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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:06 am |
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I've only been at this for a few months, but already I find it disturbingly easy to see real life situations in terms of baiting. My ability to bullshit and procrastinate has increased exponentially. I can only imagine how drastically a master like Otterfan or Bolleboos could impair productivity if they wanted.
Nabokov once wrote a story wherein a chessmaster has a psychotic breakdown and begins fixating on chess. He eventually sees the world through chess. "That streetlight can take that dog by a knight's move. That cloud can take the moon in three moves." I can easily imagine a seasoned baiter suddenly creating a zone of procrastination sufficient to stall a national economy.
I'll tell you my baitish excuse if you tell me yours. |
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I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:50 am |
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I'm in sells and what I sell is custom made to order. I have always had to bend the truth when we do not meet deadlines but my baiting experience has brought my truth bending skills to a new level. In fact sometimes I have to remember to tone down some of the excuses I give. There are only so many times our office building can be struck by lightning  |
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Trophies!
       
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:08 am |
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"I'll send you an email first thing in the morning."  |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:15 am |
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"Explosive Diarrhea" works for almost any situation... |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth.  Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:22 am |
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| . I can only imagine how drastically a master like Otterfan or Bolleboos could impair productivity if they wanted. |
What lead you to believe Otterfan is a "master"; putz perhaps, but master? |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:44 am |
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^^^ Woah there. Only a Canadian could profess dislike of someone who likes otters. |
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I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
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How to kill a Badger |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:35 am |
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"Well, I can open the attachment".
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:04 am |
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Anybody that professes a dislike of CHEESE could never be considered a "Master"
Jose, as usual, pesents the best answer, although he could also have added, "my secretary will be in touch with you in the morning" |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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CookieMonster
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2010
Posts: 157
Location: Your Pantry
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:16 am |
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The phone call when I was at work
A: Hi, is Barry there?
Me: No, sorry, the whole office is sick today.
A: Wow, that sounds rather serious, any idea what it is?
This was a food manufacturing company, so I can see why this question was relevant.
Me: No, no idea sorry. They are all just weak I think. I'm not sick, I feel fine, must be because I'm young and sprightly.
A: Wow....I hope they get better soon. I'll try again next week.
Me: No problem. I'll tell Barry you called, he has your number right?
A: Yes. Thanks very much!
In reality: The 12 of us in the office were drinking beers outside in the sun. |
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Bait lazy, ask me how.
12 Months (on-going) - Vinod
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:33 am |
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^^^ You really are not doing anything to help Australia's reputation as a free-for-all festival of alcohol, beaches, sun, and the occasional dingo attack or post-apocalyptic biker gang raid.
Maybe I'm just grumpy because it's below freezing here and everything is caked with sky dandruff. |
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I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
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How to kill a Badger |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:36 pm |
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I went into a chemist for some paracetamol and the service was a little slow. The girl in the back muttered "can I help?"
I could see her but not her colleagues and didn't realise she was talking to me.
Now, my hearing is really good and the next thing she muttered was "must be bloody deaf & dumb" as she made her way to the counter. When she got there and looked at me like I was a moron, I gestured for a pen and paper.
When she gave me it, I wrote "Paracetamol please".
She squirmed pretty badly as most of the shop had heard her comment. |
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"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:44 pm |
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Brilliant!  |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:02 pm |
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That was great Fowan! I'll bet she felt real small all day and into the night. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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CookieMonster
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2010
Posts: 157
Location: Your Pantry
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:47 pm |
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@leonsumbitches: Your assumption that I am an Australian is mildly insulting! |
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Bait lazy, ask me how.
12 Months (on-going) - Vinod
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:50 pm |
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^^^and leon called PF a Canadian!!!  
Hugs to Fartina!! |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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CookieMonster
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2010
Posts: 157
Location: Your Pantry
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:11 am |
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PF isn't a Canadian?! |
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Bait lazy, ask me how.
12 Months (on-going) - Vinod
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Lachesis
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Joined: 01 Nov 2010
Posts: 1161
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:20 am |
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Site killer, scam baiter, shit poster.
Baiting/sitekilling numbers:
x 56 x 6  x 2  x 2 x 5 x 8 x 8  x 2  x 3    x 2  x 2   
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Photo trophies x 2, Forms filled x 11, Baited domains x 9, Writing pieces x 2
"Ok i want to be addressed like felon Musa Songo." - Musa Songo
"This your transaction is giving me heart failure" - EFCC
"YOU ARE A BIG FOOL AND AN IDIOT. DO NOT EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN. YOU ANIMAL." - Kojo Smith
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:29 am |
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Cookiemonster: It is mildly insulting to be considered kin to Mad Max?
Whatever country you're really from must be frickin' awesome. |
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I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:55 am |
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well, no baiterish excuses, but i genuinely forgot to put attachments on a message i sent out today after getting back into "never add attachments" mode |
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Round Two... FIGHT! -
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"you are really a very disappointment to ladyhood" - michael agyekum boateng (standard AFF lad)
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:11 am |
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| ^^^and leon called PF a Canadian!!! |
| CookieMonster wrote: |
| PF isn't a Canadian?! |
I'm monitoring this closely. |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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CookieMonster
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2010
Posts: 157
Location: Your Pantry
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:14 am |
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| Cookiemonster:Whatever country you're really from must be frickin' awesome. |
I find that anything within a 100m radius of me is frickin' awesome, doesn't matter what country I'm in  |
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Bait lazy, ask me how.
12 Months (on-going) - Vinod
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:54 am |
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^^^ Watch out for Slightlyoutofit! |
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I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
Click here to see a proper scam
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:03 pm |
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Yup, His Awesomeness isn't going to take lightly on this. And if it turns out bad he will sent his whole sect on you, which i might add contains quite a few Eater members.
But i can relate to CookieMonster being [pun]slightly[/pun] insulted by being called an Aussie. |
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CookieMonster
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2010
Posts: 157
Location: Your Pantry
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:11 pm |
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I like their women, but that's about as far as the liking goes |
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Bait lazy, ask me how.
12 Months (on-going) - Vinod
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:52 pm |
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Received the following from a lazy lad:
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| I receive your mail,i am not able to open the questioner. I have been studying the tax information you sent to me. |
Both attachments were sent in the same format. If the idiot could open one then he could have opened the questionnaire.
I told him (quite nicely of course since I am a (fake) lawyer) that if he could open one, he could open the other. However, I sent him a list of 6 options for formats knowing he will whine again. |
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