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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:07 pm

This one turned up in a catcher account and got a genuine LOL .
I wonder what he means Very Happy

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I am Inspector general of Ghana Police Service. Two weeks ago, my patrol team and my security surveillance arrested three people at the Aflao border trying to Smuggle Two Metallic Trunk Boxes through Ghana Exit. From our intense investigation inspection and screwing, one person was discoursed to be A Bank Manager and one Diplomatic Officer, trying to divert your funds to another person, using Ghana as an escape route.

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:03 pm

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:06 pm

Yep, I got the same one in two of my catches yesterday. One from inspector PAUL QUAYE and one from inspector David Ayite but signed Dr. Inspector Jubril Williams Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:43 pm

I heard from Inspector back in August, including this gem:

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Furthermore some group of young men were arrested by my men when they were about to cross the Ghana Boarder to Togo-Lome with Two of consignments boxes, it was also discovered that they where using fake ID, that they are security company directors,
After much torture on them we later find out from them through their confessional statement from them the rightfully beneficiary of this twoes

Then I got a different script in his name just over a week ago, but no torture or screwing in that one!

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Torture has been replaced with

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After serious interrogations,

I'm going to go after this lad Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:52 pm

Torture should be replaced with

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immense tickling with a minimum quality of pheasant feathers and tastings of various ice-creams including alcohol but excluding meat based derivitives

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:13 pm

It makes no sense does it? The police intend to send the proceeds of a bullion robbery abroad?
I'm in. It's worth a massbait to convince the lad that it's a plausible modality.

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:24 pm

Mr Tambourine Man wrote:

I'm in. It's worth a massbait to convince the lad that it's a plausible modality.

In that case, I'll post the full email below.
I'll sit back and watch this one. I'm a bit early in my new baiting hobby so I don't want to blow it for the pro's Cool

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FROM THE GHANA

POLICE HEAD QUARTER BOX, 116

ACCRA GHANA WEST AFRICA

Good Day.

I am Inspector general of Ghana Police Service. Two weeks ago, my patrol team and my security surveillance arrested three people at the Aflao border trying to Smuggle Two Metallic Trunk Boxes through Ghana Exit. From our intense investigation inspection and screwing, one person was discoursed to be A Bank Manager and one Diplomatic Officer, trying to divert your funds to another person, using Ghana as an escape route.

When we took the box for scanning the result shows that it contains cash of about 6 million united state dollars,

After serious interrogations, one of them confessed that this boxes was stolen from a bullion van and they fled with it, maybe trying to leave Ghana, In the process when my team caught up with them, one of them was smart enough to tear off the tag that was attached to the box and claimed that the boxes belongs to them but after investigations the police was smarter, some pieces of the tag was found and we were able to pick some piece of information which contained your name, email address I now make use of your email address to contact you.

The boxes had been deposited with the United Nation Depository Vault bonded warehouse for safety purpose and I will want you to get back to me via email or a telephone call on your decision if the boxes be delivered to you through diplomatic services, or handed over to the Ghanaian government.

I will send you the picture of three hoodlums that want to do away with your boxes also i will attached my scan copy of my passport to you, I want you to provide me with your full information, contact address, and a scanned copy of your international passport or drivers license for identification because the Gov. has approved that we should make sure that this two boxes should be deliver to you in your possession before one week.

I await your immediate reply towards this mail, Please contact, +233247194752

Regards

IGP, PAUL QUAYE[/quote]

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:21 pm

I got this one too............ Laughing

So I have replied, let's see what happens.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:52 pm

I'm screwing this as well. Anybody got the mug shots and ID yet ?

Edit - Got the pics, now to work.

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Mr. Quaye is such a helpful man; he's going to help me recover Anton Slavik, a missing agent from the Brotherhood of Nod Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:17 am

Here's another variant (emphasis added):

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HEAD OF THE ANTI SCAM DEPARTMENT ACCRA GHANA.

How are you today and your families? Regards to your consignment that was discover here in Ghana by some fake diplomat and some little boys but I thank God that we have got them arrested and even kill one of the diplomat because they are spoiling the good name of our country Ghana so they no longer trust us in any business abroad. As I write you this email our President is not happy over the issue of failure delivery at all so he signed that all consignment that has been stuck in our country must be deliver to their owner safely.

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:13 am

the Ditz is between lovers and machetes right now, the ditz is IN!

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The inspector is going to help me recover a missing agent of the Brotherhood of Nod.

What an awesome guy, right? Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:36 am

I replied to my bad cop:

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What in the name of Asgard is my money doing in Ghana? It's supposed to be in Benin! I hope you didn't kill someone for no reason.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 50

I asked for photos of the culprits that got screwed and received:

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I have gone through several investigations this afternoon, and was able to uncover that the culprits arrested are just common criminals who were opportune to stumble into the treasure as the case may be. We have also in our possession the TRUNK BOX containing the said funds belonging to you. Please endeavor to furnish me with your private telephone number to contact you directly on the subject matter

Then, he replied to my auto reply minutes later Laughing

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I have written you about 2 times demanding for your contact numbers. Indeed yes, i will send you the pictures you requested

Nothing rec'd yet.

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