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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:56 pm |
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Today I was in the local supermarket - In front of me were two seven to eight year old boys, shopping toilet paper.
I overheard this:
Boy one: "Please be quick, we're in a hurry!"
Cash register girl : "Why?"
Boy one: "Our elder sister is sitting on the toilet!"
Boy two: "And we're out of toilet paper!"
The cash register girl was almost ROFL'ing - And so was I
Sometimes RL exceeds our twisted minds
I didn't even get to say: "Take your time, she'll be there, when you get there!" |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:05 pm |
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The young lady stuck in the loo has quality sibllings. They could have taken the money and bought candy and skipped out on her. Should have rewarded their loyalty! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Elizabeth1601
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Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 226
Location: On the prowl
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Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:06 pm |
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Can the mods make an emoticon with "crying w/laughter" ? LOL |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:44 pm |
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^^^
Crying with laughter emoticon: http://www.sherv.net/laughing-emoticon-152.html
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_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Weston
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2010
Posts: 89
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Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:35 pm |
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I would have told her I only buy toilet paper for people in my church, but if she wants to join... |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:37 pm |
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^^^
This was RL - The funny thing being that the girl looks like someone from Ladland, but grown up here.
The next time, I'll check if she's there. If so, I'll just grab some toilet paper and tap dance at the cash register, while saying: "This is really urgent!" - I'm pretty sure, that'll make her ROFL - literally!
Am I a sick bastard or just weird?? |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:21 am |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:13 am |
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Chuda, the killer cat wrote: |
Am I a sick bastard or just weird?? |
Really you are asking this???
Can we vote? |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:26 am |
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Is there an option for weird sick bastard? |
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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:40 am |
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Chuda: I work in a grocery store....in America. This sort of tyre lort happens all the time. |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:22 pm |
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^^^
I'm pretty sure this was a first timer for this cash register girl.
She has got a great sense of humour - I've seen her there before
She obviously has roots in Africa - But no ladette there - That's for sure |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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