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sunshine
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:08 am |
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Lads... able to warp spacetime to move Brighton up the A23 all the way to central London.
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NOTICE FOR URGENT JOB VACANCY!!!!
THE MANAGEMENT OF GRAND HOTEL BRIGHTON UK
ARE URGENTLY RECRUITING NEW WORKERS IN THE NEW OPEN
FIVE STAR INTERNATIONAL HOTEL AT KING'S ROAD EAST SUSSEX LONDON.
ACTUALLY I'M SIR EDMOND PHIL {ADMINISTRATION MANAGER}
DE VERE GRAND HOTEL BRIGHTON UK.
WE ARE URGENTLY EMPLOYING NEW WORKERS WHO WILL
FUNCTION IN OUR NEW BRANCH HERE IN CENTRAL LONDON.
WHICH WILL BE COMMISSION FOR FULL OPERATION BY THIS
MONTH.
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Must have come as a shock to the good citizens of Billingshurst and Crawley to see the Grand Hotel travelling northwards past their towns one morning |
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irishemigrant
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:35 am |
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OUR NEW BRANCH HERE IN CENTRAL LONDON. |
There see, it's the new building by the banks of the Thames overlooking the Firth of Forth.
With the ships docking at South Hampton just off to the left. |
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Vampiremerchant
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Joined: 01 Nov 2009
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Location: Scotland
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:16 am |
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The one good thing, is that at least anyone with a bit of commonsense is likeley to think W T F ................... |
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windypops
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:25 am |
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Cor blimey! Confusing Brighton with the King's Road. How did he manage that I wonder? |
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Asena
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Joined: 26 Jan 2010
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:56 am |
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Fab! The hotel will have great views of Snowdon ... |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:43 pm |
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Well I applied for the position of Ostler and they have accepted me... now all I need to do is find out where they actually are.
Maybe it moves around? Go to bed in Brighton, wake up in London! |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Dr Mike
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:29 pm |
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Thats what happens when lads try to use google maps in a creative way and doesn't quite make it all the way.
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Scentless Apprentice
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Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:38 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
Cor blimey! Confusing Brighton with the King's Road. How did he manage that I wonder? |
This lad is not as confused as you may think as the Grand Hotel, Brighton
is located at 97-99 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 2FW.
Brighton is also known as London-by-the-sea, althougth he is stretching
it a touch by referring to Brighton as Central London.
http://www.britannia.com/travel/brighton_guide.html |
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windypops
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:59 am |
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I was being ironic. Brighton...King's Road. Easily confused. |
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Mortal
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Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:10 am |
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I see no reason to not trust them. |
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