I asked a loan scammer for $5 Million to Nuke Nigeria....

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

Wow - now THIS is just awesome, I figured any response I would get would just be insults... how to proceed? LOL

The Scammer

Quote:

Getting a legitimate loan have always been a big problem for the customer
financial needs. The issue of credit and security is something
that customers are increasingly concerned about the search for a loan
from a legitimate lender. The interest rate for my loan is 3% if
interested in obtaining financial assistance, contact us today at:
[email protected]
Name of Beneficiary: ... ... ...
Address of Beneficiary: ... ... ....
Country: ... ... ...
State: ... .... ..
Place: ... ... ...
Zip / Code: ... ... ...
Mobile Phone: ... ... ...
Fax: ... ... ...
Date of Birth: ... ... ...
Gender: ... ... .. .
Marital status: ... ... ...
Occupation: ... ... ...
Amount Needed: ... ...
Loan Purpose: ... ... ...
Duration / Length: ... ... ...

Once you fill in the information above, it will be forwarded to us
Protocol / Control Section for the immediate and further review and
processing your request.

Sincerely,

Mr. West Brown C.O.E

My Response

Quote:

Good afternoon,

I would like to apply for a loan of $5,000,000 (Five Million USD).

Purpose: I would like to drop a nuclear bomb on Nigeria, Lagos - to be exact. There are too many snakes and scammers there, do you know any?

Jack Inghoff

HIS Response - I did NOT expect this - LOL.

Quote:

Hello,

I am willing to help you with the loan amount of $5,000,000.00 Note that
given you this loan is not a problem but if only you are in agreement
with the terms and condition of the loan.In God,s name i believe it
will be enough for us to proceed with this transaction

LOAN TERMS & REPAYMENT SCHEDULE .....

Loan Amount:$5,000,000.00
Loan Interest Rate: 3.00%
Loan Term: 20 years
Monthly Loan Payment:$27,729.88
Number of Payments: 240
Cumulative Payments: $6,655,171.16
Total Interest Paid: $1,655,171.16

Note: The monthly loan payment was calculated at 239 payments of
$27,729.88 plus a final payment of $27,729.84.

Below Is Our Loan Terms And Conditions:

1. The Applicant monthly payment/installment will start 8 months after
the loan has been transferred to you.

2. Required Age: The borrower must be above 18 years of age and any
age below 18 would be disallowed from this loan offer.

3. Applicant will keep to our loan terms and condition and that this
loan will not be use as drug traffics.

4. Applicant who is unable to meet with the repayment will be given 3
weeks more as a grace period before legal actions will be taken.

5. Failure to pay back the loan at this expected date/period, legal
actions will be taken against the applicant by our attorney
immediately

6 BANK TO BANK WIRING, you are to send us your banking
information so that my transferring bank can do the transfer of your
loan to your bank account

If you find the above terms and conditions of the loan comfortable,
you will have to contact me immediately so that we can proceed to the
next step on the transaction

Regards
Mr. WEST BROWN

So apparently he just saw the 5 mill and sent his standard response with a little math - but WOW - this is just awesome, LOL - any ideas how to respond? Smile

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 01 Nov 2010 Posts: 1161

End up getting detained by the IAEA for being affiliated w/ illicit nuclear exchanges at the bank, and having our IAEA agent (lol) force him to swear an oath of loyalty to the UN before the funds are released?

Just thinking out loud here. Good luck Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Many of them don't bother reading replies.

I got this recently:

Quote:

I am Chin Seng.I contacted you to help me claim some
> money(19 million dollars) left in the bank by a late client of mine who shares t
> he same last name with you. Please reply me for more details.Thanks
> Regards
> Chin Seng

I replied:

F**K OFF STUPID!!!

Got this back:

Quote:

Thank you for your prompt response to my mail.I must assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free to you before and after it is been completed blah blah blah .

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:27 pm

I've been a perverted sheep, and have set up an auto-reply to all romance scams, asking for topless pics to prove they are not scammers. Wink

What?
Stop looking at me like that.

It gets lonely and cold in the farmyard Sad

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:35 pm

Lads that don't read the first few replies are great fun.

Quote:

Thanks for your surprise email. I'll do what I can to help and see you handle all the perquisites.

How we argue when I remind them that they agreed to pay any fees arising from the transfer. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

Well, shoot - this can be fun
Just sent him this:

Quote:

Hi Mr BrownAss,

Thank you so much for your willingness to assist me Destroy Nigeria. There are many scamming snakes and assh*les down there, and I believe the world will be a better place WITHOUT Nigeria on it.

Please tell me how we can proceed with this loan, thank you very much and I just f*cked your mothers assh*le!

Best Regards,

Jack Inghoff

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:53 pm

Ummm... ok.

Let us know if he replies to that one... Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Oct 2010 Posts: 77

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I've got a feeling he might give me a standard response still, but we'll see Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:11 pm

Hi,

Best thing to do is to get a mentor, and read everything here, University, stickies, etc.

Welcome aboard and bait safe, have fun. Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:36 pm

And when exactly does the bargain basement nuclear arms shop open? I'm sure for $5 million you might be able to buy a few bolts for the device.
Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 329

Perhaps he thinks that by keeping you tied down with a non-existent loan, he's actually protecting Nigeria from attack? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 27

I'm sure he knows someone that could make this bomb for you if you ask nicely.

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:52 am

Greetings. My name is Rita from war in Liberian and because of the war I am in a refugee camp in Senegal. My father was killed by bandits but before his death left to me 5 million dollars and several tactical thermonuclear weapons in his will....

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