My my, this IS convincing!

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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:05 am

Hi Guys,

I just got this one through on one of my none-baiting accounts. Its pure, hilarious gold. My commentary is in red

Enjoy!

Quote:

Dear Beneficiary,

I hope that this correspondence is received with the urgency and expediency required. It has come to the notice of the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK,NEW YORK of some fraudulent act on some of our citizens and non-citizens of the United States and non-United States Citizens ( at this point I have to question what the difference between "non-citizens of the United States" and "non-United States Citizens" is Wink

), because of this act we decided to report the case to the FBI and IMF.Due to our reports to this top organisation,there was an intervention and our financial consultants(RICHARD GLISTER & ASSOCIATES)was send(t) to intervene concerning your funds and funds belonging to some other people who as gone through the same scam/hoax you have gone through. OUR FINDINGS (drum roll please): We found out that the former GOVERNOR of CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA/OFFICIALS/SCAM BANK (I knew it, I knew they were the same thing! ) in Nigeria was behind all this scams collecting money from beneficiary of Inheritance/Contract just to frustrate them on loosing hope to get their Funds. After the intervention of our consultants, the GOVERNOR of the Central Bank of Nigeria was impeached from office for his fraudulent act and will face the wrath (of Khan) in court very soon. Successfully, we now found out in their files that 16 Americans and 28 Non-Americans were victims of this scams, As a matter of fact we ordered the CBN Nigeria to calculate all funds in their possession belonging to Inheritance/contract/lottery payment (Delete where applicable) and send it to a suspense account of the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK,NEW YORK and that (h)as been done since 3 weeks ago. Although our financial consultants are still there to secure the TELEX CONFIRMATION CODE on your behalf to enable this office release your fund to any account you wish anywhere in the world. IMPORTANT NOTICE(another drum-roll please): If you are in contact with anyone who claims he his an official of Central bank of Nigeria, attorney or anyone who claims he has your funds in their possession, please beware of them all because its a big scam(wait...you mean I don't have billions of $ waiting for me in a lock box? Sad

). Your fund as been moved out of Nigeria to a suspense account at the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK and will be released to you in due course as soon as our financial consultants headed by DR.RICHARD GLISTER (you know he's important as he's in capitals Wink

) finish up with their meeting with the President of the FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. All will be concluded in their meeting today.Also Note: If anyone tells you that your fund is in London, Spain or anywhere in the world count it as a big lie and a big scam (but...but, my new adopted children who have access to a web cafe in a refugee camp Sad

). You are to contact DR RICHARD GLISTER on this email address: [email protected] You are to give him your Contact Address and phone number so that he could contact you as soon as he could secure the TELEX CONFIRMATION CODE that will enable us the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK,NEW YORK Transfer your fund to you. send your response to: [email protected] Yours Sincerely,Mrs. Rose HillsSecretary to DirectorFederal Reserve Bank, New York.USA

I just thought this was a great example of a see through, grammatically awful, frankly hilarious scam. Hope you enjoyed the commentary.

Also, apologies to anyone who might want to bait this lad, and found that i 'x'd' out his email; this is because he is being bated by myself and Ivor Grimey Colon, and don't want to get him smelling a rat Wink

Happy Baiting!

- Loki

Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:45 am

Ahh, recovery scams. Always a fun opportunity for paranoia.

Loki wrote:

you know he's important as he's in capitals

Not really. Everyone should know the names of important people ArE wRiTtEn LiKe ThIs Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:46 am

I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT!

Razz

Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:00 am

Loki wrote:

As a matter of fact we ordered the CBN Nigeria to...

I do hope they also ordered them to put a loaf of bread on their head and kiss a fish while being photographed holding a sign declaring how much they love Eater. Very Happy

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