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Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:50 pm

Here is Oke's Story of the photoshoot. Very Happy

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Dear Pat,

I told him that I`m a Model Agent that my Company, wants me to make a photosshoot with a goats and he said to me before he can allow me to shoot the photos,I should pay him 2000Naira,which is about $10.

Actually it was really easy fun and enjoyable.I feel like doing it to please you.am sorry for the delay. yes the goats owner is that guy you saw on those two photos,actually I don`t know this Man before I told my friend about the photosshoot he is the one who directed me to this goats seller so I don`t know the name of the goats.I just make the photosshoot and left immediatley yes I really thank him alot.but I collected his mobile number in the future when this kind of request arise again I can easily go there and also make the photosshoot.hope you understand me?

we boths really enjoy hugging ourselfs as you can see on the photos,the goats feel free with me by hugging him. the owner of the goats didn`t give me tough time by huging his goats,he only ask me to give him $10 before I proceed of which I did.the Man`s name is DJ.yes after the photosshoot I really thank him alot.I can`t really tell if the Man hug his goats.Thanks for the compliment and your kind gesture.

Regards,

Oke

I'm glad that took 10 bucks out of his wallet.

Pat is very happy!

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Dearest Oke,

Such wonderful news! I'm glad that you and the goat enjoyed your photoshoot!
That makes me very, very, happy! I'm glad that you enjoyed pleasing me. Smile

I'm actually blushing and feeling giddy now, Oke. If you were here now, I would hug you!

There is only one more question before I sign your release, and that is what is DJ's phone number? I would like to personally call him myself, and thank him for allowing you to perform your photoshoot. That was nice of him to do. Don't worry about the 2000 Naira, Oke. I'll add the $10.00 to your payment account which you can collect at our next scheduled event along with your salary.

Perhaps we could use DJ for photoshoots in the future. We do have a goat-breeding client that could be sold a new brochure for his business. Nice thinking, Oke! You just might make a good agent after all.

Once you give me DJ's phone number, consider yourself released for projects, and report to Cammy to continue her client's needed work. If she has already given you something to work on, get started on it right away. I'm not sure if she's in her office right now, as it's the weekend, but contact her and let her know your status, ok?

Warmest Regards,
Pat:)

Hey, Frumpy! Fancy calling up the goat owner to thank him, and get his side of the story? And also to ask him if he minds having this freak back in his stable sometime in the future? Agda suggests:

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Well send a story board of a scene of Romeo & Julia and ask to put it on photo shoot, including with the background needed. Say it is for a Disney Movie

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:07 pm

If he lies and DJ didn't get his 2000 Naira, Oke should go and pay immediately.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:18 pm

Oke sure is attentive today. Very Happy

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from oke
to pat
date Sat, Nov 6, 2010
subject Thanks, DJs Number...

Dear Pat,

Thanks once again. It`s really nice to hear that you want to speak goat seller (DJ) ... Here comes his mobile number +234xxxxxxxxxx. To be honest with you the assignment that was given to me by Camy, requires some expenses of which I won`t be able to proceed from now because i don`t have any money at hand right now to buy the materials for the photoshot...

Regards,

Oke

Well, that is to be expected of lads, isn't it.

Since Frumpy is not around right now, Pat gets into Randy's shoes and throws Oke some inspiration, so he can start the perspiration later.

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Dearest Oke,

Thanks for getting me the man DJ's number. That's great that Cammy has got you going on your project already.
Now all you have to do is say, "Yes! I will do it! I can do it! I may not have money now, but I will find a way to earn some and get the job done! I will use my head for something besides a hat rack and I will think of something eventually! I have faith in my abilities! I may not like it, whatever it is, but it's my job and I'm going to be paid handsomely for it! I will never fail, I'm Oke, The Mighty Oke!" If you run those positive thoughts through your head over and over again, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish on your own. You are now a Moosechuckle Modeling Agent, and they never fail, but they reach for the stars and get there on time and under budget! We are number one, and don't you ever forget that! Remember, we are in your corner and rooting for your success!

Warmest Regards,
Pat Smile

I've definitely been inspired by Frumpy, writing this crap! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:25 pm

Sure, Slaphappy Very Happy

"DJ"...what an interesting name for a goat guy. If he bred pigs, would be work as "MC Porky"?

I wouldn´t have thought that this offers so many possibilities to move on Very Happy

0ke really behaves well and can slowly be compared with successfull M00seknuckle Academy Graduates JohnK or Darlington!

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:29 pm

Cammy is going to be really pissed off that Oke complained to Pat and not to her...

In the meantime he replied to her advice on the signs:

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Sorry you didn't understand me well, i was asking the meaning of these words below...
"AUSSIE RULES RULE and GO COLLIWOBBLES''... You mean after shooting the photo`s i should save or write the word above on each of the photos???

Cammy was restrained in her answer:

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I don't know exactly what the words mean - they're just slogans. You're supposed to make signs out of them for the models to hold when you take the pictures of them.

If Oke complains to Cammy about the cost of the photoshoot... he is so going to cop it. He needs to get some black-and-white jumpers and scarves and caps for the models, and some cardboard and textas for the signs; cheap stuff all round.

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:26 pm

This just in after a little prodding:

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I got your mail and i want to assure you that by Monday 15th of Nov, all pics will be set and send to you...

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:47 am

Oke has done the pix - 20 all told, 32 Meg total - but he's not done a very good job; no signs, for one... I'll have to shrink some down and post them later.

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:07 pm

absolutely brilliant work. goat hugging lad Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:21 pm

Here are the first five of Oke's footy pix.

Those outfits don't have black and white stripes, and what's with the grotty jeans on one guy? More importantly, where are the signs that Cammy specifically mentioned?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:37 pm

a better question is why in the first pic does the bloke on the left have his hand on the middle guys bottom? not that I care, just an observation. Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:06 am

I think 0ke isn´t taking us seriously Smile

we are not his football buddies whom he shares the la ola waves with, we are more the people who forbid these activities in employment contracts because he will soon be too popular there and cannot go out any more without bodyguards and Blues Brothers black suit and sunglasses.
Cool

He´s an incredible guy. I wonder if his chaps and the irritatingly bored-arrongant looking "lady" know his nude pic series he sent to our Senior Executive President secretary Pat.

I wonder if R4andy would enjoy going out with them^^ to a karaoke bar at the nearest SSC.

Good work, Yastreb! The signs ought to be definitely in, he is seeing you as part of his peer group! Ole ole ole oleeeeee....

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:13 am

Cammy told Oke:

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I don't see any signs, and I don't see anything like the black-and-white striped jumpers that Collingwood fans wear. And what the hell is it with the shabby jeans on one of the models?

I can't see Pat approving them.

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:06 pm

Oke seems sort of unrepentant (ellipses in original):

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I see reasons with Pat not accepting the photos, but the truth is i could not lay my hands on much of the items needed to do the shooting, that is why i bought some few materials, invite some few friends to do the shooting...
I will want to do a perfect job because i am already on it and there's no going back but i really do need some fund 'cause i borrow the money i use in the previous job... Please see reason with me when i say i need assistant, i would want you to send me some fund or send me those items you listed through courrier services(DHL)...to enable me send the photos over the weekend... To be honest with you i am totally broke, if i were to go back to do the photo shooting, it will take a lot of time say in months or more...

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:41 am

Oh, we have time Very Happy

(and other applicants).
Wouldn´t this be a good time to invite him and his "team" to a 55C very very soon?
The photos are unacceptable because the requirements were not met but the first quarter´s payment would be due, and as the employment contract says, no advance payment, and payment done in person on meetings and photoshooting events, and for successful work.
So we could help him, since his work is unsuccessful, to meet him in person Smile

Pat might speak in his favour so he could receive monies for the goat shoot, but as the MM terms state, no WU, no advance payment, payment only for successful work, and payment done once a quarter in personal meetings only (due to "unpleasant exeriences in the past").
R4andy would love to sing "Do you want to know a secret?" (doo wah doo) at the 55C´s karaoke bar Very Happy

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:11 pm

Cammy let him stew for a bit and then tossed this back at him:

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I have been given a roasting by Pat, and it wasn't my fault - it's not like I didn't tell you what was wanted. Those photos are useless - all we see a bunch of people at a sports ground. There is nothing to link it to Australian Rules Football or Collingwood. Holy crap - it wasn't like the signs would have been a problem; all you needed was white cardboard and a texta. If you think I am going to Fedex you that, then you are so wrong.

At this stage it looks as though you will be replaced, and saying that you're broke isn't helping. I am so disappointed in you!

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:38 pm

Oke took a chance (emphasis added)...

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I understand the content of your mail, but for me i have tried the best i can because you people don't want to believe me when i say i am broke, you people believe all NIGERIANS are scammers but i have proof we are not... If you people continue with this brain crack, things will not work out like the way you expect it... As it stance now i can't even tell my MODELs the experience of things about MOOSEKNUCKLE, why they are expecting me to re-burse them....

All i wanted is you to make me an up front payment of $500 to $1000 or look for someone else to do it for you, just do what i ask, keep the rest of the payment while i get your job done, i think this way working together will be fair because i don't have the guarantee that i will receive my payment after i get the work done... Even though my previous work were not perfect, i have proved a lot to you that people are not the same ,and that i want to do your job because this may lead me to other jobs in the future... I don't know why your own company is like this, other MODEL company i have worked with in England, they do make an up front payment whenever i am been given a job like this... I don't know how to explain myself any longer but i want you to see reasons with me when i say i need an up front payment else i can't get this job done or if you want to send one of your delegate, i will be happy to meet with Him or Her... Also, if you say i will only receive my payment at EVENT ground, then i will want you to Host your next event here in Nigeria... so we can really see or know each other very well...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:04 pm

Whiny Lad Oke Says:

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If you people continue with this brain crack

Oke is the one doing crack, if he thinks we will ever pay up front. Didn't he read his contract? Mad

He wants to meet in Nigeria, huh? Well, it just so happens that we are having a Christmas Gala Event at Yankari, aren't we, Randy? Maybe a nice 850 mile trip will make a real man out of this crybaby. Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:35 pm

Well.. Oke's worked with my 'english' company, which did kind off offer up front payment and then screwed up... I may have even blamed him for that screwup, I couldn't remember...

I got a bit bored with Oke, because all he does is whine, whine, whine...

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:47 am

if those pics are the actual lads, then i am ashamed to see them in spurs shirts, they discrase those shirts by even touching them Razz

... can you tell i'm stupidly passionate about these things... no idea why Razz

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:44 am

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i don't have the guarantee that i will receive my payment after i get the work done.

What a gigantic insult this is! R4ndy is pi§§ed and disappointed for the rest of the day.

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or if you want to send one of your delegate, i will be happy to meet with Him or Her...

No problem at all! How about sending Mr. G0mer?

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Also, if you say i will only receive my payment at EVENT ground, then i will want you to Host your next event here in Nigeria...

0budu 2nd?
I see a circle closing.
Yankari is fine.

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...company in ENGLAND...

@ MoP, you spoiled him! Cool

@ Slaphappy, no wonder I can´t find you, you are at the Cameroon 55C in this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1629665#1629665
From what I have read there, phone calls are 12 dollars a minute, so that´s why we all do emailing...

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:12 am

Just sent:

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I never said anything about Nigerians being scammers, and I wouldn't, because I'm not racist in any way. I take people as they are. M00seknuckle has a zero-tolerance policy on racism and bigotry and I agree with it 100%. that Don't try to make us to be something that we're not.

You and I have had this discussion before about payment up front. The fact is that your contract stipulates payment upon results, and that's how business is done. I don't care what some cockamamie Pommie firm might have done; in fact I'm calling you on that. Send me contact details for that company or I'll know that you're just feeding me some bollocks.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:29 am

And Oke sends more bollocks:

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I got your mail in good understanding, but i can't do this job without any guarantee because if i have to go borrowing, how soon am i going to receive payment in other for to clear my debts??? because here they don't do things the way you people do things over there, we must agree on one thing, you satisfying me and me reciprocating.... try to understand...

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:33 pm

sounds like Mr 0ke is getting frustrated with the company, well done.

there's always the approved banks safari that has worked in the past, maybe the guards at the bank enjoy having all their visitors do up/downs or whatever the hell they had our other lad do.. Very Happy

nice work everyone.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:56 pm

Rashidi wrote back while Pat was sunning her marvelous butt or something.

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Dear Pat,
nice reading from you again,i had all you said,but after showing your messages to the girls, they are not interested in your offer unless they receive some payments, they said as soon as they get some payments,they will go any lenght to meet your demands,i promised you, the girls are ready to do anything because they know the nature of the job, because its their field,but they said before they can do anything again,they must get some money to do all you ask for because its was'nt as planned and arranged,because they visit your websites and find the price to do all you ask of them. Question

And for me,the contract stated that if i get girls i will get paid,so when will i get the payments?well if i can get part of my payments,i will use it to sponsor the girls in buying what they need for the bikini pictures,you know it will cost money to do all this,so as a top model you will understand us better,so help us with some money to keep things going okay. I stop here waiting to read from you again,so stay cool and have a nice day from senegal.
thank you
from rashidi.

So, he wants upfront payment for the cost of 2 bikinis and pics! $20 max is holding him up! OOOO!
He repeated the same email a week later. Then this:

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pat why are you not responding to my mails, its unfair, i explain what the girls i introduce you told me about the pictures you demanded for and you did'nt respond so i can words to them, i am very disapointed at a big company like you to demand for such things without fulfilling their promised on the contract.let me know if all this are for real or not. I wait to read from again if you don't mind.
thank you
from rashidi.

Oh, Pat doesn't mind at all. Pat will make it all very real for you, Uncle Rashidi. Twisted Evil

Sent him this for now.

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Dear Mr. Rashidi,

I'll respond to you in full once I compose myself. Let's just say that I am not very happy with your attitude, non-performance, and lack of managerial skills. I gave you a job to do on a $3,000,000 contract, and you did exactly zero work on it for the past 4 weeks! I am not pleased, and neither will the Moosechuckle Board be, unless I rectify this situation pronto.

Sincerely,
Ms. Crokin

Oke's gonna get a tongue lashing, too! Mad

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:33 am

Sorry for the slight necro but the winter holidays set in and we are all under snow here.
Just a short update: There is no real update Smile

RO has received nothing (well, about two dozen normal mugus come but with an unexpected 3 weeks absence of mine, no form filling candidates have been found yet).
Pat, however, has two (unread! Now what kind of office is this!) emails from Rashldi. Nothing unexpected, of course:

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Dear Ms. Cr0kin,
it was nice reading from you again,and i had all you said,i want to assure you that the girls are ready to do the job,but they need money from me to do the job,because they are international models with managers,and their managers made them understand,that i have gotten money from your company that i only want to use them.So they said before they can do anything with me again,i must give them some money,because they have gone through your sites and they find out the amount paid to models,so to heasting up things, help me to help the company okay,by sending me part of my salary to finance the remaining job okay,eg the bikini clothes needed and to snap the photos,hope you understand?i hope to read from you again.
thank you
from rashidi.

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ello Ms. Cr0kin,
how are you again,hope fine,a short note to say hello and inquire about my previouse mail to you below,
Dear Ms. Cr0kin,
it was nice reading from you again,and i had all you said,i want to assure you that the girls are ready to do the job,but they need money from me to do the job,because they are international models with managers,and their managers made them understand,that i have gotten money from your company that i only want to use them.So they said before they can do anything with me again,i must give them some money,because they have gone through your sites and they find out the amount paid to models,so to heasting up things, help me to help the company okay,by sending me part of my salary to finance the remaining job okay,eg the bikini clothes needed and to snap the photos,hope you understand?Let me know the states of things so we can make the necessary arrangements.
thank you
from rashid.

He deserves the endless silence Very Happy

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