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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:47 pm

Since early September I've been baiting a soldier-in-Iraq-with-millions lad. Of course, one of the first things he wanted was a copy of my ID. I have sent this guy a handful of renamed dll files and a bunch of messed up passport scans. My aim was just to irritate him figuring he would drop me or give up on the ID request. He refuses to do either. Yesterday, he sent me this:

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How are you today?I got your mail and it is very unfortunate that you are now telling me that your computer has no problem when if you send something i will not get it.It sounds very incredible and funny and at the time this business is at the final stage.You remember all i spent to register the consignment which i sent to you for your records.I understand that you do not have this business in mind and it is very unfair.Kindly come out with a solution before it is too late.

Trying to be helpful, I sent him this:

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What exactly do you expect me to do? I can scan my ID and send it to you until the cows come home but if you can't open it then its all a waste of time. You are just going to have to get with whoever it is that is requiring this stuff and find a way around it. How about this? Find someone's ID online and photoshop it to make it look like my ID.

Nope. The lad is gonna get that ID come hell or high water but he ain't happy about it:

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i am very surprise about your advice in this business.Now you are telling me that you do not have this deal in your mind.How do you think that such a thing will be possible?So you want to fool me all this time.You are deliberately doing your mind upon all i have spent in this business.You know that time is no longer on our side and you are telling me to use another person photograph on your behalf.I am very disappointed in you.

ou should have told me that you will not help me than to pull my legs.It is very incredible and unfair. (He always gripes about how "unfair" this is Very Happy

) You will not understand the injury that i sustained with this your attitude.

We have been going round and round on this ID carousel for over a month now. For cryin' out loud, dude... get over it! Apparently, this lad is so stupid he can't move on to the next step in his script until he gets an ID.

Let's see just how big a fool this lad is. I offer him an alternative:

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It was just an idea. If that isn't going to work, then I don't know what to do. Would it help for me to actually go there in person and show the proper people my ID? Would that help?

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:57 pm

I like that line. When all else fails, offer to appear in person. Best case scenario, you arrange for them to pick you up at the airport, the airport a loooong way away.

-The Ear

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:09 pm

That would be nice but I doubt if that will happen. The punk has painted himself into a bit of corner. He is almost certainly somewhere in West Africa but he claims to be Iraq. Of course, if he has any brains he will turn me over to his banker or barrister but the lad hasn't demonstrated that he has very many functioning brain cells. Razz

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:13 pm

I've had a few like your guy (probably sameone) where he would NOT budge without a picture ID. I did everything around it, but really wants the ID. I eventually sent him some gay porn pics and dropped him cause I had better things to do!!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:28 pm

This is definitely a low-energy bait on my part. I'm going to see how long he wants to play this game. If he doesn't like the idea of me going to meet him, then I will offer to pay his way to come here to pick it up himself. Maybe then he will realize the point of all this nonsense is to get paid! If I can get him that far, he seems like a good candidate for Security Shield or the MTCN Vault. Razz

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:05 pm

Try the Telly Savalas format on him Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:38 pm

I love it when they butcher Western sayings.

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will not help me than to pull my legs