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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:55 pm |
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^^^^ Can you imagine what their tragedies and dramas would be like?
Prince Salami: et tu, Judiciousness?
Brown Essence: Oh no ooo Judiciousness has called Prince Salami oooo Woe, woe ooo
Tennis Hug: Look! Over there! Another conspirator! KILL HIM OOOO
It would be very hard to keep a straight face during a Laddish Shakespeare in the Park. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:10 pm |
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Princess King Dioka. Is she a princess or is he a king? |
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red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:59 pm |
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Prisca Blah
His format is the same old blah blah blah |
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candy-factory
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Jan 2010
Posts: 50
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:09 am |
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The best I have is Sky Word, a Nigerian who always insisted on communicating in code through the subject line. Every time he replied it was SKY13 which according to his translation guide was "I'm listening" 
I have a current bait, his name is Mr Wizard. No first name! |
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x1 you have really made me an insultive bag to Mr.Jones who is ready to assist us move the funds to you.You sent a fake western union form. Infact,you are a fuck-up- 5ky W0rd |
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Funky Spingers
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2008
Posts: 96
Location: UK, sometimes...
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:13 pm |
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Just had an email today from the fantastically named "Presure Yak". |
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"dont see me as a vilage person" - Peter 0moh
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Dr. Steve Forum
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
Posts: 241
Location: UK
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:58 pm |
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| Princess King Dioka. Is she a princess or is he a king? |
Is seems common practice for the daughter to take the first name of the father as a middle name in the scripts I've seen. Whether that's their practice or what they think is ours I'm not sure. |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:18 pm |
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^^^^ I have tried to convince a few lads that in the US each citizen is given, besides a social security number, an MD5 hash as a middle name. I don't know if it worked. I would love to see a lad claiming he is John 6117323d2cabbc17d44c2b44587f682c Smith. |
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I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
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Dr. Steve Forum
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
Posts: 241
Location: UK
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:35 pm |
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Mr Smith, your name has failed it's checksum on my system. Do you have any ID?
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eljeffe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 77
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:20 pm |
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I just received an email from "Joy Love" today - and somebody with the last name Yoda! (He's got the force!) |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:20 pm |
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| I would love to see a lad claiming he is John 6117323d2cabbc17d44c2b44587f682c Smith. |
It's not that far fetched. Ever heard of numerology?  |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
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I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Zenya
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 51
Location: Chillin' with HAL.
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:24 am |
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I have one called...
Nuff said. |
Well... plausible: singer named Alpha Yaya Diallo, and there were several African footballers named Camera (or variants: Camara, Kamara). Still: pretty lolworthy!
They really do have some strange names over there... another Nigerian footballer's name: Blessing Kaku.
So perhaps to them these seem perfectly sensible names...
But I do wonder about their penchant for using first names as last names... In my first bait, my lad referred to himself as Benjamin Jeff... and sometimes as Jeff Benjamin. |
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:29 am |
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Just got a beauty in my inbox:
MR HERO GUITAR 
He's got $40 mil for me... and I haven't got the slightest clue how to respond to this guy without laughing myself stupid.
Do the lads even slightly research their names anymore?????????? I could have sworn I've seen a bait here with that name before. I wonder if the lads are just recycling names from this board. |
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
Motor: The Nigerian Police Force is your Friend (0KEZIE 0KIR0 NELS0N CFR,NPM,FWC, Inspector General of Police)
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Lachesis
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 01 Nov 2010
Posts: 1161
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:48 am |
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| Is she a princess or is he a king? |
I believe the proper question is "Is he a princess or is she a king?"  |
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Site killer, scam baiter, shit poster.
Baiting/sitekilling numbers:
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Photo trophies x 2, Forms filled x 11, Baited domains x 9, Writing pieces x 2
"Ok i want to be addressed like felon Musa Songo." - Musa Songo
"This your transaction is giving me heart failure" - EFCC
"YOU ARE A BIG FOOL AND AN IDIOT. DO NOT EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN. YOU ANIMAL." - Kojo Smith
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:46 am |
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In my catcher today:
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| I am MAC DAVIS, the only son of late Davis Paul, from Sierra Leone in west africa. |
I don't think he's got this whole naming convention thing quite worked out. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Zenya
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Sep 2008
Posts: 51
Location: Chillin' with HAL.
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:21 pm |
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^^^ unless Mac and his dad are Icelanders!
But it does suggest to me they use patronymics in western Africa? May be a useful tidbit for the future... |
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eljeffe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 77
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:51 pm |
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Just got a beauty in my inbox:
MR HERO GUITAR
He's got $40 mil for me... and I haven't got the slightest clue how to respond to this guy without laughing myself stupid.
Do the lads even slightly research their names anymore?????????? I could have sworn I've seen a bait here with that name before. I wonder if the lads are just recycling names from this board. |
Seriously?! WOW!  |
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HitLad - The Mafia Group: "IYA U NO NO WORK U WON USE BRAIN LEARN THANK GOD U KNOW GET THE JAC WERE BASTARD, COMMON GO AND GET BUSY IDIOT" |
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eljeffe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Posts: 77
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:59 pm |
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I just NOW RECEIVED an email from Miss Gift Anthony -  |
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HitLad - The Mafia Group: "IYA U NO NO WORK U WON USE BRAIN LEARN THANK GOD U KNOW GET THE JAC WERE BASTARD, COMMON GO AND GET BUSY IDIOT" |
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Alejandro
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 140
Location: Japan
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:04 pm |
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| I just NOW RECEIVED an email from Miss Gift Anthony - |
So did I. I was thinking, "So you're a... 'gift'... so your parents named you Gift... Anthony... even though you're not a guy... or a packaged present..." |
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"TESTMONIES ARE COMMING from all over the world about our pastor so don,t worry, you sickness must go soon,Chronic Sytheric Pnimthritis,is a serious sickness but it will disappear any moment from now, you don,t need to worry," - Ossy from Nigeria |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:34 pm |
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The following are all names of real people:
Thankgod Amaefule
Rob Moore
Forrest Plant
Nixon Carcelén (slightly flipped from "Nixon in jail" in Spanish)
Saint Fort Petit-homme
and his son Baby Petit-homme
The last two were Haitian, and the son later converted to Orthodoxy. He was baptized with the name of his bishop and became... Athenagoras Baby Petit-homme. |
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X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:50 pm |
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I just got an email from yet another cancerous rich widow, unfortunately named Mrs. Bimbo Patrice.
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"FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:53 am |
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Some of you guys mentioned 'Gift'. I've been baiting one '' for over 1 1/2 years now He's a guy though.....barely. |
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Magnus: Lagos --> Cotonou
Benjamin: Accra --> Monrovia
Mustafa: Banjul --> Dakar
Steve & Santos: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift & Ubochie: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift: Johannesburg --> Harare
John: Accra --> Abidjan |
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Jim Beam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Dec 2010
Posts: 45
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Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:44 am |
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I got an email from Dirtee Sanchez today.
I checked the IP address and s/he's in Lagos.
I'm hoping they'll be my first. |
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paythecourier
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2009
Posts: 103
Location: Bottom of a whisky bottle
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Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:20 am |
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I love it when a funny names thread appears....it always reminds me of my old chum Spooky lavender. |
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Thunder will kill your family. You are a big fool......f**k you, f**k your family and f**k your mother. Rev Peter Harrison (He took it bad)
You are the bastard of a thousand bastards. Sir Michael Creamer
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:47 pm |
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This just today; . |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:23 pm |
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In real life I have worked with a man named Frank Finger, and I went to university with a Sunny Hart.
Seriously, the lads don't figure out what can be a first name and what can be a last name. They also routinely mix up a father's first name as a child's last name (like Beatrice Fred, daughter of Fred Morris) and mix up the order of listing names (like signing as Smith Michael). |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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