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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

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CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS NIGERIA

ATTENTION:

RE: PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUND.

YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS MAIL CAME TO YOU, WELL I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

I THEN DECIDED TO MAKE THIS DIRECT APPROACH TO YOU IN ORDER NOT TO LET IT BE AS IF I HAVE ANYTHING IN MIND AGAINST YOU. MEANWHILE, I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU HAVE ASKED YOURSELF WHY EACH TIME THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND IS APPROVED, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE PAYMENT WILL BE STOPPED OR ONE PROBLEM OR THE OTHER WILL COME UP. LISTEN, IF YOU HAVE NOT ASKED THIS QUESTION TO YOURSELF OR YOU DO NOT KNOW, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO TELL YOU.

TO START WITH YOUR NON COMPLIANCE TO MY DIRECTIVES IS ONE OF THE PROBLEMS YOU ARE HAVING, WHICH IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. YOU SHOULD REMEMBER, SOME TIME AGO, YOUR NIGERIAN FRIENDS I MEAN THE PEOPLE THAT INTRODUCED YOU TO THIS PROJECT FUND TRANSFER APPROACHED ME THROUGH MY DEAR WIFE WHO WORKS WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND REQUESTED THAT I SHOULD ASSIST THEM TO CONCLUDE A MONEY TRANSFER DEAL THEY HAD WITH YOU, THEY REQUESTED THAT I SHOULD ASSIST THEM BY REMOVING THE ORIGINAL OWNERS NAME WHO ACTUALLY DID THE CONTRACTOR, YOUR NAME AND YOUR BANK PARTICULARS FROM CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) VETTING COMPUTER AND REPLACE IT WITH ONE JAPANS NAME AND BANK DETAILS IN ORDER TO MAKE THE JAPANS PERSON APPEAR AS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY OF YOUR FUNDS, WHICH I REFUSED THAT I WILL NOT DO SUCH THING, WHILE THINKING THAT YOU ARE SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH, BUT NOT KNOWING THAT YOU ARE NOT AS YOU HAVE NOT FOR ONE DAY KEEP TO YOUR WORD!!

WELL, BASED ON YOUR ATTITUDE, I DECIDED TO STOP THE FUNDS RELEASE MOVEMENT BECAUSE I CANNOT BE DENIED OF MY RIGHT IN MY OWN OFFICE CONSIDERING THE RISK AS IT MIGHT AFFECT MY JOB. SECONDLY, BASED ON THIS UNGODLY SUGGESTION, I WAS MOVED TO START MAKING RESEARCH ON YOUR SO CALLED FUNDS TRANSFER WITH THE NIGERIA GOVERNMENT, AND I FOUND OUT THAT YOU DID NOT EXECUTE ANY CONTRACT OR HAVE ANY LEGAL PROVE OF OWNERSHIP OF FUND IN NIGERIA, ALTHOUGH I AM THE ONLY PERSON PRIVILEGED TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION AND IT IS A FACT. WHY I AM MAKING THIS CLEAR TO YOU IS THAT I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE STILL MAKING EFFORTS SPENDING MONEY IN ORDER TO CONCLUDE THIS FUND TRANSFER PROJECT.

NOW I AM READY TO FORGET THE PAST, I NEED YOUR ASSURANCE THAT THOSE YOUR SO CALLED COLLEAGUES AND THOSE PEOPLE CONTACTING YOU WILL BE TOTALLY KEEP OUT OF THIS TRANSACTION, SO THAT YOU CAN ACHIEVE SOMETHING FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, FOR THE REASON THAT I KNOW THAT NONE OF THOSE SO CALLED YOUR COLLEAGUES IS AWARE OF THE TRUE PICTURE OF THIS TRANSACTION AFTER TRYING THEIR BEST TO CONCLUDE IT WITHOUT SUCCESS.

FINALLY, THERE IS A PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUNDS OF US$1, 500,000.00 GOING ON NOW IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, WHICH I HAVE USED MY POSITION TO PUT YOUR NAME AS ONE OF THE BENEFICIARY AND THE ONLY THING REQUIRED FROM YOU IS THE DOCUMENTATION FEE SUM OF US$160 ONLY, SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE US$160 IMMEDIATELY AND HAVE THE COMPENSATION FUND RECEIVED AS THE FUNDS HAS BEEN APPROVED. I NEED YOUR PROMISE THAT NO OFFICIAL OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA OR ANY OF THE GOVERNMENTAL BODY WILL BE AWARE OF MY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS YOUR FAKE CLAIMS AS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM DOING ALL THIS TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS MESS YOU ARE INTO.

I WAIT TO RECEIVE THE US$160 FEE VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION:

Receivers Name:Davids Austin
Receivers Address: Lagos - Nigeria.
Text Question: Colour?
Text Answer: Red.
Amount: - $160

I WAIT TO RECEIVE THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PAYMENT INFORMATION SO THAT WE CAN MOVE FORWARD. YOU SHOULD ALSO RECONFIRM YOUR BANKING DETAILS ALONG WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE.

TREAT VERY URGENT, BECAUSE FUNDS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED IN THE CBN PAYMENT SYSTEM WAITING FOR THE BENEFICIARY’S COMPLIANCE FOR ITS EFFECTIVE TRANSFER TO TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.
REGARDS,

Financial Secretary, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

CBN GOVERNOR MR. LAMIDO SANUSI

My reply:

Quote:

Who is this?

Jonathan Davis

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:11 pm

That's a pretty direct approach for a lad! Must need cash bad! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Badgerbait wrote:

That's a pretty direct approach for a lad! Must need cash bad! Laughing

Direct almost to the point of rudeness! Gutsy move! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

Well, if he's desperate, he may be easier to bait Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

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Subject: RE: PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUND.

Body: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

ATTEN: BENEFICIARY,

RE: PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUND.

Thanks for your response to my letter of business proposal to you.I do assure you that urgent attention is being given to this transaction to enable you acquired smooth and legal release of this fund to you without doubt. I promise to use my good office to back up whatever it may required you for a successful release of the fund(US$1, 500,000.00) in your name as beneficiary.

This is to inform you that the payment of $160 to the Accounting Department is neccessary for you to obtain the certificate of ownership from the Accounting Department Officer (DAVIDS AUSTIN) immediately your fee is received.

SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE US$160 IMMEDIATELY AND HAVE THE COMPENSATION FUND RECEIVED AS THE FUNDS HAS BEEN APPROVED. Kindly proceed to western Union Money Transfer and pay to the name of Account Officer with below information/

Sender Name:.........................
Receivers Name:Davids Austin.
Receivers Address: Lagos - Nigeria.
Text Question: Colour?
Text Answer: Red.
Amount: - $160
MTCN:....................................

TREAT VERY URGENT, BECAUSE FUNDS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED IN THE CBN PAYMENT SYSTEM WAITING FOR THE BENEFICIARY’S COMPLIANCE FOR ITS EFFECTIVE TRANSFER TO TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.

I WAIT TO RECEIVE THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PAYMENT INFORMATION SO THAT WE CAN MOVE FORWARD. YOU SHOULD ALSO RECONFIRM YOUR BANKING DETAILS ALONG WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE.

REGARDS,

Desmond Joel.

Financial Secretary, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

CBN GOVERNOR MR. LAMIDO SANUSI

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What is this fund and why am I getting it?

Jonathan Davis

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Dec 2010 Posts: 8

Like I said in an earlier topic, I think it's because it's the end of the year and these lads are becoming desperate for money. Probably no presents under the tree this year for the kiddies because daddy is a horrible scammer. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Desperate fella...this will be fun.

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CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

ATTEN: JONATHAN DAVIS,

RE: PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUND.

PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU GO THROUGH MY PROPOSAL TO YOU IN THE SENSE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND FULLY THAT THERE IS A PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUNDS OF US$1, 500,000.00 GOING ON NOW IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, WHICH I HAVE USED MY POSITION TO PUT YOUR NAME AS ONE OF THE BENEFICIARY AND AFTER THE TRANSFER I WILL COME OVER YOUR COUNTRY TO HAVE MY SHARE.

THE PERCENTAGE RATIO WILL BE AS 50% TO EACH OF US AS YOU AND I KNOW THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS TRANSACTION OF WHICH WE OUGHT TO EMULATE THE CONCEPT OF HIGH CONFIDENTIALITY WHICH THIS TRANSACTION ENTAILS. I SO MUCH SEE SECRECY IN THIS TRANSACTION AS A LIFE WIRE THAT WILL SO MUCH PROTECT AND PROMOTE THE IMAGE OF THIS TRANSACTION TO A GREATER HEIGHT OF OUR CONFORMITIES AS WE CONCLUDE THIS LUCRATIVE VENTURE IN GOOD TERMS

. I WILL WANT YOU AND I TO ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAN WHICH YOU AND I HAVE IN MIND NOW AS PARTNERS. LET THE SECRECY ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION BE BURIED BETWEEN OUR MINDS. YOU ARE THE MANAGER OF THE FUND US$1, 500,000.00, WHILE I AM THE ORIGINATOR OF THE PROJECT.

THE ONLY THING REQUIRED FROM YOU IS THE DOCUMENTATION FEE SUM OF US$160 ONLY, SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE US$160 IMMEDIATELY AND HAVE THE COMPENSATION FUND RECEIVED AS THE FUNDS HAS BEEN APPROVED. I NEED YOUR PROMISE THAT NO OFFICIAL OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA OR ANY OF THE GOVERNMENTAL BODY WILL BE AWARE OF MY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS YOUR FAKE CLAIMS AS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM DOING ALL THIS TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS MESS YOU ARE INTO.

REGARDS,

Desmond Joel.

Financial Secretary, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

CBN GOVERNOR MR. LAMIDO SANUSI

Quote:

I see...so how do you know me?

Jonathan Davis

Interested but cautious still Razz

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:09 am

Both my primary baiter personae are being hit hard with scripts of all sorts. Xmas or New Year's must loom large in the Lads' social calendar.

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:16 am

Can you post the full headers for this lad? I'd like to bait him too.

Could be fun!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

“YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS MAIL CAME TO YOU, WELL I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU FOR A LONG TIME NOW.”

What? The first part indicates he doesn’t know you and the second part says he waited for your email. So he believes people just arbitrarily email people? Maybe he thinks people just make up emails.

Or hold you horses he had a prophecy! Tell him to have another so he can find the Caps lock key on his keyboard.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

I think this is the entire header

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Delivered-To: xxxxxxx
Received: by 10.231.36.138 with SMTP id t10cs163973ibd;
Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:22:32 -0800 (PST)
Received: by 10.231.182.85 with SMTP id cb21mr1500805ibb.44.1292638952012;
Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:22:32 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from web121102.mail.ne1.yahoo.com (web121102.mail.ne1.yahoo.com [98.138.87.74])
by mx.google.com with SMTP id gw41si2163428ibb.0.2010.12.17.18.22.30;
Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:22:31 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: pass (google.com: best guess record for domain of [email protected] designates 98.138.87.74 as permitted sender) client-ip=98.138.87.74;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: best guess record for domain of [email protected] designates 98.138.87.74 as permitted sender) [email protected]; dkim=pass (test mode) [email protected]
Received: (qmail 9283 invoked by uid 60001); 18 Dec 2010 02:22:30 -0000
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Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Methinks I definitely annoyed him Laughing

He wrote:

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CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

ATTEN: BENEFICIARY,

RE: PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUND.

MY DEAR, MUCH QUESTIONS ARE GOOD BUT AT TIMES NOT GOOD IN THE SENSE THAT I GOT YOUR EMAIL THROUGH SEARCH MICHINE AND I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO STAND AS THE LEGAL BENEFICIARY OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA CONPANSATION FUND.

FINALLY, THERE IS A PRESIDENTIAL COMPENSATION FUNDS OF US$1, 500,000.00 GOING ON NOW IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, WHICH I HAVE USED MY POSITION TO PUT YOUR NAME AS ONE OF THE BENEFICIARY AND THE ONLY THING REQUIRED FROM YOU IS THE DOCUMENTATION FEE SUM OF US$160 ONLY.

THE RATIO OF OUR PERCENTAGE WILL BE AS 50% TO YOU AND 50% TO ME WHILE I WILL BE COMING OVER YOUR COUNTRY FOR MY SHARE OF 50% AFTER THE CONPENSATION FUND IS RECEIVED IN YOUR LOCAL BANK ACCOUNT.

I HOPE I HAVE MADE EVERY THING CLEAR TO YOU SO PROCEED TO WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IN YOUR AREA AND SEND THE $160 TO ENABLE ME PROCCEED. DO SEND ALONG WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER, FULL NAME, ADDRESS AND BANKING DETAIL AS YOU WISH TO RECEIVE THE FUND. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

DESMOND JOEL

+234-806-363-6260

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:44 am

would you mind if I call your lad for shits and giggles?

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

What you do in the call? Have any connection to me at all?

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:20 am

No connection to you. I'll act like we've been emailing. Just want to bother him a bit. I'll post it up here when I'm done.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Well go for it Razz

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:28 am

Things you do when you are bored on a Sunday night--call other peoples lad.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/Syezl4b8/jd_online.html

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Oct 2010 Posts: 139

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

Hmm, I got this one too - he must be from fonda cocks! LOL

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:40 pm

"pick up some catfood on the way" Love it

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Dec 2010 Posts: 45

HA! I love the accent? Was it old south? British? But an amazingly convincing old lady. That was a bit frightening....

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:34 pm

Ha!

Not quite sure what I was going for there.

I like the idea of an old British woman from the south, tho.