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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:48 am |
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I don't know how many outside the US are familiar with the Master Card "priceless" advertisement campaign, but it may work in a banner. I suck at graphics, so I'll be happy to split the prize, if we win, with someone that can integrate this into a graphic.
Computer: $700
Internet Connection: $50/ per month
Scam Email: Free
419 Eater: Priceless.
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MasterCard's current advertising campaign tagline is "Priceless". The slogan associated with the campaign is "There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard." The Priceless campaign in more recent iterations has been applicable to both MasterCard's credit card and debit card products. They also use the 'Priceless' description to promote products such as their "priceless travel" site which features deals and offers for MasterCard holders.[8]
The first of these Priceless ads was run during the World Series in 1997 and there are numerous different TV, radio and print ads.[9] It was idealized by Stewart Emery.[10] MasterCard actually registered Priceless as a trademark.[11] Actor Billy Crudup has been the voice in the US market; in the UK, actor Jack Davenport is the voice.
The purpose of the campaign is to position MasterCard as a friendly credit card company with a sense of humor, as well as respond to the public's worry that everything is being commodified and that people are becoming too materialistic.[12] |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:46 am |
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Here is my entry:
Or, perhaps, in a shameless ripoff of the movie Nightmare on Elm Street, the text could be "Nightmare in Scam Land". |
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+ Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
+ (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:48 pm |
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Rover wrote: |
Bear in mind that we are trying to draw in the general public here. |
I believe my submission will fulfill your requirements.
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:52 pm |
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^ ^ ^
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingbats |
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From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
"You are the biggest He Goat. You know what you need? Your Fat mama's ass...to feel good and normal" - also Robert Lukman (to Mr Gom3r) |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:03 pm |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:24 pm |
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Smartass Bravo!
Pastor Frank - the UK have the Mastercard ads, so we will know what you mean
Rover - can ye nay just post the link to the font to download? |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:21 pm |
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Just a little something I made for you guys... |
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Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:36 pm |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:33 pm |
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As i like my original idea i kept the background and made a few adjustments to it to make it less needy. Which goes bad with the "send funds by WU" part. Also i took out all the swearword such as shitfuckery and made it less homofobic as well.
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
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Rame Head 2013
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CookieMonster
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2010
Posts: 157
Location: Your Pantry
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:52 pm |
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I decided I would click on an ad with a picture of a guy dressed as a stupid clown anyway. As I fit the demographic information stated above: my entry stands |
_________________ Bait lazy, ask me how.
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:00 pm |
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Ok, Pictures then
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:05 am |
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Do we have free choice of any of the pictures on 419eater, or are some still owned by the contributors? |
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"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:09 am |
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Isn't stealing shamelessly what we do here? |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:40 am |
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Good point
What resolution do you want the images in? 72 or 96 DPI?
Also, how many entries can we submit?
Can there be more than one winner? (is it one winner per advert size, for example, or one overall winner?)
Have you seen projectwonderful for the adverts? |
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"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:22 pm |
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Rover wrote:
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300 * 250 (Medium Rectangle)
336 * 280 (Large Rectangle)
728 * 90 (Large Leaderboard)
160 * 600 (Wide Sky scraper)
Other Horizontal
468 * 60 (Banner)
234 * 60 (Half banner)
Other Vertical
120 * 600 (Skyscraper)
120 * 240 (Vertical banner)
Other Square
250 * 250 (Square)
200 * 200 (Small Square)
180 * 150 (Small Rectangle)
125 * 125 (Button) |
I think that the numbers are pixels and therefore also the resolution. If you use PS you just adjust the canvas size.
He didn't state any maximum number of entries so make as many as you like. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
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CBC Documentary Safari |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:45 pm |
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Feel free to enter a many as you see fit. These banners will be used to promote our site via google adverts.
Content for the banner drawn from eater you will be able to use. Only use content that you hold copyright on or that is in the public domain and royalty free.
The sizes given are in pixels, these banners will be used on web sites and therefore need to be kept small in size |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:26 pm |
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OK, cool.
Thanks! |
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"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:32 pm |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:01 pm |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:18 pm |
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I vote for mine for the horizontal version since I followed the instructions perfectly but I want to vote for manbiteslion for the vertical one because sex sells. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:33 pm |
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gerald.fird
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Mar 2010
Posts: 2135
Location: Ladland
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Posted:
Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:40 pm |
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Banners must be in PNG or JPG format |
Sorry, manbiteslion |
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Rover
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Joined: 13 Apr 2004
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:01 pm |
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We can have animated gif's - We really need to be careful with them though. (Hence I never mentioned it) Google are really picky. Flashing type gifs are seldom approved.
@manbiteslion - I highly doubt Google will allow us to use your animated gif of the prince of Nigeria. Sorry, but they really can be picky when allowing or disallowing adverts. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:13 pm |
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Awwwwww, big shame - I tried to target it right at our peak demographic!
I can make a cleaner copy if needs be. I can also do the uncensored version for anyone with a strong stomach... :-$
As for anigif, well if they won't accept them, that's a big shame, but understandable...but if you want to cheat it, you can rename a .gif as .jpg and the browsers all still seem to respect it - I've seen it used to create an "animated jpeg" by some muppet or other! |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:11 am |
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FIGHT INTERNET SCAMS
YOU KNOWS IT MAKES SENSE
419eater.com
Could not get a banner to work for me.
My idea would have had the above caption, centralised on a scroll shape banner, longways. |
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