Author |
Message |
wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
|
Posted:
Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:46 am |
|
we're owned by a cat that brings home feathers it finds in the garden, and he's oh so proud of his catch!
And he's always prepared for an earthquake that might start:
|
_________________
Fight My Brute |
|
|
|
evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
|
Posted:
Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:57 am |
|
For the past 2 nights, X has fallen asleep on the pillows above my head |
_________________ x11 x3
"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
|
|
|
Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
|
Posted:
Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:48 am |
|
|
|
|
Peachy23
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 72
|
Posted:
Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:36 am |
|
Bart Fargo wrote: |
That's a more active cat than ours.
I used to have a gunea pig and introduced it to the cat it carefully. She sniffed it, looked at me, looked at the guinea pig and casually wandered off. Treated the guinea pig as if didn't exist. Didn't even bother with neighbor's pet birds. And I think she is the only cat that does like being owned by humans, she is way over-dependent on people and has no hunting instinct whatsoever.
Sweet cat but boring as hell. |
This is the type of cat I need! I have pet birds and 2 guinea pigs.. i'd love a cat who wasn't about to pounce on my poor little budgies... |
_________________ - x6
"Respond so that I can see it when I WAKE UP THE PEELS ARE MAKING ME SLEEPY AND DRAUZY" - Robert Warren, Deathbed lad. |
|
|
|
wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
|
Posted:
Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:20 am |
|
|
|
|
evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
|
Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:42 pm |
|
Went away from Saturday evening to Tuesday evening.
3 plates of biscuits, 3 of wet food, some with 2 packs on, and a double bowl of wet food also.
Came back Tuesday... ALL had been nommed.
That's an 5 year old, and a kitten, the 5 year old really only eating dry food.
|
_________________ x11 x3
"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
|
|
|
windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
|
Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:50 pm |
|
Cats (and dogs for that matter) are natural born killers. Even though seemingly domesticated, they are confused and desperately trying to suppress their atavistic urges to slit your throats, and eat you up while you sleep. It's no wonder they have to come up with these zany diversion tactics to stop themselves going completely insane. And you let them into your homes?
You're all lucky to be alive. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
|
|
|
|
Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
|
Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:17 pm |
|
I had one twenty years ago who was devoted to me, but preferred animals to all other human beings. He used to sit on the pavement and talk to dogs being taken for walks.
You'd expect a cat finding a hedgehog eating his food in the garden to stop and give the matter some thought. Not him. He just joined in as if he did it every day.
EDIT I don't feed my cats outdoors. The food was put down specially for the hedgehog.
|
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us
Last edited by Mr Tambourine Man on Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:45 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
MarcusA
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 27
|
Posted:
Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:13 am |
|
Gotto love cats, mine likes to play fetch and sleep in my neck in the nights lol |
|
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:23 am |
|
MarcusA wrote: |
Gotto love cats |
No, you don't. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
|
Posted:
Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:03 am |
|
^^lol |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
|
|
|
Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
|
Posted:
Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:10 pm |
|
Yes, you do!
It's the only way to get a purr. |
_________________ |
|
|
|
Elizabeth1601
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 226
Location: On the prowl
|
Posted:
Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:52 pm |
|
In case a scammer shows up at my door, I have the purrrrfect defense :
my Maine Coon, 24 pounds |
_________________ x2 |
|
|
|
Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
|
Posted:
Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:50 am |
|
This idiot has been on Eater before.
Last night I found him on the worktop in the kitchen. He'd ripped open a bag with 4 scones in it, by the time I found him there were only 3. I'm sure cats in the wild don't eat scones. When Hayley brings bags of shopping home, he ignores fish and meat, and goes straight for the bread rolls. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
|
|
|
Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
|
Posted:
Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:46 pm |
|
I thought I had the only bread-obsessed cat!
She's old and has slowed down now, but when she was younger, I couldn't put grocery bags on the floor for even a minute if they contained any kind of bread item (bread, rolls, even bagels)--she would be in the bag and biting through the wrapping the moment I turned my back! |
_________________ "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more..." |
|
|
|
evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
|
Posted:
Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:37 pm |
|
Both my cats LOVE tiger bread! |
_________________ x11 x3
"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
|
|
|
Elizabeth1601
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 226
Location: On the prowl
|
Posted:
Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:00 pm |
|
One of my cats doesn't love the groceries. He loves the plastic bags that they come in Strangely (and luckily) he doesn't eat the plastic. He just likes to chew on it |
_________________ x2 |
|
|
|
Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
|
Posted:
Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:19 am |
|
Do any of you have a cat that likes to go to the beach???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6eKmWmY7CM
|
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
|
|
|
Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
|
Posted:
Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:07 am |
|
|
|
|
Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
|
Posted:
Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:55 pm |
|
|
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
x17
Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
|
|
|
lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
|
Posted:
Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:51 am |
|
windypops wrote: |
Cats (and dogs for that matter) are natural born killers. Even though seemingly domesticated, they are confused and desperately trying to suppress their atavistic urges to slit your throats, and eat you up while you sleep. It's no wonder they have to come up with these zany diversion tactics to stop themselves going completely insane. And you let them into your homes?
You're all lucky to be alive. |
You may be on to something. Click here |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
|
|
|
chammgoop
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 28 Oct 2010
Posts: 5
|
Posted:
Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:11 am |
|
Thanks for sharing,however,it is really interesting ... |
|
|
|
|
GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
|
Posted:
Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:18 pm |
|
@ MarcusA, my cat plays fetch too. He'll find a toy and drop it at your feet and stare till you throw it. He also insists on sleeping in your lap but bites you hand when you try to stroke him
And he has an unusual love of blue cheese |
_________________ x28 x46 x4 x2 x16 x2 x3 x2 x5 x3 x16
From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
"You are the biggest He Goat. You know what you need? Your Fat mama's ass...to feel good and normal" - also Robert Lukman (to Mr Gom3r) |
|
|
|
Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
|
Posted:
Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:42 pm |
|
I described Chuda, the Russian killer cat, somewhere else here - My current cat is Koshka, the little hooligancat, she happens to be the most expensive cat in my local area - 500 DKK (~90 USD) for the cat and 20500 DKK (~3760 USD) for a new water bed
The story is that a mouse managed to hide in the bed and she tried to dig her way down to it - Through the mattress
Well, the bed was somewhat outdated anyway, but I would have liked to choose the time myself |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
|
|
|
|
|