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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:34 am |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:28 am |
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While using this Dead Frontier Training Simulator, Jose and I have figured out something very important upon surviving the zombie hordes.
- Always stay together.
- One team member must have a machine gun, the other many shotguns. That way you can swap ammo when you find it, and most importantly the shotgun clears a big path pushing the zombies back. Most of the time exploding them.
- In this training simulator a can of beans costs $200, and to have someone cook them for you costs about $95. - Here's a tip. Buy a truck load of long-life beans and be the only people with a frying pan.
- Don't let Jose 'watch your back', or 'talk to your children' while playing. You will die, and then have to fight your way back.
- Forget chainsaws. You need to build that upper-body strength by swinging an axe, baseball bat, shovel, iron pipe or home-made battle-axe. Plus it's a great workout and keeps you tight.
You guys are so lucky we're here to get this information to you, and sacrifice our time to run about in this simulator. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:26 am |
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Ordinarily, necros of threads aren't allowed.
But I look upon this as a necessary public service which will help all of our members to stay safe over the festive period.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqEhUm2B_8
Don't thank me. I'm just doing my job.
Edit note that this video pertains to the Zombie Apocalypse and not the Zombie Armageddon as discussed here.
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:47 pm |
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I think the women in the video should have been topless, this would have made the film more effective and educational.
But what is the difference between the apocolypse and armaggedon? |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:55 pm |
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This thread is zombie! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! |
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Terror Mask
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Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:12 pm |
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QUICK! CALL LUCIO FULCI!!!!! |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:20 pm |
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Bart Fargo wrote: |
But what is the difference between the apocolypse and armaggedon? |
If you have to ask that question, you're already dead. With your brains scooped out for hors d'oeuvres.
Any responsible citizen knows that the apocalypse is merely the warm-up for the armageddon.
Look, I don't mind answering complex questions. You know - the sort of things that only zombie experts like myself and the mod team would have the answers to. But if you need to know the basics, you really should read this thread in it's entirety. It might just save your life.
Ignore the bit about the dude up the pole on the first page though. I'm pretty sure, he's got fuck all to do with it. |
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:12 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:46 pm |
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Could a zombie Santa withstand the forces that defy the laws of physics during a Living Santa's travels the night of the 24th? Would the ether allow the travel? |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:49 am |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Ordinarily, necros of threads aren't allowed. |
What better to necro than a ZOMBIE thread?
SOOI the awesome wrote: |
Don't thank me. I'm just doing my job. |
Okay, if you insist...
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:45 pm |
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I can't believe it took me this long to find a zombie thread.
There's been lots of talk of movies, but you guys are seriously short on the literature.
Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide is pretty much the only book mentioned here! You didn't even mention World War Z.
How about Kim Paffenroth's "Dying to Live" or Z.A. Recht's "Morningstar" trilogy? David Wellington's "Monster Island" trilogy? The last you can read online
Then there is Joe McKinney's "Dead City" series. And John Adams' "Living Dead" anthology. Steven Jones' "Zombie Apocalypse!" too.
Permuted Press specializes in publishing zombie apocalypse books. There's also the magnificent http://www.zombiebooklist.com/USA.php
It's not too late to buy yourself or your loved ones some essential reading for staying alive in the new zombie-infested year.
ETA: http://www.zombiebooks.com/booklist/
Also, read the Autumn series. The movie was godawful, as the supposedly British characters keep speaking in Canadian/American dialects. Also, there is an absurdly long introduction to a clown who only says one line.
However, Autumn is an interesting take on zombies. A plague wipes out a huge percent of the population. At first, the significant threat is from the corpses simply rotting. When they begin to rise, they are nonviolent and simply very annoying. They just stagger around and get in one's way. It is only very much later on that the zombies go from being a mere annoyance to an actual threat. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:43 pm |
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^ I bought my son a couple of Max Brooks' book for Xmas, don't know why he's already said I'm liable to slow him down in the event of an attack, therefore expendable, though the campervan is central to his plan.
Maybe I shouldn't have got him the driving lessons as well, he may keep me if he needs a driver |
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