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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:17 am |
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This is a fun idea, just ran through my spam folder, altered jills script
lets see what rants come back
Not fair the lad wants my formats ([email protected])
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| GIVE ME YOUR FMT IF YOU KNOW U ARE THE DON ...MR BIG BOI |
no rants just inquiry's
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| OK i am waiting are we not guys so if u know what can make life easy for one do it that's call real guy i will be happy to see the format. |
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| One luv 9ja.. make u give me Good formate. na 9ja u da or Yankee |
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| guy give me the format,december is here,i will work for you.But let it be confirmed. |
This one is so polite what am I doing wrong, no rants
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| thanks you for your info, i will like to see your format. |
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When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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Laeder of the Gang
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 29 Mar 2010
Posts: 94
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Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:53 am |
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Fantastic idea for an auto-generated Vacation Reply over the Christmas holiday methinks.  |
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"moroons and useless thiefs! you will smell jail forever! i will show you what a woman can do" - MRS F£GAL
"Youre my chairman now" - ALF0NS 0DU£KE
“I believe that life is more precious than riches and gold you need to send the sum of $470 upon your receipt of this email this amount is to buy 3 pint of blood” - DR £DM0ND C4NARA
"please stop that stupid manner of you whitemen" - REV PAULS0N S4MUEL
"you are a mad he-goat. eat the money and save small for ur burial" - Oga of ALF0NS 0DU3KE |
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:27 pm |
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We should make a completely useless script to pass on to these lads. |
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Dai Teatime - real name Anderson Frank:
 - Lagos to Accra (WIMP) + unconfirmed travel from Lagos to Cotonou
- Lagos to Nairobi (big beacon hunt, starring Robert Heinrich - featuring myself, Dr. Mike, Muzungu, Gwonam and TheDane)
best quote: I HATE MYSELF MORE EACH DAY TO REALISE THAT I FALL A VICTIM.
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x5 - Charity lads
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"Why will i be afraid? Even the government knows its was a result of what they did to us back then, although is not encouraging but it can't stop" - Lad answering if he's afraid of being punished |
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stirlitz
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 172
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Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:59 pm |
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| OGUN KILL YOU ANY TIME YOU HELD IRON |
this would seriously affect one's golf game |
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You have given me too much aches |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:55 pm |
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This one has upped his game, rant plus attachments! 
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I KNOW U ALREADY DEY PLAN PASS URSELF BI FO DI YEAD DEY OUT SO AS U RECEIVE DIS COPY DEY DI WITE MAN WHINCH DOCTOR COUNTRI PAPER DI POWER DEY DEVIL FO HELL DON LEAVIN U POWERLESS BI FO DI HUGEST FORCE DI OGBE SHRINE. ULASI, OKIJA, OVIA, OGUN, OGBANJE, NA AMADIORA WEY HAUNT U NIGHTS NA OPPRESS UR LIFE TILL UR DAYS BI SHORTENED NA WETTIN UR AYES DEY OPEN DEN U DON SEE EVIL TURN U TO MADNESS NA DISEASE NA CRUNSH UR LIFE, RAISE TO POWER 666 HELL FIRE AMEN AMEN AMEN CONFAMED. |
<a href="http://drop.io/eqjlims/asset/ogbanje-jpg" title="ogbanje-jpg">View ogbanje-jpg</a>
<a href="http://drop.io/eqjlims/asset/whinch-doctor-jpg" title="whinch-doctor-jpg">View whinch-doctor-jpg</a> |
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FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
 - Trafalgar Square 2013
 - Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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PG Malone
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:21 pm |
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Hey all,
I got the same one from Good ol Pastor Tom Hank.
I sent back some Very seasonal best wishe's,but i fear its auto reply generated e-mail.
Anyone owned up to it yet.
Regards PG  |
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If only they could!!  x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:29 pm |
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^^^ hey, auto responses are fine with me, it's what I'm using too |
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FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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PG Malone
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jan 2010
Posts: 182
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Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:07 pm |
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Yep deffo auto responses, i replied with a single full stop and got this minutes later.
Ghey pucker laik u ooooo
Mudder pucker laik u no haff lad fo box oh!
still funny though, who ever you are
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If only they could!! x9
An unfortunate member of "The Todger club 2011"
THEY ARRESTED TWO OF MY FRIENDS AND DETAINED THEM IN A POLICE CUSTODY, ACCUSING THEM OF ABUSING CURRENCY.
You are Unworthy of my complimentary ending, bastard
Unfortunately,we were happily married for 13 years |
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