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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
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Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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irishemigrant
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Gold Hat
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:26 am |
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A quick note regarding this best holiday music thread.
Anybody who even obliquely mentions that Christmas atrocity about the retarded dwarf who plays a drum for no föking apparent reason will be immediately banned from Eater for life.
And, as I do each year, I would like to mention that I offer a cash reward for anyone who hears that sickening song in a shopping mall, then tracks down the mall manager and kicks him in the nuts. PM me for details. |
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Merry Widow
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Joined: 05 Mar 2009
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My favorite is "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer", has a catchy beat. |
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Scentless Apprentice
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Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:23 am |
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irishemigrant
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:06 am |
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^^ ok, I admit War is Over John Lennon is one that I have on my Desert island list
But this is Christmas songs
And if anyone puts the bloody dog and the red barron up, I will join Gold Hat and kill you
Violently
With Malice
An Axe
Something sharp and heavy |
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Dr. Steve Forum
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
Posts: 241
Location: UK
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:06 am |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:31 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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iMike
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:05 pm |
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I had the privilege to see that performed live in 1980 (could have been '81 though).
Edit: now that makes me feel old
Looking at the UK's biggest selling chart hits at Xmas, very few seem to be Xmas songs. This is the 3rd biggest Xmas chart hit after Elton John (Candle in the Wind '97) & Band Aid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
This is another one which gets resurrected every year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCEdrnaFlY |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:47 am |
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irishemigrant
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DoraTheExplorer
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Gold Hat
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:38 pm |
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I warned you . . . but noooooooooooooo . . . . you had to tempt fate . . .thinking I wouldn't re-read this thread.
Well now you are föked . . . your death watch has begun. |
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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Location: Due north
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I have to agree with Asena. I am a sucker for Rockin Around The Christmas Tree. But perhaps just not that version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJw6xuS85s&feature=related
Ok I am not proud of it and while I am humiliating myself I might just as well go the full distance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF6mF0ebX6Q |
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Dr Mike
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:50 pm |
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Just so that I don't come off as your creepy uncle Bob (who liked loooong hugs from you when you where a kid) I put the record straight and say that i like this version too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds6oTHYmqRc&feature=fvw
And as they say, she ain't to hard on the eyes either. |
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Fowan Nyne
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:56 pm |
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^^^ I watched about 15 seconds. Not too hard on the eyes...
But a little too camp for me
Edit: 'bout time you had your Xmas kit on  |
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Dr Mike
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:09 pm |
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Yes, I've been putting it of for to long. Found it in the attic behind my easter bunny suit.
But the Christmas mood haven't really gotten hold of me yet. I haven't heard a single Christmas song on the radio yet. Most likely cause i usually don't listen to the radio. |
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jose_cuervo
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Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:41 am |
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I warned you . . . but noooooooooooooo . . . . you had to tempt fate . . .thinking I wouldn't re-read this thread.
Well now you are föked . . . your death watch has begun. |
You played it from start to finish, didn't you?  |
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Gold Hat
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You are totally wrong cuervo . . . as a matter of fact, a third of the way through I had to puke in my wife's purse . . . so there !
oops, i went to quote you and hit "edit" by mistake - JC |
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internationalchrysis
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:05 am |
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You wanna puke??? Two words: Little Marcy!!! I have this puppet's Christmas LP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWUkjvnXb4
Am planning on airing it xmas morning
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jose_cuervo
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Sorry GH, I was careless. I should have marked it NSFWP. 
Here's a better version with the special warning, marked just for you! ***NSFWP***.
You'll still click it. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
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Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:47 am |
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If you are somehow attached to the 1940s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_VhHqK6yoQ
Or to the 1980s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZYIyySxPE |
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Gold Hat
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