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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:59 am

Lad needs to learn who is in charge here, and it isn't him!

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Dear Madam.

Thank you for your reply.

It is important you understand that our company have not sealed or concluded the exact office to deliver your consignment for your pick up.

You mentioned London and we have not told you officially that your consignment will be taken to London.We only said Europe or Dubai. No attribution has been made to our London office.

As a matter of fact, the outstanding fees outlined in our previous mail are meant to be paid by you here in Ghana to enable our board of directors to come into determination that you are ready to receive your consignment and for subsequent alternative arrangements to be made for your convenience.

You should not try to work on assumptions and jump into conclusions.

By this mail, we still request that you review our previous mail and make your payments accordingly for us to serve you best.

Without the payment of the fees totalled at Total = $19,742.05 {United States dollars nineteen thousand seven hundred and fourty two five cents only}, your consignment will not be airlifted to any other country and staying here till Monday the 1st of November 2010 might be dangerous.

A stitch in time saves Nine.

Your urgent and strict compliance to this mail will be in your own interest.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation,

Yours sincerely,

Ethelbert Amstrong

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:02 am

So I replied

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Dear Bert

Just to refresh your memory

deposit he made in the care of a Security Services company in London

What is your problem, the fund is clearly in London awaiting my collection so stop playing about.

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:12 pm

Lads would forget their heads if they weren't screwed on and stapled around the nape.
I don't know why we bother to put effort into our baits as they quite plainly can be left to mess up without us provoking it.
I always have fun picking apart their scam attempts, however make sure you aren't educating them by pointing out the obvious flaws.

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:31 pm

WOWOW education is not what I had in mind.

Joseph's little mind working overtime

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My Love.

You should know that you are my heart now and the only hope I
have. I have read your mail and have seen that you are confused a bit.I do
not know what you are going through with the security company, but all I
know is that the security company cannot be difficult to you.

I was told
that the security company have contacted all their customers that have
consignment with them valued over $500,000.00 to pay all their charges
before next week because of wide speculation that the terrorist group are
now around us here and the government are coming for inspection.

Also, it
was in the news that anybody caught in his house with more than $100,000.00
will be jailed.Here in Ghana, everybody now is very very careful about his
ways and dealings as the government have opened there eyes to chase people
around.[

Now, from this excerpt "Before he left for South Africa, he called
me and informed me of a deposit he made in the care of a Security Services
company in London and here in my country origin Ghana, which he stated that
the fund was registered as a family valuables,which I was the only one he
reveal that the content is $43.3million dollars,and i should use it for a
project investment purposes"

What i told you here is 100% truth, the
consignment in LONDON is full of Litigation's and already GHANA government
are aware of that consignment in London waiting for someone to come for it
and he/she will be arrested for Money Laundering. The Consignment in London
is just like a TRAP NOW. It is different from the one we are handling now
in Ghana. What the Security company told you is the truth.The one I gave
you the documents is for $43.3M here in Ghana and NOT LONDON.

Did the
security company deny that they do not have records of $43.3M in their
vault here in GHANA? They cannot do that. But the consignment in London
which you have not giving them any document, they cannot have record of it.
Did you give the security Company in Ghana any document of deposit of
$43.3M in LONDON? The security company are working with evidence they have
with them. They do not know anything about London as they are not part of
my family.

Listen to the security company so that things will be well for
us.

Yours Love,

Joseph

Security company trying to get clever.

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Dear Madam.

Thank you for your reply.

It is very important you understand that we do not hold your freedom.Our duty is to give you a first hand information regarding your consignment and its status.If you wish to fight your course through people, President John Atta Mills,Prime Minister David Cameron,Barack Obama etc, we would not stop it as that is your personal choice.

If you have a relationship with President John Atta Mills and you feel that he can aid or assist you in solving your pending problems now, please do so before it gets too late.

The convenient telephone number to reach us is/are +233.549.716.234 which has been continuously repeated on our e-mails to you.

Saturday the 30th of October 2010 is the deadline slated for you to overcome this pending problems.

We need to receive the totalled fees amounting to $19,742.05 {United States dollars nineteen thousand seven hundred and fourty two five cents only} to enable us re-programme your consignment and deliver without any hitch.

In as much as President John Atta Mills is not one of our Board of Directors, we believe that he could assist you, but if the response is not rapid, you will have a lot of complications on your consignment which will not be of advantage to you.

To avoid wasting your time and our time, you should start making arrangements to pay the above fees.It is better you start searching for a lost black sheep in the day than allowing Night to fall.

Do not forget that the security report here is not healthy for us to continue handling your transaction here in Africa.

A stitch in Time Saves Nine.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation,

Yours sincerely,

Ethelbert Amstrong
+233.549.716.234

If anybody wanst to call Bert and spoil his weekend feel free. See what happens come Monday, after all baiters don't work weekends, and never under threat.

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:52 pm

Tell him that the relationship is purely sexual.

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:08 pm

With Joseph? oh no he is family (little shite)

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:37 pm

silly lad wrote:

I have read your mail and have seen that you are confused a bit.

Poor Lad! Thinks you are the one confused. I am certain you will have him more confused than he ever thought possible by the time you are done with him, DW! Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:58 am

Deadline is today and I don't work Saturday, is playtime!

Come Monday I will no doubt here from dear President Mills that my fund is safe, he has given instructions to leave Security company alone!

How gullible are lads?