Hitlad question (legality)

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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:28 pm

If you have been following Andrew and The Traveling Computers, then you'll know that the mafia is now in on the deal. Part of it is that a hitman has been hired to find Andrew. I sent him a hitlad script, and then began to wonder: Is that crossing any legal lines I should be aware of?

Andrew is crapping his pants right now.

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:36 am

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Is that crossing any legal lines I should be aware of?

You are writing an entirely fictitous story, with no resembance to truth, facts or the Universe.

If the lad is silly enough to believe any of it, not your worry.

So long as there are no goats injured.

Oh, the hitman you stole the script from may be upset, but then you'll get even better scripts to send Andrew

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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So long as there are no goats injured.

That sums it up.

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:49 am

As a learner here, o Great Master Baiter Smile

, I noticed that you were careful not to ask the lad money. I suppose that as long as you keep avoiding that, nobody could ever accuse you of blackmailing him.

You just said that someone (yourself) paid you to kill him (I've killed so many trolls in Usenet, one more, one less...) and you are wondering how much his life is worth. That's it.

Since Iceman does not seem a man of too many words, he won't repeat his offer, so I bet you are on the safe side.

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:38 am

NO WORRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . UR LAD BI VERY AFRAID IS GOOD THING .

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:34 am

I think this would crossing a line here in little DK - A hitlad mail is actually a death thread. That would be illegal here, and could be a problem if your lad turns out be based here.

But then again - I don't think a lad would go to police if he knows that the hitlad is related to his own scam.

I also have a feeling that law enforcement people here would have a laugh over it once you explain the whole thing.

So illegal - Yes Exclamation

But I doubt that you would ever get your behind kicked for it Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 329

^^ I've threatened lads with death before, and they are quite common in the scripts we mail out in our insult baits.

Not once has any lad ever taken it up with the police. Cool

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:52 am

Chuda, the killer cat wrote:

I think this would crossing a line here in little DK - A hitlad mail is actually a death thread. That would be illegal here, and could be a problem if your lad turns out be based here.

Another reason why I never use Danish characters. Wink

One thing is risking a lad knocking at your door - another is risking the police doing the same. Wink

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:01 am

There is actually a good alternative with Nigerians:
I cursed one with genital Ebola and Brazilian meningitis.

I'm pretty sure that he was honest when he told me that he had been in the church to pray.

I've got a feeling that this lad has examined his "equipment" more than once after that Laughing

He didn't bite on my offer to exorcise him - I had a plan that treatment includes covering his genitals with a mixture of Dijon mustard and strong chilli.

Needless to say: Such a ritual must of course be documented with photos and possibly video Evil or Very Mad

So you don't really need a hitlad to scare a lad sh*tless Wink

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:36 am

@ TheDane, I just got back from two weeks on Fyn staying with my sister. The øl og pølser were just as tasty as last time! Wink

I offten wonder what kind of defence a lad could ever make if they managed to get anyone into court for our antics? Laughing

Well m'lud. Speaking as one high ranking legal professional to another, it all happened like this see.... Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:44 pm

^^^ Didn't you get any wienerbrød??

This is exactly my point - The lads will not report a hitlad. I was merely stating the fact that a hitlad mail crosses the legal border, that was the initial question here.

BTW: The last time I checked scramtracker there was seemingly two scammers in Scandinavia - Copenhagen and Stockholm, but they might be proxy servers.

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:59 pm

Chuda, the killer cat wrote:

I cursed one with genital Ebola
I've got a feeling that this lad has examined his "equipment" more than once after that Laughing

You practically had him master baiting himself. Embarassed

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:25 pm

Chuda, the killer cat wrote:

Didn't you get any wienerbrød??

And Remoulade. Razz

I'm not the biggest fan of that stuff, but when in Denmark... Wink

The irony of the OPs question is, there is more chance of one of their victims getting into trouble for cashing fake cheques, or getting into debt, than the lad has of being nabbed, safe in the cyber cafe.

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:41 pm

@windypops
I know this is off the subject here - I just keep wondering, so please tell that you aren't talking about: "Wienerbrød with remoulade" - That wouldn't be one of my favourites either.

Forgive my asking - I'm just wondering if some crazy some Dane lured you into trying that combination Shocked

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:05 am

Chuda, the killer cat wrote:

"Wienerbrød with remoulade"

I have Wienerbrød with Cocio of course. Very Happy

My favourite is the one shaped like a big horseshoe with apple sauce and icing. I can never remember the name of that one, I just point when I'm in the bakers' shop.

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some crazy Dane

There's more than one you know. Laughing

P.S. In my sister's house, remoulade is known as yellow sh1t. Wink

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:00 am

Where does one subject stop and the other start?
I refer to northern European food preferences and death threats, of course. Wink

windypops wrote:

The irony of the OPs question is, there is more chance of one of their victims getting into trouble for cashing fake cheques, or getting into debt, than the lad has of being nabbed, safe in the cyber cafe.

Quite.

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