"you are an evil doer"

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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:22 pm

So saith General Nana from Ghana, after things got seriously off script...

It all happened because Cammy told him to cease and desist from using "God bless" because it was an insult to her religion. So he asked what her religion was, and she told him:

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I am Asatruar, not that it should make a difference.

He asked to know more, so Cammy obliged:

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The Asatruar worship the Lords of Asgard - the Gods of our Aryan ancestors; Odin Alfodur, Tyr, Freyja and Skadhi especially... Our faith suffered over the centuries from the Christians but our time is coming to be a power again.

He didn't like that!

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Please I have not head of this before and I don’t think that what you are saying is true, because there is know power like the power of God Almighty the creator of this World, so please if you know you are not saving this God who created the heavens and the hearth then you are making a big mistake on your part and you should try and give your life to God the creator hearth.

Cammy shot back:

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What you call 'God' is the tribal deity of the Jews who was usurped by the Romans and became a force for tyranny.
Jahweh cares only for the Jews - and when you die you will go nowhere, not even to Hel; your soul will fade into oblivion, lost in the empty waste between the Afterworlds.
I will go to Sessrumnir, Freyja's domain of love and contentment; my brother will go to Valhalla. My mother, I hope, is already in Sessrumnir; my father can suffer in Hel's frozen embrace.

After a few days I gave him a prod, and got this:

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Please I don’t want to deal with people like you again because you are not a Christian, and you don’t know God, people like you are so evil from the way you talk, so please do not contact me again bye

Cammy couldn't let that go:

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You sad, pathetic little failure. May you fade into the darkness of the Netherworld and never reach the Light."

That spooked him:

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Please may the good Lord send back this payer to you in any were that you are because you are an evil doer.

Let's see how he takes this:

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Jahweh is nothing compared to the Aesir.
In Odin's name I curse you with stupidity.
In Freyja's name I curse you with poverty and impotence.
In Skadhi's name I curse you with weakness.
In Tyr's name I curse you with cowardice.
And may your soul fade into oblivion in the Mists of Eternity.

As it turns out, General Nana from Ghana reacted most gratifyingly:

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Please i know that you are an Evil person right from the very first day you refuse to accept Jesus Christ into your life as your personal savor,
any way you have know power to Curse your stupid head, because what is in me is bigger than what is in the whole world, and this is the word of the most high God who lives forever and who is also your Creator, and also the living BIBLE confirm is power in our presence, so in this case all this curse which you have place before your self will only work for you but not me, so in the name of God Almighty i return back all this curses back to you and your entered Family, may the fire of the most high God Born you any way you are in Jesus Name i Pray Amen:

He then repeated Cammy's curse verbatim.

Cammy was suitably scornful:

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Now you are doubly cursed - by the Aesir for your puny attempt to avert your Wyrd, and by Jahweh for invoking the Aesir against me.
No-one is more doomed that you. I would feel sorry for you if you were not so pathetically proud of your place among the sheeple.

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:00 pm

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Please i know that you are an Evil person right from the very first day

Well we all knew that anyway..... Wink

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among the sheeple.

Is that a new species Question

........... Laughing

Well done a superb bit of lad annoyance.... Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:18 pm

put in a good word with your Gods/Godesses for me please Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:56 pm

^^ditto for me I don't want to spend eternity with your father.
I love to hear about bible thumping lads. All I want to do is email them the eighth commandment over and over again.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:13 am

Nice one Yastreb. You really got him rattled there Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:20 am

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God the creator hearth

Yes, let us all worship the 'creator hearth'!!! The creator hearth is warming my tea as we speak! Thank you Mr. Creator Hearth.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:10 pm

You never know .. he might trip over a pile of scripture and end up with a 'Thor' head ... sorry just came over from the fruit pun post .. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:28 pm

^^God job

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:11 pm

He's going to need an Exorcist now.

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:27 pm

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among the sheeple.

Well, it's the infamous Sheep People (aka Sheeple) known from various Norse legends!