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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:27 pm |
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Lad sends me a "next of kin" format. I tell him that I'm very surprised and is he sure he has the right person and that I would need to see the "Last will and Testicle" of the decreased.
I get a load of RSOT garbage... I ask again for the Last Will and Testicle.
Then a probate form... I ask again for the Last Will and Testicle.
And today I get:
Let's hope he keeps using this for his scams |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Lachesis
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 01 Nov 2010
Posts: 1161
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:34 pm |
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Well played.
The creativity of this community never fails to amuse. |
_________________ Site killer, scam baiter, shit poster.
Baiting/sitekilling numbers:
x 56 x 6 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 8 x 8 x 2 x 3 x 2 x 2
x 21
Photo trophies x 2, Forms filled x 11, Baited domains x 9, Writing pieces x 2
"Ok i want to be addressed like felon Musa Songo." - Musa Songo
"This your transaction is giving me heart failure" - EFCC
"YOU ARE A BIG FOOL AND AN IDIOT. DO NOT EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN. YOU ANIMAL." - Kojo Smith
"STOP FOULING YOURSELF JOHN." - Rodney Lloyd |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:45 pm |
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Absolutely AWESOME!!
I didn't know that "United State Of America" is a township within a county.
I think he's going to have to improve this will. |
_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
"I am okay but had a little fracture on our last operation." - Capt. Highliner |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:54 pm |
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LMAO! Gives a whole new meaning to "I would give my left nu; for that" |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:37 am |
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Another keyboard ruined |
_________________
my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
* Rhymes with Orange |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:45 am |
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cuteone08
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Nov 2010
Posts: 2
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:51 am |
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And that made my day, thanks! I also love how your character lives everywhere in the UK at the same time. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:38 am |
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My entire class wants to know why I'm laughing so hard!!! GREAT stuff, sunshine |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:48 am |
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Etymologically, "testament" and "testicle" are related. Perhaps your lad is not so much dumb, as an idiot savant.
On second thought...
Hey, I just had an idea. There's a section in Eater U on the use of dysgraphic writing styles. I'll do a search on this right after I post this.
Has anyone ever arranged a massbait with the sole purpose of de-educating a lad with a single word or phrase? Say, thirty of a lad's victims suddenly begin to casually say things like "I was building fornications in my basement all day" or "my grandpa's last will and testicle specifies me as his heir. I should inherit all of his tribbles when he dies next week"
I would imagine that just ten baiters collaborating on a "word of the day" could do wonders to produce much enjoyment in the future, and much suspicion on the part of real victims. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:34 am |
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Sunshine?
You always crack me up |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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linkster2o
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Mar 2010
Posts: 193
Location: Buried under Books
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:41 am |
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Is that document nutorized? |
_________________ "I was a real prick"
Franklin
Franklin, Accra Ghana-Kpalime Togo
2 X
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Haud Misericordia |
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partysan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Dec 2009
Posts: 316
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:29 am |
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Is that document nutorized? |
Cannot see a RSOS - Red Seal of Sproof |
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