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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:00 pm

This is the begenning of my first bait. My buissiness name is Jizz Jockeys and my name is Julius Kessler

Attn:Sir/Madam,

How are you today? my client has interest to do business relative to investments in your country in areas related to Real estate,
to initiate a proper and structured relationship: Please let me know your response to an offer to receive investment funds in cash
If i should take risk to package this fund US$30M into consignment and deliver to you by courier company can it be accepted by
you in your country?? Do let me know immediately because i want this money to leave this week to your destination.
As soon as you receive this mail do get back to me immediately so i can commence, but you have to know this is very much confidential

Yours sincerely,

George

My Regards

Thers's No bizzness like Jizz Bizzness

George,
How the hell are ya pard?Glad to get your email. The board of directors and I were just talkin' the other day about getting some new investment oppertuities together and here you come.
I am not much interested in the rea estate deal, as I own several millions hectres here in S. Wyoming. But I may have some work for you in your area.
I am the C.E.O. of Jizz Jockeys Inc. We are a non profit that collects horse seaman for the less fortunate.
Yuo see George, there are many people in the world that would like to have a horse but cant afford a quality shot of jizz. Depending where you are located we may be able to use you as a field representitive for your area. We can pay you quite well and even provide financial support to set up an equie clinic in your area.
Hope to here from you soon.
Yer Pard
Julius Kessler

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Dear Julius,

Thank you for the response and offer. It will not be a bad idea working together with you on both offers. I have a feeling we can work things out and you will be of great help for investing this fund. Actually my client is not particular on real estates but on any profit making business.

The key word is is profit and i think you have experince and which matters most.

If it is ok by you we can work together with my client for mutual benefit.

I wait to hear from you

George

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Thers's No bizzness like Jizz Bizzness

George, How the hell are ya?
Glad to get your mail.I spoke with board of directors and they are willing and glad to open another clinic in your area as long as there is not already one there. you of course would be the responsible party. And be incharge of the day to day finances and all that boring money stuff.
What we will do, after all the preliminary details are out of the way is send you seed money to start a clinic in your area.
What I need from you is location and the name of the person that payment would be made to. Understand that no payment will be made until after identy of all individuals is confirmed.
Do you have any expirience with horse? Horse expierience is always a plus but not required.
Thanks for the help

Yer Pard
Julius Kessler.

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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:02 pm

I am hoping to get some good trophies out of this

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:54 am

Hello Catchbag and welcome to eater. Good luck on your bait!

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:19 am

Hi Catch Bag, welcome to eater, I wish you luck with what you are trying for

remember, if this one falls over, unfortunately there are always more to choose from

Good luck

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:30 am

Welcome to eater catchbag.

I like your format, especially the business catchphrase! Can't wait to see the corporate Branding! Shocked

Good luck with your bait

Chrys

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:04 pm

Welcome catchbag

This is a wild, terrific idea for a bait - horse seaman for the less fortunate. Fortunately I wasn't drinking my cuppa coffee at the time or it would have been coming through my nose. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:22 pm

No reply yet
Perhaps this lad dose not want to be resposible for harvesting horse seamen.
What is the average wait on responses from these guys? I know they are busy, but so am I .

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:55 pm

I hope you are thinking of growing your business and diversifying into some of your lad's local fauna?

How about a Hippopotamus breeding program? Of course, It's at its best when collected during the rutting season. But with a little thought, a pretty lady Hippo and some mood music, I don't think your lad would get too injured.

I bet Hippo rocket fuel is worth ten times as much as horse. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:55 pm

@ catchbag Maybe you could give him a little nudge with another email. I have one scammer who I have to "wake up" from time to time.

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:54 pm

Well I reminded "george" about my proposal and have not yet heard back so I am working on another one with the same premiss. I am also working on getting a lad to reply to Anton LaVey.

Here is another candidate for Jizz Jockeys.

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Hello
Thanks for the swift respond.infarct i will be interested in
that please i will want you to get back to me with the next step of
the this
Thanks
Rebecca

> *Thers's No Bizzness Like Jizz Bizzness*
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> Rebeca
> Are you refering to our new line of hand harvested horse Seaman. If so
> plaese respond quickly as i am sure you know that this particular product
> has a fairly short shelf life. And yes we are able to ship to Cairo egypt.
> Speaking of Cairo my company is looking for a representitive in that area.
> Do you know any one that would be inmterested in this position. It pays well
> and if everything works out money will be provided to start a clinic there
> with the newly hired person being the director that would be in charge of
> all financial and hiring decisions.
> Hope to hear from you soon
>
> Yer Pard
> Julius Kessler
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> fromRebecca Chineye <[email protected]>
> reply-toRebecca Chineye <[email protected]>
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> dateMon, Dec 13, 2010 at 9:32 AM
> subjectpurchase order.....
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> hide details 9:32 AM (41 minutes ago)
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> Hello.
> Top of the day to you. I am Rebecca Chineye I would like to place an
> order from your store but before i proceed, i would like to know if you can
> ship to Cairo Egypt and accept credit card as a method of payment, If you do
> kindly get back to me with your valid website address for selection of items
> needed.
> I await to read from you today.
> Regards
>
> Rebecca Chineye
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There's No Bizzness Like Jizz Bizzness

Rebecca
Glad to hear from you but I am even more glad that you are interested in my proposal. As i explained in my first email I am the C.E.O. of Jizz Jockeys. We are a non profit organization that collects horse seaman for lees fortunate people that would like to breed a horse but can not afford a quality shot of jizz.
I f yuo accept my proposal you will be givien money to start a clinic in Cairo. The start up fund usualy ranges between 25,000 USD and 50,000 usd. The amonut you recive depends on you. What that means is that if you are still interested I will send you a questionaire for you to fill out. Depending on your awnsers we will procede with confirming your identity. After that you should recieve your start up money. With this money you will be expected to start a clinic and begin hiring a staff. After the first quater of the year you will recive further financial support from the finance department here. Seeing as we a re a non profit we have to keep supporting our clinics. I dont make any money doing this. I am quite wealthy already so I dont need the money. I do this for the love of horses.
Respond quickly so we can proceed with the questioniare and identity comfirmation.
In your next response please put the following phrase in the subject line so I know it is you.
This si the phrase you need to use.
" From the Number one Jizz Jockey"
Hope to hear from you soon.
Yer Pard
Julius

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