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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:02 pm

Some have complained about the lenght of some script. Well this is something else that i got from one of my brilliant lads.
Needless to say I didn't bother to read it.

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OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION 14A
AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI LAGOS NIGERIA. E-mail:
[email protected] [email protected] MOTTO:
NO BODY IS ABOVE THE LAW. FROM THE DESK OF: MRS FARIDA NZAMBER WAZIRI
ATTN: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN RE: BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOMS Following
the recent broadcast of the president and the commander in chief of
armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria during the visit to
the America President Mr. Barrack Obama, his speech to the united
nation, couple with recommendation and resolution of his last visit to
Africa, British, and the UNGA United Nations General Assembly in New
York), a total sum of $2.8 Billion has been mapped out by the SENATE
to settle all outstanding foreign debts owned to contractor this year.
It has therefore become imperative for us to explore our options for
reducing our debt servicing policy to affordable and sustainable
levels. On the order of the president as a mark of his reconciliation
and image laundering exercise toward sanitizing the battered image of
the federal republic of Nigeria abroad. I am Mrs.Farida Waziri
Chairman Economic And Financial Crime Commission, a committee set up
by the Federal Government of Nigeria under the able President Goodluck
Jonathan. The purpose of the committee among other is to
investigate,verify and settle all outstanding debts owed to foreign
contractors whose payment is overdue. During the last military
dictatorship of Late General Sani Abacha, many abnormalities had
happened in the Central Bank of Nigeria and Commercials Bank of
Nigeria where some top official of the apex Bank collaborate with
imposters and abandon our contractor half way with levies and taxes.
Consequently, we received a directive from the office of the
president, ordering the above office to settle all genuine contractors
whose debts has been outstanding for a long time now. These are those
who has shown sufficient proof regarding the release of their fund,
And we wish to inform you that in our record here, you have fulfilled
such conditions. But the reasons why your own Transfer has to be
delayed is because,there is presently a counter claims on your funds
by one Mr.James P. Mittchell, who is presently trying to make us
believe that you entered into an agreement with him, to help you in
receiving your fund, in his bank account in United State of America.
So here comes the big question. Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in
favor of Mr. James P. Mittchell,thereby making him the current
beneficiary with the following account details: NAME: Mr. James P.
Mittchell Tel : 206-426-1751 Bank Name : First Mid-illinois Bank &
Trust Bank Adress :111 E. Main,suite 100 Decatur,IL. 62523 Account
Name: James Mitchell Account Number : 9338443 Routing Number
:07-1102076 If you did not sign, nor authorize Mr. James P. Mittchell
to receive your payment on your behalf, kindly reconfirm to us, your
genuine bank account details, to avoid making payment to a wrong
person, attempt to divert your payment to a new account without your
knowledge may have been done by your local representative with the
assistance of some (Commercials Bank of Nigeria) Officials, of whom
most of them are presently under our custody and will face prosecution
under section 35A sub section 1-2-4 of the criminal code of Nigeria,
pending on when we finish with our investigation. This office is glad
to inform you that your payment shall be made as soon as this
information needed from you is submitted, either by Telegraphic
Transfer or by international Certified Bank Draft. We are sorry to
inform you that the Federal Government of Nigeria had made it clear to
all foreign contractors whose payment is overdue, to be paid
immediately hence all the modality relating to the release of your
contract fund had been completed. You are advised to stop any further
communication with your local representative(s) any officials (s)
department of the CBN or Union Bank or any Government parastatal. This
is to forestall new effort towards a diversion of your payment. This
office supersedes every other department in the CBN ,every other banks
in Nigeria and correspondence bank abroad and is thus responsible for
the final payment. The consequences of not heeding to this warning
would be yours. Although we have been able to come up with some good
result about the people that have extorted money from you illegally
and i wish to list them so that you will personally indicate them by
writting back because we want to make your payment to you without any
delay but we must surely deal and bring this names to book if only you
will indicate correctly any of them. The names of the Imposters that
have been arrested are as follows: 1)Dr.ken in U S A 2) PROF CHARLES
SOLODO 3) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI 4)DR. R.RASHEED 5) BARRISTER AWELE
6)BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS. 7) DR. HANZ MUSSA UNION BANK (NIGERIA)
PLC 8)Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi 9)Mr Eric William Deputy Governor -
Policy / Board Member 10) Mr. Tunde Lemo Deputy Governor - Financial
Sector Surveillance / Board Member 11)MR CUPPA ACOKA.FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. 12) PASTOR GUMBS 13) PASTOR DESMOND 14) MR
GEORGE PETERS 15) NUHU RIBADU The above listed names are been traced
based on investigated by our team and some of them have elope the
country and note that if any of them is caughccording to the law of
the federal republic of Nigeriat and will be liable to a jail term for
25 years(twenty five years) as it is under the Degree 47 of the
constituition of Nigeria under section of criminal law. So we are
waiting for you to write us and inform us if any of the above names
have once contacted you in respect to the your fund if yes dont waste
time to indicate it immediately. We applogise on behalf of the
President and the good citizens of Nigeria for any delay and lost this
most have coursed you and promise that such thing will not happen
again.And if you are dealing with any Imposter regarding to your
payment we urge you to STOP because you are taking a big as your fund
in the total sum $6.5MUSD (Six Million five hunderd thousand United
States Dollars) is now with the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA recently
approved by the Presidency to fulfil all foreign payments. Considering
the circumstances at hand, you are advice not to accept any fax or
telephone calls that does not come from this office. Best Regards,
E-mail: [email protected] MRS FARIDA NZAMBER WAZIRI
CHAIRMAN:ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION(E.F.C.C)

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:42 pm

Speed reading.
I get a recovery scam naming about 60 % of known scams.
I can't be arsed to dig deeper. Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:04 pm

@ Dr. Mike I think you should "beware of HUDLOOMS" and I do believe the woman wants assistance in "sanitizing the battered image of the federal republic of Nigeria abroad"

When anyone doesn't break things up into paragraphs I quit reading as it is hard on the eyes for those of us with C-Nile Virus!

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:14 pm

Oh! Please reply with a gem from this!

http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/Gibber/GibGen.htm

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:21 pm

Put the whole script in and post back the result.
See what the lad has to say in response. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:49 pm

Quote:

I'm interested. Please tell me more

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:07 pm

Another translator. Soon I am using my Redneck Translator on one of these lads and I know just which one.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:15 pm

Nice tool there Badger.

I took a liking to the Kafka sample and i got this which i sent of the the lad. So how long I can just gibberish him using his scripts.

This will his be his own process and hopefully he will feel as caught up in the system as Josef K Laughing

Quote:

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AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI LAGOS NIGERIA receiving other in

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beneficial Certified Bank abroad. I am [email protected] MRS FARIDA NZAMBER WAZIRI

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:09 am

Livin' down South, I should probably be replying as follows:

ah received yer email, ah reckon. Please tell me mo'e.

Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

When I get emails all run together like that, I tell them I have a visual problem that prevents me from reading anything not double spaced and in paragraphs. Please resend in the new format... and a couple of them did!

insults and more · Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:17 am

To paraphrase Woody Allen, the format's about money in Nigeria. Now I have to go smoke 300 cigarettes in the next minute.

insults and more · Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:22 am

Morgain:

It would be very fun to bait as one of Faulkner's characters. Imagine Benjy Comson or Jason Comson IV getting involved in international finance and intrigue.

I've long wanted to see how long I could bait as Slingblade.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:12 am

What the? It looks like it tried to combine scripts into one and certain things were not deleted during the copy-paste process. Confused

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:20 pm

This same letter is now over in Surplus Letters, but not as one long gigantic paragraph. I happened to notice the same name --MRS FARIDA NZAMBER WAZIRI