Strange Chat - the Next Chapter

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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:03 am

There was a Lad who was going buy the compliance of Cammy's brother with $250,000:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=191276

He finally ran his colours up the mast, and they're green, as in greenbacks.

jj36 : hello cammy
how are you?
Me: Hello. I'm fine.
jj36 : cammy i have lost away my lugged
Me: Huh?
jj36 : i dont have any contact here
Me: Where?
jj36 : you know i told you i have to visit a friend in morocco
Me: Oh, that's right.
I can be a ditz sometimes.
jj36 : so i left there on friday i wanted to visit west africa to see how it look like?
Me: What's to see there?
jj36 : on arriving there i cant find my lugged
Me: Huh?
jj36 : i just want to know if all africa are the same
Me: Of course it isn't. Duh. I saw Burkina Faso and Ghana on The Amazing Race and they were different places.
jj36 : right know as i m talking to you i have send a mail to my friend but i did not recieve a respond
i m in a hotel with the little change i was left with?
Me: Actually I put in a bid to go on the Australian version of The Amazing Race. AJ is coming with me. That's if we succeed of course.
jj36 : cammy please can you do me a favour?
Me: Do you know that program?
jj36 : yeah but right know i m into condition
Me: I think it's fun. Craps all over the other so-called reality shows.
jj36 : i need to come back home next week
Me: You should get the discs of it.
jj36 : and go for the show
Me: Too late to apply.
jj36 : but right know i m into problem
Me: The entries closed at the end of September.
jj36 : when i arrive i will set that up within some time
cammy can you please lend me some money
Me: However long before the next series. Might be a while.
jj36 : i need to pay for my ticket and come back home immediately
Me: Sorry, what?
jj36 : i want you to lend me some money cammy
because i have lost every of my cards that can provide me money any where i traveled to?
Me: Did something happen?
jj36 : that is what i m telling you
i lost my cards and every thing when going to west africa
and i need to come back home know
Me: How did it happen?
jj36 : i use to put my cards in my lugged so on arriving the airport i could not find mine
Me: In your where?
jj36 : in my bag?
that is where i use to keep my cards
Me: You put your cards in your suitcase?
jj36 : yeah?
and was talking away by unknow person
Me: By Freyja's tears - why?
jj36 : cammy please i need 700usd to complete and buy ticket quickly and come back home
please i will pay you back twice
Me: That's a real noob mistake.
I thought you were a seasoned traveller.
jj36 : yeah but you know it take a while for some thing like this to happen
Me: No I don't know that.
jj36 : this is the first time i am experience this in my life
Me: You always keep your money and cards right by you.
jj36 : i put every thing inside my suitcase because i was very tired
Me: Double dumbass!
jj36 : know cammy can you lend me the 700usd
i will pay you back double
Me: Where are you?
jj36 : right know i m in west africa called cote d ivoire where the incident happen to me
are you there?
you are not writing me any more
or you dont want to lend me the money again
Me: Yeah. I had to turn the toaster off. You caught me in the middle of breakfast.
jj36 : i m sure of my self immediately i arrive i will pay you back you money double
Me: Hang on.
jj36 : ok
Me: Just finding consular help for you. Wait one.
Me: OK, here's something that you can do - there's no Australian consulate in Cote d'Ivoire, but the Canadians will help. Embassy of Canada in Côte d’Ivoire 23 Noguès Avenue Plateau, Abidjan Trade Centre Building, 6th and 7th floors
jj36 : ok
Me: Telephone: (225) 20.30.07.00 Fax: (225) 20.30.07.20 Email: [email protected] Hours of Operation Monday to Thursday: 07:30 – 12:30 and 13:30 – 16:30 Friday: 07:30 – 13:00
jj36 : tnx cammy
Me: Did they get your passport?
jj36 : no my passport is with me here
Me: Well, that's good.
jj36 : my mean problem know is ticket
that is what i m telling you cammy?
Me: You lost that too?
jj36 : you see when i checked from morroco i put on my passport inside my suitpocket and put the rest in my suitcase
Me: Like I said, dumbass noob mistake.
jj36 : so it was passport i manage to hold know?
Me: I may be blonde but I know better than that!
jj36 : so cammy can the canadian help me for ticket
because what i need know is ticket to come home right from here
Me: Dunno. I'd have thought that the airline you booked with would still have your reservation logged. You have the ID to make them re-issue it.
jj36 : i complain to them and they told me to wait in two weeks time
and over here in this there country they are having election
Me: For fuck's sake, that's wrong!
The airline, not the election.
jj36 : so i dont need any thing to do with cote d ivoire people
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
jj36 : i was there yesterday even to day i will still be there
cammy you know my mean problem know
Me: I want to know what you meant about not wanting anything to do with cote d ivoire people.
jj36 : all those thing they took are nothing to me i just want to be home so that i can get to my bank and get all my cards back
i lost my suitcase and they are telling me to wait for two weeks
Me: Go to the embassy and they can arrange to get your cards cancelled.
jj36 : what kind of issues is that,
that si what i m going to do today
but cammy who is going to get me a ticket
Me: You chose a bad day to contact me. Banks are closed.
jj36 : so what can you do to assit me know?
because i m get confused right know?
because i need to come back home and arrange all my things i lost?
Me: I can't send money today. It's that simple.
jj36 : yeah i know
cammy i appreciate your kind of person
Me: Thanx. Can you last until Monday?
jj36 : you really tried for me and when i come back home i will surely suprise you
Me: Interesting.
jj36 : ok cammy
Me: I'm sorry about what happened to you. Harsh lesson!
jj36 : tnx cammy
so how are you going to send me the money on moday?
Me: That was my next question.
jj36 : because i will like when i get the ticket immediately i get the next available flight
Me: I could send money to the embassy for you, but there are so many ways that can get twisted up.
jj36 : how cammy?
Me: Well, I'd have to find out who to send it to, arrange for it to be held for you... and they'd want everything in French as well.
jj36 : wait let me call the hotel manager if he can help me to get the money
ok he was telling that there is western union over here so he will help me collect it
Me: Oh, OK.
jj36 : i dont know if its ok by you
alright so can i send you his information know?
Me: I guess so. Remember nothing happens before Monday.
jj36 : i think there will not be a problem
please write it down here is his name
Me: OK.
jj36 : RECIEVERS NAME: ..... 4hm4du j4milu STATE: ...................... ABIDJAN. COUNTRY: .................. IVORY COAST QUESTION: ........YES ANSWER: ...........YES
cammy you see it?
Me: Yeah. What's the Question and Answer bit?
jj36 : i dont know that is what he give me on the paper he wrote
i dont know there system
of western union over here
Me: Meh. I have to go - I'm already late.
jj36 : ok cammy
Me: Now don't you put off going to the embassy now!
jj36 : ok
Me: CYA.
jj36 : tnx

But next day...

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jj36: hello cammy
jj36: this is not what we discuss the other time
jj36: i told i m empty here and you promise to help so that i can come back home
jj36: but know i could not see you again
Me: If you gave me your email address I could have told you what happened, but you didn't!
jj36: plz tell me more?
jj36: cammy here is my address [email protected]
jj36: what is the problem over there?

Then he writes:

Quote:

Hello Cammy
cammy as i explain things to you i thought you will assist me so that i come back home, i dont really know that you are just cracking jokes with my intention giving me hope when you know it will not be possible,
you said afternoon i already late and i m suppose to be home on friday night but due to lack of much fund, i dont have much to say, all i will say know is thanks for keeping me waiting over a little amount, which i promise to double it o you to any rate you want it,
cammy is good to be good, have a nice day

She replies:

Quote:

James,
The Western Union people at all three places I tried were about as much use as a tissue paper condom. They told me that there were a lot of countries with restrictions placed on them and forms to fill out and I got really pissed off and yelled at them. Now I have a migraine.
Cammy

More to come...

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:58 am

I love reading your baits Yastreb Smile

But you do have to wonder just how dumb any seasoned traveller would be to put his ticket in his suitcase - must make it really complicated at check-in, opening the suitcase, processing your ticket, and zipping it back in there to go as hold luggage...but still, at least Cammy can talk over him about crappy gameshows. I love those bits.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:07 pm

Yeah, wild claims, not apart from the fact it's not even possible as the check-ins always do your ticket after your luggage to make sure divots don't do it Wink

Yastreb .. another species for the genus post Smile

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:08 pm

Just you wait until the next installment or two... this one's turning into a gorram stalker!

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 128

Fairly obvious that he has not traveled in a while?? Then he says that the airline told him to wait for two weeks??? Ask him what happend when he went to vist the embassy?? Who did he talk to, Tell him that you, personally will call the airline and work this all out for him!! As you are sure that they can make a duplicate ticket for him!! What company does he work for, seems like they would help him out? Has he sent you a pic of him yet or given you his home address??

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:21 pm

I thought I might go for a trophy:

Me: Are you there, James?
jj36 : yes cammy
i was about to send you a mail right know
how are you
Me: A little better. I was throwing up last night.
jj36 : sorry for that
cammy what is the western union saying
Me: Fucking WU dropkicks.
jj36 : does it mean they can transfer just little 700usd
Me: They've got some restricted destination list or some such bollocks.
Send anything and you have to jump through hoops.
jj36 : that they cant send money to africa
Me: I didn't see the list.
jj36 : cammy i have sold my wriest watch to pay hotel bill
thinking you will help me get the 700usd to pay for ticket
i need to home this week
cammy i am confused
Me: Well, now that I've got an email address I can do something about it. But I have to ask first how come you've got no-one in Sydney to ask for help - no family or other friends.
jj36 : cammy i have lost their contact as i told you
you are the only person i am seeing right know
i wish i did lost my suitcase i will not disturb you for just little 700usd
Me: OK, enough, I know what happened. I just didn't remember about losing contact.
jj36 : cammy please do some thing i need to be home this week
Me: I'm going back to the WU office and get the forms they were shoving at me,
They have electronic versions.
jj36 : ok cammy
Me: Your amadu jamilu will have to fill them out.
I'll add some extra moolah for the trouble.
Another 300 be OK?
jj36 : what i need from you is just 700usd
Me: I was late.
jj36 : you mean the hotel manager will fill the form
Me: He's receiving the money.
jj36 : when cammy,
how do i get the information when you transfer the money
Me: Today, when I can get out again. My vision is still a bit blurry. Maybe this afternoon.
jj36 : cammy immediately you send the money send the information to my address
so that i can be home on friday night
Me: I'd better go - I feel a bit queasy. I may throw up again. CYA tonight.

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jj36 (28/10/10 3:14 PM):
cammy i m still waiting for you
jj36 (28/10/10 3:14 PM):
you said in the afternoon
Me: It is this afternoon still! I'm just back. I'll send the forms soon once I've downloaded them.

Later that day, I sent:

Quote:

What I should do now is tell you to get lost because I agreed to help and you're insulting me. You can thank the Aesir that I'm a forgiving sort.
I went to Moneygram but they've got similar rules. Give these forms to 4md4u J4milu to fill out, scan and return.
And when you reply, send me your picture.

But no:

Quote:

I submitted the Money Gram forms to the Hotel manager and he was unable to fill the form complaining that it is much and do not have time to fill them .
Meanwhile there are solution immediately from the Hotel receptionalist who gave me his bank account number and said is preferable you sending it to me through bank account below : Copy them correct and go to bank transfer it to the account below , I will receive it as soon as possible ,and attach the payment transfer slip paper received from the bank in your next mail to me to receive the money here .

Well, that was a bonus. I forwarded the account details that followed to Alan, and wrote back:

Quote:

It's no good - there's no way that I can send the money before Monday. That asshole manager should have cut you some slack!
Did the embassy give youi much help?

The begging continued:

Quote:

i really appreciate you help since i told you my problem, the embassy did not do any thing, and over here the africa people are host their presidential election, cammy you believe that the manager refuse to fill the form telling me that he dont have time for that, but so kindly one of the hotel receptionalist give me his bank details to one i send to you, telling me it will be easy to send the money through the bank account, cammy i am really comfused and tired, but please cammy i know you have tried but kindly help me out and send it through the bank account wish i think there will be a question or any others things,
have a nice day cammy

31/10/10
jj36 : hello cammy
how are you!
Me: Hi James.
jj36 : did you recieve my massage
Me: I'm fine, though I've been a fashion victim.
Spent most of yesterday in a corset. I could barely bend over.
jj36 : that is good cammy!
Me: You know that scene in Pirates of the Carribean when Keira Knightley said, "Try doing that in a corset"? I know the feeling now.
Next time I'm going to ask AJ in advance what the costumes are going to be at themed photoshoots.
jj36 : ok
as you can see i m stil where i am!!
Me: Actually I can't see that.
Chats don't show where you are.
jj36 : cammy i m still in cote d ivoire!!
Me: What's it like?
jj36 : but i send you a mail did you see it!
Me: Oh yeah, I saw that.
jj36 : and you believe i am home when i already told you my situation
Me: No.
You said something in the middle of chat that "you can see where I am". I can't see where you are.
jj36 : i mean i m still in africa
i did not get help from the embassy
Me: But I can't see that from chat, can I?
Why wouldn't they help?
jj36 : i dont know!
Me: Come on, they must have said something!
jj36 : when i get there i meet a lady and was like telling her my situation, do you know what she said!
that i should go to france embassy
and i went there the paris embassy could not respond, i fill a form with them up till know i could not hear from them again
Me: What the fuck? You're from Australia and they sent you to the French Embassy?
jj36 : cammy i was just comfused!!
Me: Iam going to make a formal complaint!!!
jj36 : ok cammy
cammy plz do your possible best to help me out of this situation
Me: Well, yeah, I did say that I will.
jj36 : but did you get the account information i send to you
Me: Yes
.jj36 : i think there will be a form for this!!
just bank transfer!!
Me: Huh?
jj36 : i mean not like others !!
because is a transfer !!!
Me: Don't blow a sandshoe, OK?
jj36 : sorry cammy!
i dont understand!
what you mean by that
Me: Huh?
You don't know what that means...rrrrrrrrright.
jj36 : cammy here i m not comfortable
Me: It doesn't make you forget everyday common slang!!!!
jj36 : so cammy what did you say about the bank transfer !
Me: What about it? First you get all emo and then you forget common slang! Are you fully sick?
jj36 : cammy i just need to be home quikly!
Me: Fine, OK, but ranting at me doesn't make anything happen!
jj36 : cammy please help me out!
if i have any method cammy i will not borden you!
please cammy!
Me: You know, sometimes I want the old James back - the cocky one who was going to bribe Roscoe - better than the cringing pleading one WHO SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY FATHER!
jj36 : ohh you serious!
Me: You bet your fucking ass Iam!
I get my father begging me for loans a lot - every couple of months he's after me to send something.
jj36 : cammy!
Me: The thing that really burns my gut is that he was always so down on welfare handouts, and here he is trying to bludge off me - the daughter he never wanted.
jj36 : tht is terrible!
how come you get all this story!!
Me: Huh?
What the fuck do you mean "all this story"? Are you doubting me?
jj36 : no!!
why will i doubt you cammy!!
Me: Then what the fuck do you mean?
jj36 : ok i am sorry
Me: Just watch it. My father is a sore point.
jj36 : ok cammy
cammy i will off for know
plz when are you making the paymet
Me: Tomorrow, of course!
jj36 : ok
cammy plz after you make the payment scan in the slip so that it will be easy here
Me: I don't get it.
jj36 : i mean the deposit slip paymet
Me: And...
jj36 : so that it will be easy to collect over here!
Me: How does that work? It's not like a thousand bucks arrives from Australia all the time.
He'll know it's from me.
jj36 : ok cammy
take good care of ur self
and thanks for your help
i will be off for know!!!!!!!
Me: OK. Take care.
jj36 : and cammy when you send it plz send me a mail!
Me: OK.

OK - in the next installment, things get mystical...

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:32 am

On Sunday, things went weird - or rather, Wyrd...

Me: James, are you OK?
jj36: hello cammy
how are you!
Me: I'm OK, but I had to be sure about you.
jj36: i m just thinking of coming back home cammy!
Me: I raised my spirit to Odin and asked Marcus to cast the Runes... and the omens were bad.
jj36: ok
Me: I mean it!
jj36: cammy how is ur brother doing!
Me: Raidho, Gebo, and Ehwas all reversed. That is bad.
jj36: ohh
yeah!
Me: Journey, life, and harmony all reversed. It means disaster or worse if you try to return.
jj36: but why!
Me: I don't know! I can't judge your Wyrd!
jj36: but it look very bad!
Me: That's what I mean!
jj36: ok
Me: Don't just say 'ok'! This is your life!
jj36: but what about ur brother!
cammy things are not the way they are with me here!
Me: His runes were Uruz, Tiwas, and Thurisaz, all positive. His Wyrd is good.
jj36: because i m like turning into some thing else which i could not understand!
Me: Huh?
jj36: yes cammy
Me: I don't understand.
jj36: this week will be a week of Grace to me
because i am lying into another section cammy!
Me: What?
jj36: here i m comfused!
i dont know if i m up or down!
i just need solution!
Me: I still don't get it.
jj36: what i m saying is that i need to be home this week!
Me: But you will die if you do that! The Runes don't lie!
jj36: what we make me die!
because i m coming back to my country!
Me: I don't know! But it will happen! You mustn't go!
jj36: why cammy!
are telling me to stay here or what!
Me: I'm only telling you the wisdom of the Runes. They never lie.
jj36: but i m not liying
Me: I never said you were!
jj36: i mean every thing i m saying to you!
Me: And I mean everything I'm telling you!
jj36: cammy if i dont have a problem like this i wont not disturb you about helping me with little amount to come back home
Me: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!
jj36: cammy can i ask you a question if you dont mind please!
Me: IF YOU TRY TO COME HOME YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!
jj36: are you willing to help me or not!
because i need to know please!
Me: I don't want to help you if it means that you're going to ignore the Runes and go to your death!
jj36: how cammy!
i did not ignore any thing!
Me: I DON'T KNOW HOW!!!!!!
I just know what.
jj36: what i ned from you is just help!
and i have been pleading with you since all this while!
Me: Only if you stay where you are until the Runes say it's safe.
jj36: but why me!
must i stay here and co,tinue suffering like this,
Me: Isn't that always to question?
jj36: when i have a country!
Me: And isn't suffering better than death? That's the lore of Skadhi.
jj36: coming back home will not make me a death person
cammyi need to be home!
Me: Oh, it will! THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
jj36: no matter what it take i will be home cammy!
Me: You'll come home on a body bag or a pine box!
jj36: what is the meaning of that cammy!
Me: YOU'LL COME HOME DEAD IF YOU HEAD BACK NOW!!!!!!!!11
jj36: just because i requested for help from you!
Me: NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!1111
jj36: is that why i have to recieve all this ones!
Me: Huh?
jj36: i m a honour person cammy!
Me: That's not the fucking point!
jj36: i respected you since i know you and up till know!
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
jj36: just because i m into problem like this cammy!
Me: Just explain!
jj36: well like i said cammy, i dont have to recieve all this because i need a help of 700usd from you to come back home!
i have promised to pay you back double!
Me: What the fuck are you on about?
jj36: i have been here waiting!
Me: Do you think I'm some sort of gwrach or something?
Do you think I want you dead?
jj36: that is not what i m saying!
Me: Sure sounds like it!'
jj36: cammy try to understand my point
what i mean is that i need to get home!
i have been worried of not a my country due to some problem!
Me: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE SO BADLY?????
jj36: no cammy!
but what i need from you know is help!
Me: So please listen to me and to the Runes.
jj36: i dont have any thing here!
Me: I don't want you to die.
jj36: my hotel paymet will be expired on monday night!
and cammy you know what it take!
that is why i m disturb cammy!
Me: Shit - the bank transfer won't have taken by then.
jj36: please cammy do something to help me out!
cammy when did you say you are making the tarnsfer!
Me: Tomorrow. And it takes at least a day for the transfer to be completed.
jj36: ok cammy
i will try to see the hotel manager so that i will talk to him!
Me: If Monday night is the deadline then you're SOOL.
jj36: i will talk to the hotel manager!
is a nice person cammy!
Me: Nicer than you know. If he'd filled out the forms I might have sent the money and you'd have gone to your death.
jj36: as i told you!
Me: Huh?
jj36: he telling that the form is too much and he dont have time to fill them!
so cammy just try to help me so that by monday the transfer will be done over there and here we be comfirmed!
Me: Just promise me you won't leave until the Runes say it's safe.
jj36: ok cammy!
but how about making the transfer tomorrow!
Me: I'll do it, OK? I said that I would!
jj36: ok cammy!

[Edited to remove the Lad's chat name]

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

You should try to include Ryu, Dhalsim, and E. Honda somehow. Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:18 pm

Love the way you used the casting of the Runes, Yastreb Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:45 pm

I followed part one and so glad you posted part two.. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:19 am

The Wyrdness continues (my comments in red)...

jj36 is Busy - !!!-LIFE IS A STORY...
jj36 : hello cammy
i m about to send you a mail
are you there!!
Me: Yeah.
jj36 : cammy you mean you cannot help me out
just ordinary 700usd that you are more than,
Me: No, it's that I shouldn't.
I want to but the Runes say no,
jj36 : that is giving you a whole time to think and send!
Me: What?
jj36 : why must the rune say so!
Me: I don't speak for Odin and Freyja!
jj36 : tell the runes i m into problem here!
Me: No mortal does!
The Runes show the wisdom of the Aesir.
jj36 : if you cznnot help please tell the runes to help me!
yes because time is going!
Me: Fate can't be bargained with or ordered around.
It's not like those sheeple who pray and think that their god owes them.
Are you one of the sheeple?
jj36 : cammy see can i ask you a question!
Me: Yes (she said with a feeling of resignation)
jj36 : ok good!
cammy are you ready to help me or not?
let me know now?
Me: I want to but the Runes say no.
jj36 : that mean you are not ready to help me?
ok i understand!
Me: For fuck's sake - how many more times do you want the same answer?
jj36 : let me find a way out for my self since there is no help from you!
Me: Your fate is on a knife edge and you could go either way. Life or death.
jj36 : cammy good!
we shall see!
Me: All I know is that anything I do will tilt you towards death.
jj36 : good bye
Me: I never even saw your picture.
How will I know if you live or die?
jj36 : that is not necessary cammy!
i will not die
i will live and come back home
Me: If you don't then thank me.
jj36 : we shall meet and you see me for real!
thanking you for what!
Me: I thought we had met at Fashion Week.
jj36 : yes second one again!
Me: Thanking me for not doing what would have led to your death.
jj36 : that is fucking cammy!
Me: Huh?
I told you, the Runes don't lie.
jj36 : that is your believe?
i dont believe in that stuff!
Me: It's what I know, and I don't care what you believe.
What do you pray to?
jj36 : cammy i know what you dont know!
i was born and brought up in a good manner ok!
Me: Roscoe says that a lot. But then he's never wrong.
So what? We grew up with a deadbeat drunken father and we made something of our lives.
jj36 : just because i put on my self down asking you for littl fucking 700usd
making hell out of thuis issue of runes!
Me: And what's that got to do with anyone's upbringing?
The Runes never lie.
Through the Runes we learn the wisdom of the Aesir.
jj36 : i know you never intend to send me the 700usd!
is like you dont have or what cammy!
Me: All right, that's it.
jj36 : because i believe for all while i have been pleading with you got to have human sypthes
Me: One time too many.
jj36 : just for once cammy!
i have life and i live!
Me: Who steals my purse steals trash, but anyone who trashes my honour gets his balls in a vice.
jj36 : cammy tell the runes to send me 700usd to come back home!
when i came back we shall see what is saying!
because i believe the rune will not let me die in africa!
Me: Now I don't care if you live or die.
jj36 : because that is not my country!
Me: You can stay on Cote d'Ivoire for all I care.
jj36 : even the runes want me death shoild be in my country not africa!
Me: Where were you born?
jj36 : cammy your bank account contain how much!
Me: Answer my question first.
jj36 : that you are crocking thing hard!
Me: Answer my question!!
jj36 : [At this point he supplied a real address in Sydney]
Me: Go on.
jj36 : Australia
Me: Which part?
jj36 : Hamlyn Terrace
Me: Which city?
jj36 : cammy what did you stll want again!
i have giving you my address
Me: Which city?
And you said you lived in Campsie.
jj36 : what did you see!
cammy that is real!
Me: Huh?
jj36 : please how much did you bank account conatin!
that you make thing go hard!
i need anwser
Me: I'll go and talk to your neighbours. Maybe one of them will help you.

Now not long after this I got a warning that something was trying to upload a virus into my system. I promptly shut down, and a lot of chat was lost in which the Lad was trying to get Cammy to talk about how much money she had.

More to come as Cammy takes the Lad to task for sending a virus package...

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:32 pm

This is almost up to date.

Me: I suppose you thought that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!
jj36 : Huh
Me: That fucking virus attack. Now that is just spiteful.
jj36 : cammy 24000euro will cost how much!
i am trying to do some estimate!
Me: What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
jj36 : check it out for me
cammy!
check and get back to me!
Me: Check what?????
jj36 : about transfering money to africa
Me: Excuse me? How the fuck should I know and why the fuck should I care?
jj36 : ok cammy!
Huh
why are you saying all this for God sake!
i dont expect you to be doing this!
Me: What do you expect me to say?
jj36 : pleas i need a help cammy from you!
you are the only person i am seeing here
Me: You must have some of that short term memory loss.
After that virus attack especially.
jj36 : which virus
why are you like this!
cammy you have strong heart on human being!
Me: I had to shut down my system and do a restore after something hit the firewall really hard.
jj36 : ok cammy!
Me: I don't think it's coincidence that happened just after I told you marriage wasn't on.
jj36 : tell the runes to make the tarnsfer tomorrow ok?
Me: You don't tell the Runes! Freyja protect me from idiots and boneheads!
jj36 : who are the idoit and boneheads!
Me: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
jj36 : you calling all this names cammy!
Me: Who else? My father isn't here.
jj36 : what did i do wrong!
because i need a help of 700usd from you ok!
Me: Well, let's see - you keep telling me "Tell the Runes" when I've told you what the Runes are, you ignore my warnings and send me a virus package, and then act like nothing's wrong.
jj36 : cammy i m not the one!
Me: O RLY?
jj36 : i dont know any thing about sending virus!
Me: Oh right - just sheer luck that it happened when it did.
jj36 : cammy plz tell runes to make the transfer tomorow!
i will be waiting to get the good news from you!
Me: I don't want you to come back. I don't want you in my life.
jj36 : Huh cammy!
Me: I don't care any more if you live or die.
jj36 : what did i do wrong cammy!
Me: I just don't want to know any more. It's over.
jj36 : i m sorry cammy!
Me: Too late.
jj36 : why cammy!
just due to situation!
i m sorry!
Me: Like I said, too late.
jj36 : just because the runes please!
Me: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. So Skadhi says.
jj36 : ok cammy!
talk to you later!
Me: I hope not.
jj36 : why!
later we talk ok?
Me: Because I don't care what happens to you as long as it's somewhere a long way away.
jj36 : ok cammy!
i will find my way out!
Me: Oh yeah - just in case you try to find me - did I tell you what Roscoe did to the guy who molested me?
jj36 : dont worry i will see roscoe!
can i have his contact!
Me: No.
jj36 : why cammy!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Two reasons.
I don't want to and I can't.
jj36 : what the fucking reason!!!!!!
Me: He's Specfor and his contact is an official secret. I only know it because I'm NOK.
jj36 : ok
i will see him off!
when i m in town!
Me: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
jj36 : yeah
how many times i have yto tell you all this!
Me: You mean bribe him? When I tell him I don't want to have anything to do with you he will take that money and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
jj36 : ok cammy!
alright cammy!
then we shall see!
Me: I know my brother. You don't.
jj36 : we shall soon know who is who!
Me: Yeah, right!
jj36 : can i have your mobile contact!
Me: No.
jj36 : why every thing no!
Me: Stop asking because I won't tell you anything. Why? BECAUSE I HATE YOU.
jj36 : are you sure!
soon you will like me!
Me: 100%.
jj36 : insha allahu!
Me: What? Are you a Moslem?
jj36 : just said that!
because i know you will!
Me: Sheeple.
jj36 : dont hate me because you will soon like me
cammy there a gold i will like to buy for you!
Me: With what?
jj36 : i will bring when i come home i send them the money!
it cost 24000euro!
Me: What, and they'll just let you take it and you'll pay later?
jj36 : yeah!
i have a show them things that worth more than that!
Me: Holy shit on a shingle, as Roscoe would say.
jj36 : i bought my ring in paris 18000euro!
Me: I don't give a shit about your bling bling.
jj36 : i will buy one for you!
Me: Stick it.
jj36 : why!
Me: I DON'T WANT IT!!!!!!!!
jj36 : you dont want it, 24000euro gold
do you have that kind of money!
Me: Some things aren't worth it.
jj36 : you see!
you dont have that kind of money!
show kindness o people that love you!
Me: You don't love me, you want to own me.
jj36 : dont be a looking stuff or object!
Me: That's not love.

More to come...

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:44 pm

Quote:

jj36 : cammy tell the runes to send me 700usd to come back home!

Hmm, forcing the runes is a big no no, they go where they will.
I get the same effect with chicken entrails but my carpet cleaning bill is now enormous.

This guy is the biggest beggar I've ever come across.
How many ways do you have to say no.
I guess he thinks if he keeps pestering you he will get what he wants just to make him go away.
Smile

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