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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:09 pm

Roycropper wrote:

It's suprising what people can post after a few drinks

Good thing I don't drink anymore or I probably would've been banned a long time ago...

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:26 pm

I tried to get SOOI banned for the lewd pm's he continually sends me, it turns out that is actually how you become a mod. After he became a mod, he then started sending me lewd videos and look now he is an admin, go figure.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:43 pm

Goin'to Dunkin'? How about some cawfee! Better yet head north and hop over for some Timmy's, eh?

Slightly, I think the words you were looking for was "Bloody cockwallets, all of you."

I understand how much more diplomatic you must be, now, these days.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:47 pm

Yes and posting/baiting on RX strength pain pills is a no go. You either look sloppy or you really look sloppy.

And remember it is a private site where the masters/mistresses of the house have rules and one must follow them. Kind of like the rules your landlord or your parents may have you follow.

Now back to lad lashing!

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:04 pm

No, no nobody's being accusatory. We just need you to do a few things for us before you are released.

Come over to the fog line for me would you? Raise your arms to shoulder level, raise one foot off the ground and tilt your head back slightly. Ok, good job! Thanks! How about saying the alphabet for me? Great!

Now if you could just take a moment for me, thank you. I want you to look at the end of my pen and follow it with your eyes. Okay! Wonderful!

Have a great day and Post safely, sir!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Cap419kicker wrote:

Kind of like the rules your landlord or your parents may have you follow.

Just ask SOOI, He's been living in his parents basement since 1983.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:25 pm

Could be hidden in the attic like they do out eat with the "strange ones" of the family. Shocked

Like Bart.

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

You are all on my to ban list

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:20 pm

No vuvuzuela button for you then.

Klaasvaaks custom tag is an example of what happens when you post very drunk.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:22 pm

I am always amazed that we can take any subject line and turn it in a PWT Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:23 pm

Me?? Bart?? Strange??

IN THE ATTIC?? beating

I'm not doing anything up there, leave me alone!!

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:25 pm

@TheGreatOok - Same here. I tried to ban him and landed up hitting the wrong button. Now look at what I've done.

He once told me that before he joined Eater, the highlight of his life was to go onto e-bay, cosy on up to a high price auctions that were about to end. There he would sit all night watching them come to an end. (The excitement must have been overwhelming)

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Roycropper wrote:

It's suprising what people can post after a few drinks

Wait a minute, was I being accused of PWI? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:39 pm

^^ No. A cockwallet.

I believe that's the first time I've used that word since I became admin.
It's still highly satisfying to type. Especially when aimed at you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Very well then...

I'll just lock this on the way out.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:46 pm

@ snowy_owl.

PastorFrank is an example of how tolerant the moderators on this site are - almost 5000 posts (all of which were either crap, boring or crimes against humanity) and he is still allowed to be a member here.

But then every village has to have an idiot I guess.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:47 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

Just ask SOOI, He's been living in his parents basement since 1983.

Are you saying he's actually been on the loose until 1983?? Shocked

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:48 pm

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

But then every village has to have an idiot I guess.

True. Sadly our idiot is also our newest admin.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:53 pm

The "Lavender Lad" speaks.

At least admin is a cool red. Not one of the most unhetero shades of purple on the planet. I'd be too ashamed to even log in here if that colour made up my name. And don't make excuses - you're the webmaster: you could give yourself something more hetero if you wanted but no... you like it.
Pastor Frank wears underpants that are that colour.

And no PF. No more photos. My PM box is full of them.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:58 pm

I'm sure that you'd know all about the underpants that he wears... pervert. Maybe I should make your color brown, you know... the same color as shit.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:04 pm

@ YW. Goddamn it. With admin comes great responsibility (and I don't mean just telling you what a knob you are).

I can't make the reply containing the words "Tongue+just+your+like" that I wish to without demeaning my lofty position.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:11 pm

I am sure that we can all figure out the "position" that you are most often in while your cellmates have their way with you. Don't worry about demeaning your position. You can't get much worse.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

"Tongue+just+your+like"

Google image result. I didn't post the one I wanted to, this is a family site.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:12 pm

I could. I could be webmaster.
More unhetero than a nut cutlet at a cannibal's barbeque.