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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:08 am

Lads... able to warp spacetime to move Brighton up the A23 all the way to central London.

Quote:

NOTICE FOR URGENT JOB VACANCY!!!!
THE MANAGEMENT OF GRAND HOTEL BRIGHTON UK
ARE URGENTLY RECRUITING NEW WORKERS IN THE NEW OPEN
FIVE STAR INTERNATIONAL HOTEL AT KING'S ROAD EAST SUSSEX LONDON.

ACTUALLY I'M SIR EDMOND PHIL {ADMINISTRATION MANAGER}
DE VERE GRAND HOTEL BRIGHTON UK.

WE ARE URGENTLY EMPLOYING NEW WORKERS WHO WILL
FUNCTION IN OUR NEW BRANCH HERE IN CENTRAL LONDON.
WHICH WILL BE COMMISSION FOR FULL OPERATION BY THIS
MONTH.

Must have come as a shock to the good citizens of Billingshurst and Crawley to see the Grand Hotel travelling northwards past their towns one morning Smile

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:35 am

Quote:

OUR NEW BRANCH HERE IN CENTRAL LONDON.

There see, it's the new building by the banks of the Thames overlooking the Firth of Forth.

With the ships docking at South Hampton just off to the left.

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:16 am

The one good thing, is that at least anyone with a bit of commonsense is likeley to think W T F ................... Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:25 am

Cor blimey! Confusing Brighton with the King's Road. Rolling Eyes

How did he manage that I wonder? Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:56 am

Fab! The hotel will have great views of Snowdon ... Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:43 pm

Well I applied for the position of Ostler and they have accepted me... now all I need to do is find out where they actually are.

Maybe it moves around? Go to bed in Brighton, wake up in London!

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:29 pm

Thats what happens when lads try to use google maps in a creative way and doesn't quite make it all the way.

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:38 pm

windypops wrote:

Cor blimey! Confusing Brighton with the King's Road. Rolling Eyes

How did he manage that I wonder? Laughing

This lad is not as confused as you may think as the Grand Hotel, Brighton
is located at 97-99 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 2FW.

Brighton is also known as London-by-the-sea, althougth he is stretching
it a touch by referring to Brighton as Central London.
http://www.britannia.com/travel/brighton_guide.html

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 7:59 am

I was being ironic. Brighton...King's Road. Easily confused. Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:10 am

I see no reason to not trust them.