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arkwright52
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Nov 2010
Posts: 15
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:26 pm |
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Newbie here...
Trying to attract my first 'lad' but not having much joy.
I've been to the surplus section and responded to about 2o of those available over the past few days, but no takers so far.
Is there a secret?
Thanks in advance
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:48 pm |
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What has been your opening response? |
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I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:55 pm |
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It may be that you're being too forward in your email to the scammers. All you need to do is sound cautiously interested - they know they need to sell whatever scheme it is to the victim, so play like a real victim and answer (in your own words) "I'm interested, tell me more..."
That'll get them all over you like seagulls on a bag of chips. |
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arkwright52
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Nov 2010
Posts: 15
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:02 pm |
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My responses have varied depending on what scam I have replied to.
To give myself a chance I replied to several including 'dating', '419', 'house rental', 'lottery'
My basic response has been something like:
'Thank you for your e mail, I may be interested in your proposition but would need more information'
Or for the dating ones I have said:
'Hi, Thanks for your e mail, I'm always looking to make new friends, I look forward to hearing from you.
Should I try something different? |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:39 pm |
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Those are both good responses. You my friend may just be running into bad luck. I will pm you a few fresh ones from catcher if you like. |
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Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:03 pm |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:03 pm |
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I always come across as so mega-cautious calling them liars and asking for ID etc even before they start but always 'come around' when they send stuff. In that way you get the best quotes they use for excuses and make them work for everything you give them. You might lose a few this way but the ones you get will be keepers.
Always make excuses why you can't talk on the phone e.g my character unfortunately has inoperable throat cancer.
Being vulnerable is also a moth to a flame, if they think they have a chance they will peruse you to hell to get something.
Also you can put over that you have been scammed before. They think once a victim always a victim.
It's like a points system, they always try to exploit the weakest,vulnerable, greediest, meekest and generous. So if you can be all of these then you'll be a prime target.
If they peruse a religious angle, then follow that up and become mega- religious, they expect you to put your trust in a religious person, so inadvertently they do so themselves.
Good luck |
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http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=162469
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:04 pm |
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^^ Good point !
arkwright52 make sure you check your spam folder. |
_________________ Trophies!
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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edskar j hoover
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 Nov 2010
Posts: 81
Location: on the move now in east afghanistan
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:07 pm |
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Use the craigs list bait i posted.
Tell them you are sorry that the other item had been sold already but you also have a chair for sale and would they be interested. You really need to get rid of it so you are willing to ship it anywhere if they pay.
They will respond. Then follow their lead and do your thing. |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:23 pm |
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I may add that a major baiter skill is patience! Especially on a friday - We are moving into the weekend silence to be followed the Monday-Tuesday rush hour.
I've got a feeling that most lads get hammered Friday-Saturday and sleep it off during Sunday So wait until after the weekend, that's where things happen |
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Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
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arkwright52
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Nov 2010
Posts: 15
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:29 pm |
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Thanks for all your replies....
Some great tips. I'll get there eventually, just like to have lots of ammunition in my armoury. |
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arkwright52
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Joined: 10 Nov 2010
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:32 pm |
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bravo95 wrote: |
Those are both good responses. You my friend may just be running into bad luck. I will pm you a few fresh ones from catcher if you like. |
That would be very useful.... Thanks |
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arkwright52
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:35 pm |
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The spam folder was the secret....
Here we go. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:36 pm |
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Ah yes cursed spam folder! |
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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arkwright52
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Nov 2010
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:39 pm |
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Ok Guys
Which do I choose as my very first 'Lad'
I have a 'prize draw', a '419' and a 'Help The Poor'
Any suggestions gratefully accepted |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:40 pm |
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Could just be down to lad laziness. If they are already busy on a job or two, it can take them a while to get around to new magas.
Lads are not big on multitasking. |
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:47 pm |
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Lottery lads tend to be more difficult to keep going, so I would choose one (or both) of the others. |
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arkwright52
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:50 pm |
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Dorothy wrote: |
Lottery lads tend to be more difficult to keep going, so I would choose one (or both) of the others. |
Ok...I'll drop the lottery
Not sure whether I can manage two for my very first attempt so unless anyone has a good reason not to, I think I'll go for the 'help the poor' one. Pastor Frederick sounds like an honest gentleman.
He's replied but not asked for anything... Do I just write back asking how I may be of assistance? |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:55 pm |
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Only thing of note is on the good Pastor. Make sure it is not a begging format. If he is just asking for money and not offering you anything but warm an fuzzy feelings it is probably a begger not baitable. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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arkwright52
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:59 pm |
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Ok
I don't intend to post every e mail I receive from a lad, but for the purpose of getting me started, I'll post his response to my initial e mail if that's ok. I like to think I'm a quick learner and will soon be able to stand on my own two feet.
'Dear Ben,
Thanks for your concern to help the poor people around the wordl today , may God richly bless you aboundantly for every single help you will give to us .Mr Ben, is God that reward every person that help and also is God that give us the wealth to help other and is God also that know everybody capacity to help . Sir , we can not impose to you do this or that . We can only say that any thing you know that you could give to help is appreciated . We need things like , food iterms, cloths, medicine, also finance for the payment of house rent an other service . Sir , if you want to help us and partner with us any thing is welcome . May God bless you as you help in Jesus name .
Pastor Frederick'
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:08 pm |
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Looks like a begger to me. He is asking you to donate stuff and that's all there is to it. He is probably lying and yes probably a scumbag but not really breaking the law. I would Drop this one.
I will send you a pm of a couple goodies just so you get off to a good start. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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arkwright52
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Joined: 10 Nov 2010
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:23 pm |
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bravo95 wrote: |
Looks like a begger to me. He is asking you to donate stuff and that's all there is to it. He is probably lying and yes probably a scumbag but not really breaking the law. I would Drop this one.
I will send you a pm of a couple goodies just so you get off to a good start. |
Many thanks |
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TheProbie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2010
Posts: 907
Location: Guarding Goat #1
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:28 pm |
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EDIT: Nevermind
EDIT: It would be the spamfilters. It has taken several lad-mail from me, and I don't know if the mail I send, where I pretend to be a lad to the lads end there. |
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