Stupidest name ever?

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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:40 pm

I have had a series of pleb lad names recently, I particularly like the 'Zulu'

Agent Henry Shawn
Miss Princess Josephine Hadi
Mrs. Hendrietta Zulu
Davidson Manuel

Rolling Eyes

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

I just started to bait Stanley Bank0le Esq.

He will soon become:

Stanley Bankhole
Stanley Backhoe
Stanley Barkmole
Stainly Bankhoe
Satanley Bankmole
and as many variations as I can think of... Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:45 am

My Sandtimer introduced Alhaji Dankote (a real person) into his scheme. He of course became Mr Banknote.

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:58 am

extremeb wrote:

I just started to bait Stanley Bank0le Esq.

He will soon become:

Stanley Bankhole
Stanley Backhoe
Stanley Barkmole
Stainly Bankhoe
Satanley Bankmole
and as many variations as I can think of... Laughing

Oh please can I play ...
Saintly Blackhole
Stainmy Boghole
Steptney Bankroll
Standby Bobdole
Stumbly Binkle
Stankly Banknote

Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:24 am

Back when I was sparring with David Sithole, Director of Operations at “Caixa Affiliated Securities Madrid Spain” – it was a real temptation to call him “Shithole”, but I resisted temptation until the very end.

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:29 am

Yastreb wrote:

Back when I was sparring with David Sithole, Director of Operations at “Caixa Affiliated Securities Madrid Spain” – it was a real temptation to call him “Shithole”, but I resisted temptation until the very end.

That must of taken extreme self control, I don't think I could have resisted more than 2 seconds ... Hello David Si shi shhhi SHITHOLE .. there, I said it, sue me.

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:36 am

Mme JACK BROOL Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:50 pm

Not so much a stupid name as one that's easy to get mixed up... several times...

Cammy (7:20 PM): I thought that money belonged to Kasey Wilson or whatever his name was.
Lad (7:21 PM): the name is casey willson
Cammy (7:22 PM): Whatever.
Lad (7:22 PM): so tell me what to do so that i can send the fund to you
Cammy (7:23 PM): What can I do?
Lad (7:24 PM): get the box open so that we can get access to the fund
Cammy (7:25 PM): What do you need me for?
Lad (7:27 PM): take the box to good eng so that he can open the box
Cammy (7:28 PM): How can I do that when you've got the box?
Lad (7:29 PM): bcos if you instruct to do that then i will
Cammy (7:29 PM): Why do you need me to tell you to do that?
Lad (7:30 PM): bcos you name is attach and your email
Cammy (7:31 PM): It shouldn't be.
Lad (7:33 PM): tell me then i will send and mail i want to the company of the eng
Cammy (7:33 PM): That money is Casey Chambers' money, not mine.
Lad (7:35 PM): so is not casey chamber
Cammy (7:35 PM): Whatever.
Lad (7:38 PM): the boy is a refugee is not not alive again that is why bcos is about to send the money to you that is why your email is attach to the box
Cammy (7:38 PM): What happened to him?
Lad (7:39 PM): accident with car
Cammy (7:39 PM): When?
Lad (7:40 PM): nov 24
Cammy (7:40 PM): Fuck me. You said that was how the diplomat died.
Lad (7:42 PM): first is the boy father before the diplomat died wan he what to delivery the box
Cammy (7:42 PM): Right. And the Dad died how?
Lad (7:42 PM): for long time ago
Cammy (7:43 PM): I said how, not when!
Lad (7:44 PM): if you do not what to recivce the fund tell me so i can contact another beneficiary
Cammy (7:44 PM): Maybe I don't. The fucking thing sounds cursed. The diplomat and Casey Affleck dead in car crashes and you don't see the pattern?
Lad (7:46 PM): he is casey willson
Cammy (7:47 PM): Whatever.
Lad (7:47 PM): i have told you bcos the box is with me i have to do my work ok
Lad (7:48 PM): i just what you to recivce the fund that is why i need you to do
Cammy (7:48 PM): When the people who own it get violently killed?
Lad (7:49 PM): nobody left ok
Cammy (7:49 PM): That's what worries me.
Lad (7:51 PM): do not be worrier i am the one that send the fund ok
Lad (7:51 PM): i am a custom in my country and i am doing my work
Cammy (7:51 PM): It's not the one who sends it, it's the one who gets it who's for the chop!
Lad (7:52 PM): that is no going to give you problem in your country
Cammy (7:53 PM): My violent death isn't a problem????
Lad (7:53 PM): no
Cammy (7:54 PM): Well fuck you then!
Lad (7:54 PM): good buyyyyyyyyyyy
Cammy (7:57 PM): I hope you get run over by a fucking TRAIN!
Lad (7:58 PM): i no what i am doing ok i no my job to let beneficiary to receive bcos i have don it before ok
Cammy (7:59 PM): I am not going to accept cursed money!
Lad (8:00 PM): you do not what to be rich person you what to be poor
Cammy (8:01 PM): There's no point in being rich if I'm going to be killed!
Lad (8:01 PM): nobody will kill you
Cammy (8:02 PM): It'll be an accident like with the other two! Duh!
Lad (8:03 PM): if that then but i am still alive with the box
Cammy (8:05 PM): You haven't claimed it or anything. So you're OK with it.
Lad (8:05 PM): yes
Cammy (8:06 PM): So now you know why I am not ready to claim it just yet.
Lad (8:06 PM): that is for you ok bcos i no that you my position to be rich now
Cammy (8:07 PM): What?
Lad (8:07 PM): bcos you said that you are not ready to be rich so set poor ok
Cammy (8:08 PM): No, I'm not ready to die because this fucking money is cursed!
Lad (8:08 PM): ok
Cammy (8:09 PM): It has to be cleansed of the curse.
Lad (8:09 PM): i am ready to be rich not to die ok
Cammy (8:09 PM): You take that money and you'll die like the others.
Lad (8:09 PM): death is not my position
Cammy (8:09 PM): You won't be given a choice. "Look out for that bus!" "What bus?" SPLAT!
Lad (8:10 PM): what box
Cammy (8:11 PM): BUS, not box!
Lad (8:11 PM): wish bus tell me what bus
Cammy (8:13 PM): I don't know, some bus that one day will squash you like a bug before you can enjoy being rich. THAT bus.
Lad (8:15 PM): just get about the fund ok i have contact mrs mary giran in u s a
Cammy (8:15 PM): And she'll die if she gets it with the curse on it. Don't you get it?
Lad (8:16 PM): nobody will die ok is the will of god that is time to be
Cammy (8:17 PM): Like with Casey Jones and the Polish diplomat?
Lad (8:16 PM): the boy name is casey wilson
Cammy (8:17 PM): Whatever.

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:22 pm

Just got a loan offer from Bash Wizee.

One of my characters whose last name is Basher will ask whether they could be related.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:46 am

Just got a new client with one of my attorney personas:

Mercy Gross

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:46 pm

Just had one from a Mr Eric Cool

Cool

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:55 pm

Not the worse, just the recent. DR. MARTIN COOL MAN.

Lads Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Dec 2010 Posts: 59

I've met my 'sister' Maggi Frost (my surname was 'White' on my account).

I'm also quite impressed to have met a supposed FBI agent called (wait for it)...Dana Scully. With identification.
That had better sound familiar to you.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:06 pm

I find Angelic Heater amusing. Must be every man's dream in cold climate.

There has been a passport copy attached. Unfortunately it looks real. The original holder's first names were Angelic Heather (if I remember right).

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:56 pm

Does anyone recall a scammer named "Stephenie" ? It is an odd spelling of Stephanie. I recall seeing it here on Eater, but a search did not turn that post up.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 01 Nov 2010 Posts: 1161

Ms. Gift Baby

Quote:

hello
My name is gift, I saw your profile today at 419baiter.com
and became interested in you, I would also like to know you more, and I want you to send an email to my email address so I can give you my picture for you know who I am.
Here is my email address ([email protected])

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:39 am

Yastreb wrote:

Back when I was sparring with David Sithole, Director of Operations at “Caixa Affiliated Securities Madrid Spain” – it was a real temptation to call him “Shithole”, but I resisted temptation until the very end.

Temptation wins on that one, every time. I know, I know. Childish.

How many lads called "Pissa" do you see these days? It's a common Naija name, quite genuine, too, but they aren't as common as they once were. I blame us for that.

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:29 pm

subway 1 wrote:

New one

MRS. PATIENCE JOHNSON.

As the actress said to the Bishop .. Smile

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 01 Nov 2010 Posts: 1161

Barrister Lala Zulu is pty good.

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:19 pm

Morgain Le Fay wrote:

Does anyone recall a scammer named "Stephenie" ? It is an odd spelling of Stephanie. I recall seeing it here on Eater, but a search did not turn that post up.

Reminds me of the way 'Johnny 5' pronounces it .. Ste phen ee (Short Circuit ~ 1986)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

Yastreb wrote:

Not so much a stupid name as one that's easy to get mixed up... several times...

Cammy (7:20 PM): I thought that money belonged to Kasey Wilson or whatever his name was.
Lad (7:21 PM): the name is casey willson
Cammy (7:22 PM): Whatever.
Lad (7:22 PM): so tell me what to do so that i can send the fund to you
Cammy (7:23 PM): What can I do?
Lad (7:24 PM): get the box open so that we can get access to the fund
Cammy (7:25 PM): What do you need me for?
Lad (7:27 PM): take the box to good eng so that he can open the box
Cammy (7:28 PM): How can I do that when you've got the box?
Lad (7:29 PM): bcos if you instruct to do that then i will
Cammy (7:29 PM): Why do you need me to tell you to do that?
Lad (7:30 PM): bcos you name is attach and your email
Cammy (7:31 PM): It shouldn't be.
Lad (7:33 PM): tell me then i will send and mail i want to the company of the eng
Cammy (7:33 PM): That money is Casey Chambers' money, not mine.
Lad (7:35 PM): so is not casey chamber
Cammy (7:35 PM): Whatever.
Lad (7:38 PM): the boy is a refugee is not not alive again that is why bcos is about to send the money to you that is why your email is attach to the box
Cammy (7:38 PM): What happened to him?
Lad (7:39 PM): accident with car
Cammy (7:39 PM): When?
Lad (7:40 PM): nov 24
Cammy (7:40 PM): Fuck me. You said that was how the diplomat died.
Lad (7:42 PM): first is the boy father before the diplomat died wan he what to delivery the box
Cammy (7:42 PM): Right. And the Dad died how?
Lad (7:42 PM): for long time ago
Cammy (7:43 PM): I said how, not when!
Lad (7:44 PM): if you do not what to recivce the fund tell me so i can contact another beneficiary
Cammy (7:44 PM): Maybe I don't. The fucking thing sounds cursed. The diplomat and Casey Affleck dead in car crashes and you don't see the pattern?
Lad (7:46 PM): he is casey willson
Cammy (7:47 PM): Whatever.
Lad (7:47 PM): i have told you bcos the box is with me i have to do my work ok
Lad (7:48 PM): i just what you to recivce the fund that is why i need you to do
Cammy (7:48 PM): When the people who own it get violently killed?
Lad (7:49 PM): nobody left ok
Cammy (7:49 PM): That's what worries me.
Lad (7:51 PM): do not be worrier i am the one that send the fund ok
Lad (7:51 PM): i am a custom in my country and i am doing my work
Cammy (7:51 PM): It's not the one who sends it, it's the one who gets it who's for the chop!
Lad (7:52 PM): that is no going to give you problem in your country
Cammy (7:53 PM): My violent death isn't a problem????
Lad (7:53 PM): no
Cammy (7:54 PM): Well fuck you then!
Lad (7:54 PM): good buyyyyyyyyyyy
Cammy (7:57 PM): I hope you get run over by a fucking TRAIN!
Lad (7:58 PM): i no what i am doing ok i no my job to let beneficiary to receive bcos i have don it before ok
Cammy (7:59 PM): I am not going to accept cursed money!
Lad (8:00 PM): you do not what to be rich person you what to be poor
Cammy (8:01 PM): There's no point in being rich if I'm going to be killed!
Lad (8:01 PM): nobody will kill you
Cammy (8:02 PM): It'll be an accident like with the other two! Duh!
Lad (8:03 PM): if that then but i am still alive with the box
Cammy (8:05 PM): You haven't claimed it or anything. So you're OK with it.
Lad (8:05 PM): yes
Cammy (8:06 PM): So now you know why I am not ready to claim it just yet.
Lad (8:06 PM): that is for you ok bcos i no that you my position to be rich now
Cammy (8:07 PM): What?
Lad (8:07 PM): bcos you said that you are not ready to be rich so set poor ok
Cammy (8:08 PM): No, I'm not ready to die because this fucking money is cursed!
Lad (8:08 PM): ok
Cammy (8:09 PM): It has to be cleansed of the curse.
Lad (8:09 PM): i am ready to be rich not to die ok
Cammy (8:09 PM): You take that money and you'll die like the others.
Lad (8:09 PM): death is not my position
Cammy (8:09 PM): You won't be given a choice. "Look out for that bus!" "What bus?" SPLAT!
Lad (8:10 PM): what box
Cammy (8:11 PM): BUS, not box!
Lad (8:11 PM): wish bus tell me what bus
Cammy (8:13 PM): I don't know, some bus that one day will squash you like a bug before you can enjoy being rich. THAT bus.
Lad (8:15 PM): just get about the fund ok i have contact mrs mary giran in u s a
Cammy (8:15 PM): And she'll die if she gets it with the curse on it. Don't you get it?
Lad (8:16 PM): nobody will die ok is the will of god that is time to be
Cammy (8:17 PM): Like with Casey Jones and the Polish diplomat?
Lad (8:16 PM): the boy name is casey wilson
Cammy (8:17 PM): Whatever.

I LAWLED ,literally, that was a great read - thanks! Smile

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:31 am

Found this gem over in Surplus Letters!

Jazzy Young (loan shark)

insults and more · Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:37 am

^^^ I can beat that. I just spotted a Mrs. Lewd Gadyukina in Surplus.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:06 am

Blessing Nguwole
John Kaplya Mbomba
Clem Badru

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:12 am

leonsumbitches wrote:

I just spotted a Mrs. Lewd Gadyukina in Surplus.

Scamorama's Lewd Noogie hails from Gadyukina...