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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:19 am |
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Never had a banker call me "my dear" before:
Here's what he wrote:
hello
my dear how are you my name is whitephellip i am 57y i am from italy but i am working hare in Cote d'Ivoire in eccobank i am the bank maneger of eccobank .
you sey that the young laedy marey.janne.koffi daret you to me ok
i konw har har father was arich man hare befor he was killd by the rabbles this har only one child befir he dard i blive that this young laedy have tell you the stroy of har life and the family my co.opretion with this laedy is tha the father deposit money hare in th bank for only child ask hes nest king naw the man have no moor alive this is 6y naw this money was deposit hare inthe bank .
my dear i blive that you dont want to for.silk this woman i konw that you will take care of this money if it is transferd to you i can see that you want to stand for harask the nest king .
ok if it is so what you will do to have this money in you accaunt it have no long prossce this money have a dept hare in the bank to pay naw the money will clare out of the bank to transferd to you .
plase if you are redy naw all we need hare is your datelis about your life and ware you are i mine your contry and your home address your phnoe number then after this i will send you the payment of declaretion naw the money will transferd to you .
plase dont forget to let this laedy to konw about what we sed .
thank you i am whitephellp. |
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X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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Dr. Steve Forum
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
Posts: 241
Location: UK
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:08 am |
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| thank you i am whitephellp. |
... and goodnight.  |
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Dr. Steve Forum
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
Posts: 241
Location: UK
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:58 am |
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My reply was much more exciting! It seems I sent a corrupt application form.  
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Attn
You are hereby ask to re-attached the Application in Micro-soft word 2003 - 2007 OR Print and Scan back to us (YOUR APPLICATION FORM CAN NOT OPEN BECAUSE OF VIRUS OR ERROR IN ATTACHMENT).
Yours faithfully, |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:32 am |
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Bravi tutti!
@llamedos-Wonderful forms.
The lady has answered me!
On script, of course.
We'll see how long that lasts. |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:20 pm |
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Thanks to her, I am now in the process of committing bankicide. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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Dr. Steve Forum
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
Posts: 241
Location: UK
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Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:20 pm |
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You got a bank account? I'm still waiting for them to ask for money. I think.
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| MY DEAR THE HOLD UP IS THE TRANSFER MONEY TO YOU ACCOUNT PLASE THIS MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERD TO PAY YOU PAYMENT TO TRANSFERD THIS MONEY TO PLASE I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO MISS THIS MONEY IF YOU WANT THIS MONEY TO BE TRANSFERD TO YOU PAY THE PAYMENT OF TRANSFER IT WILL BE WITH YOU .PLASE TRLPY TO ME . |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:09 pm |
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^^^^ Man, I can't help but think this lad has been seriously de-educated. Some baiter out there is giggling his ass off that his script is being used.
Either that, or we have evidence of the platonic ideal of a lad. |
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I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites 
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insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:30 pm |
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Uneducated.. 
Lad doesn't want to re-submit my English Visa application...
From Whitephellip
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mr benn
i can undastand you naw you want this laedy to be with you ok what i want to tell you naw i will like you to forget about the vesaer i can provaed bank vesaer har in the bank to come to you naw i tell you that i will do evrey thing for you naw she will come to you if you can help me on my reqest to you naw all will be ok i will do england vesaer for har to come to you ok .i need only you help for it .plase reply to me i will call har and tell har about this she will be with you befor ending of this month.
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:19 pm |
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Not a bank account, just a fake bank website that was created on a blog. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:32 pm |
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a little update
I don't know if any of you guys baiting Marey Janne have noticed this but:
The first few emails I received (Late Nov) were from [email protected]
On Dec 6th, she "lost" the password to this account and changed the email to [email protected]
On Dec 10th I received an email from a Mareyjane Koffi <[email protected]> wanting my details. 
It was clearly scripted and after the gibberish MJ had been sending, actually quite refreshing to read!
It went into the spam folder and I didn't find it until just now
I have also had an email yesterday from a Macoma Ibrahem <[email protected]>
Similar format to MJ.
I'm baiting from an email address only ever used for the MJ bait so I'm guessing that 'MJ' lost her email access to another lad who has tried the MJ-K name and is now trying another scam also.. 
Happy Days. |
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x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:34 pm |
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I haven't heard back from whitephellip ever since he said "I would like hare from you" and I sent him a picture of a hare to him. (It did make things more believable that I was baiting him in Italian)
I could just picture him scratching his head thinking "What did I do wrong here?" |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:27 am |
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Anyone here still with Marey Janne/Mr Whitephellip?
There's been a development...
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What are the odds that this "secrety compeny" will have the same hilariously mangled English as Marey Janne |
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x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:06 am |
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bait still going with me, there again I'm a slow old git |
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Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2 
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:57 pm |
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One of my characters is baiting her in English, the other one is dealing with the bank manager in Italian.
The former character was just passed on to a different bank manager, a Mr. John Law. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:06 pm |
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Sorry for the necro but "she" is back:
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From: [email protected]
IP: 41.207.211.16
Subject: Re: Re: Re: plase i need your help in my life
how are you my dear i am marey janne i am so sorry thatb you dont hare from me for along time naw i am not will i am total silk but naw by the graece of god i am fine naw can i hare from you so that we will konw how to contenus about the transfer of the money to your country . |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials   Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 --       |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:40 pm |
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I'm still with 'her' as well - nearly 3 months of mangled English and unintelligible emails.. |
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x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:18 am |
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Sven sent he a picture of his "hare"
dropped my other character - wonder if a clown hare is possible? |
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x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:39 pm |
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I see "she" is still in good form My reply to her ended with
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which made her say the following:
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From: [email protected]
IP: 196.201.84.143
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: plase i need your help in my life
my dear i am marey janne
the only child of no father and mother i am happy to hare from you today my dear in what you ask me i am 20y i dont konw what is gay ask you tell me that your frend tells you that is gay my dear i tell that is not. my dear is relly. my dear you are right i konw it is becouse of the condtion of the word that makes you to sey that but if you can blive me and blive in your god i tell you that you will get what you need .my dear i am contacting you for this transferd is becouse of my life condtion i will like this money to be transferd to your country with out dely my uncl want to kell me for the money .
THIS IS THE CANTACT OF THE BANK [email protected]
my dear i will be happy to hare from you that you have contact the bank for the transfer.
and my dear i need to konw your details your country and your oc.pation
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:11 am |
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@ Frumpy
and yep back at me yesterday, I dropped him because I got bored as it was going round in loops - and looks like addy is running again for the lad (which is why he resurrected me I think)
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| how are you my dear i am marey janne i am so sorry that you dont hare from me for along time naw i am not will i am total silk but naw by the graece of god i am fine naw can i hare from you so that we will konw how to contenus about the transfer of the money to your country . |
anyone got a mad idea of something to stop him being "silk" ?
BMH
PS about time Sven sent him yet another picture of a hare |
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x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:05 am |
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Translated into human-speak: "I am not well; I am very sick"
I haven't checked the inboxes of the characters who were dealing with her in over a month. I hope her various cast of characters have gotten anxious. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:49 am |
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^^^^^^^
got that
I was more thinking of a picture of 'her' dressed in something 'silk' |
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x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:01 am |
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another character just got an email from the address
complete necro as last contact was mid-November !
this lad is obviously digging through his old emails now he's back in, let's all make his efforts worthwhile eh?  |
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Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:42 pm |
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I asked her
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"LOL", what is "lol"? Please explain. Is it a Nigerian tribal insult, something like "To be or not to be, that is the question?"
What or who is lol? |
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| my dear you ask me what is lol this what the white mans call man lol . |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:46 pm |
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^^^^^^
like we didn't know this lad was at twonk!
oh, he needs pain after all that work to recover his old email address |
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x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:35 am |
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^^^^^^^
Inspired by your sign, I have a suggestion.
Use vocabulary that (s)he is not likely to understand. Slangy words, expressions you use only in one place, out of date words, etc.
An example "It just gasts my flabber to see that you don't have the gumption to bop these gits on the nose and demand your quid" |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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