how to piss off a lad

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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:01 am

I was tempted to throw this link into help, hints, and tips as some sort of tool. But know that's a bit much.

So here it is!
http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Afrikaans

For that sad moment when you and your lad come to depart and the bait dies down. If you so wish to end it on terrible, insulting terms, the aforementioned link will maybe come in handy.

My 3 month Refugee Camp Love bait just came to a sudden, grinding halt. and this link surely did come in handy. Although i'm still waiting for the reply, i'm sure he'll be happy about the picture i got from my scammers real facebook with all the penises photoshopped around him. And the gore pictures of mutilated penises.
And maybe this wonderful message i got, thanks in part to the link.

Quote:

HEY FOKIN MUGU WHY DIE FOK JY DONT RESPOND ANYMORE?

I was having fun with you.
Gaan kak op jou ma se poes!

OKECHUKWU SAMUEL IVOH is die fokin mugu!
hahahaha.
Smile

insults and more · Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:19 am

^^^^ Somehow I knew from the second I saw your avatar that you'd involve Anonymous and ED's Offended page.

Chances are most lads do not speak Afrikaans, though. The national language of Nigeria is a pidgin dialect composed of 19th century British, indigenous languages (Igbo, Yoruba, etc), and textspeak. South African lads may know Afrikaans, of course, but they're firmly in a minority compared to West African scammers.

My advice is to use a pidgin translator/dictionary, and for supposed Senegalese lads use a Wolof/Mandinko/Falani language source.

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:35 am

FUUUUUUU

oh well. i'll have to make my own cutomised page of nasties then

>:^)

And anon is cool and all. I browse the chans. dont really get offended or grossed out at their racism and obnoxiousness. to each his/her own. but eh. They're too full of themselves and hateful for the most part. I'm quite the opposite being a rather accepting person.

Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:48 am

And further to the above

Don't tell, or let the lad know he was being baited, it is better if he is left wondering where, or how , he went wrong, rather than letting him know he was being played as a fool.

Then we can feed him even more ludicrous script that is guaranteed to work, albeit with the assistance of other baiters.

Hit lads, on the other hand, deserve all the pron, goat pron and other stuff we send them.

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:35 am

ateabanah wrote:

And anon is cool and all. I browse the chans.
Smile

Er.. do I have to remind you of rules 1 and 2?

Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:01 am

sunshine wrote:

Er.. do I have to remind you of rules 1 and 2?

Don't talk about Fight Club? Confused

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:42 am

^^ Indeed.

The ten commandments rewritten for Eater

Quote:

2 I am the Eater your God, who brought you up out of the land of 419, out of the house of spam;
3 Do not have any other Eaters before me. e.g 419-eater.org
4 You shall not make for yourself another Eater website, whether in the form of anything that is 419 related, or that is on the Internet, or that is on any public network .
5 You shall not visit them or worship them; for I the Eater your God am a jealous Eater, punishing members for the iniquity of their baits, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me,
6 but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my Eater commandments.
7 You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Eater your God, for the Eater will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
8 Remember the ASEM day and keep it holy.
9 For six days you shall labour and do all your baiting.
10 But the seventh day is a non-baiting day for the Eater your God; you shall not do any baiting—you, your Lad son or your Lad daughter, your male or female Lad.
11 For in six days the Eater made Lads squirm, the Safaris, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the Eater day and consecrated it.
12 Do not honor your lads, so that your days may be long in the land that the Eater your God is giving you.
13 You shall not double post.
14 You shall not flame.
15 You shall not get lads to send money.
16 You shall not involve ITP's.
17 You shall not covet your neighbor’s bait; you shall not covet your neighbor’s ASEM, or male or female lad, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs

insults and more · Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:58 am

^^^^ Here I am praying to Joe Pesci and coveting the hell out of people's donkeys.

Any second now the spirit of Fohr-un-Ein-Eetar will zap me with the fury of a thousand dollachops.

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:47 pm

18. You shall not L337 unless you wish upon yourself a visit from Juan Freizwidatt during the hours of darkness.

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:04 pm

Fowan Nyne wrote:

18. You shall not L337 unless you wish upon yourself a visit from Juan Freizwidatt during the hours of darkness.

or...

18. ¥0µ $h4££ n0t £337 µn£3$$ ¥0µ w1$h µp0n ¥0µr$3£f 4 v1$1t fr0m Jµ4n Fr31zw1Ð4tt Ðµr1ng th3 h0µr$ 0f Ð4rkn3$$.

I used this leet translator.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet

And there is of course rule number 19.

Thou shalt no quote the post right before thine. Lest Jose Cuervo will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:16 pm

No noticed the missing 1st commandment!!?? Missing commandments, posts, aiieeeeeee!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Invent a goat chastity belt?

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:55 am

Quote:

Er.. do I have to remind you of rules 1 and 2?

I am aware of newf-g rules. But, this is scambaiting, aka, anonymous in it's own. so rules don't apply.

it's like saying, don't talk about chans on chans.
plus the idiots over at failchan. moot went on CNN bragging about his imageboard anyway.

rules 1 and 2 are out the window.

;]

Quote:

And further to the above

Don't tell, or let the lad know he was being baited, it is better if he is left wondering where, or how , he went wrong, rather than letting him know he was being played as a fool.

Then we can feed him even more ludicrous script that is guaranteed to work, albeit with the assistance of other baiters.

Hit lads, on the other hand, deserve all the pron, goat pron and other stuff we send them.

I'm a derp and you're absolutely right.
now this lad may wise up next time :[

but then again..maybe he'll be more skiddish towards future people who actually fall for it all..?