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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:23 pm |
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Last Week:
Barr Brooks wrote: |
Dear Mr.Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx,
How are you and things generally,hope fine?
Sorry to inform you this,my client Mrs.Essy Sani has passed away last
week and blah...blah...blah.... |
About an hour ago:
Essy Sani wrote: |
dearsest Xxxxxx how are you today? have you been able to hear from my attorney mr brooks? he will assist you to get everything done okay. please let me hear from you asap. Essy Sani |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Posted:
Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:46 pm |
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If there ever was a valid reason to have the lawyer fired, this is it. |
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<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:02 pm |
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^ He's not getting off that easy.
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Dear Barr Brooks,
I am in shock and disarray! I have just received a surprise email from Mrs Sani from beyond the grave.
You yourself told me she had died only last week so there can be no mistake. But her spirit is still sending me messages via the magic of the internet.
The funny thing is, I had my palm read the other day by a Gypsy called Madam Mysterio who said I would be contacted by the spirits and come into a fortune.
Can it be true? |
We could be up for some insights and predictions of what the future holds in store. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Lantana
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Sep 2009
Posts: 260
Location: Valley of the sun ~ it's a dry heat
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Posted:
Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:46 pm |
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damn windy, you need us about when you post something this funny
I need to wipe beer of my monitor now |
_________________ Lantana
Thanks to Murry and Kate
Nigerian lad posing as a Finland shop keeper
xxxx @ yahoo.com is my id and i m looking for sex if you help me in doing sex plz give me <- said to my alter ego Tonya
this will not cost you anything ..going to western union to send me $200 <- said to me by my Nigerian lad posing as a shop keeper in Finland |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Posted:
Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:03 pm |
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OMG, windy! As funny as having a client come back from the dead, your response to the barrister made me laugh so much! |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:21 pm |
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Barr Brooks has messed up and obviously sent me that by mistake. He is now claiming that he did not say she had passed away, but I have sent him the proof.
Barr Brooks wrote: |
Who told you she was dead? where did you get that from? You, you idiot. |
Mrs Essy Sani wrote: |
i wrote you to tell you to help me manage this money not that i was dead |
So, Mrs Sani is feeling better, but I suspect she is not long for this world if they want to keep me sweet.
I wrote back saying I am sorry to hear she is still alive because I've always wanted to talk to a real ghost. They both now have the proof he said that so I don't fancy her chances much. Or it had better be a very good explaination of how she came back from the dead. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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