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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:38 am |
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After I was modded I became a serial goater. Yes, it's me that puts the  in everyone's siggy. I will never reveal the reason why I put the goat in sig lines, but I can assure you it is not random! 
Because I enjoy watching folks scratch their heads in bewilderment, I also decided to goat every mod/admin/associate by having custom goat quilts made for each, and proceeded to bait mrs_cuervo into performing said task. mrs_cuervo is not an ITP! She's fully aware of my antics and also has access to (and control over) the cuervo checkbook!
Some of the mods/admins/associates decided to donate their quilts to Eater, for auction, to raise money for running the site, so a very special thanks to them is in order for making this auction possible. 100% of the proceeds will go to www.419eater.com and www.scamwarners.com
All quilts are custom design, colors and quilting. No two are alike. There are only 20 in existence and 11 are up for auction. They are machine pieced and machine quilted, with hand-sewn binding.
Dimensions approximately 48" x 48" or 122cm x 122cm.
All quilts are listed by number (1 thru 11) and will be sold by silent auction.
***THE AUCTION ENDS TODAY 11:59pm GMT***
(Sunday, 3 October)
All secret bids must be sent to me, jose_cuervo, by PM
I will try to update the thread every day by placing the baiter-name of the current leading high-bidder adjacent to the corresponding quilt, but I will not post the amount of the high bid (it's a silent auction). I will inform baiters who's bids do not exceed the high bid on a particular quilt.
***Opening bid is $25.00 USD, with a $5.00 USD minimum bid to raise.***
Shipping will be $10.00 USD in addition to the amount of the winning bid.
If there are any tie bids at the end of the auction, the first person to place the bid, will win the bid.
This will be determined by ascending order of PMs in my inbox.
A  will be given to each winning bidder. There are 11 quilts and there are 11 golden goats total. There is no limit on the amount of quilts that a single baiter can purchase, therefore there is no limit on the amount of golden goats a single baiter can have in his/her sig (well actually there is, since there are only 11 of each)
Winners will be notified by PM just after the closing of the auction and payment modalities will be arranged at that time. PayPal is the method of choice (like the premium memberships) however if another method of payment is desired, please contact me immediately so I can confirm with Rover. All payments must go directly to www.419eater.com
Bid high, bid often, and more importantly bid against each other. Chopping another baiter's goat is not only allowed, it is encouraged. 
Goat luck! 
1(click to enlarge)
 High Bidder = Chuda, the killer cat
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 High Bidder = bravo95
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 High Bidder = Bankster
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 High Bidder = Merry Widow
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 High Bidder = Snowy_owl
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 High Bidder = irishemigrant
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 High Bidder = Fartina o'douriss
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 High Bidder = psychicbait
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 High Bidder = Dutch
10(click to enlarge)
 High Bidder = Bluth Banana
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 High Bidder = Asena |
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:42 am |
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i don land here guy keep off goat#1 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:29 am |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:05 am |
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Nice idea and real art-work 
I could give goat Nr- 11 a new home |
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:38 am |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:26 am |
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| 4. High Bidder = wishes to remain anonymous |
In other words, judging by the colour, SOOI.
(ETA: Let's see if my bid for #3 is an offer he can't refuse.) |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:57 am |
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Number 2 can be given a nice home |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
    Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:38 am |
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What kind of fool would go for something like this, I mean, T shirts yes, coasters if we did them, but goat throws?
You wouldn't catch me going for one.
Except number 9, who has cute eyes.
And would probably fit in me wellies.
Oh, go on then. |
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Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:31 am |
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All goats currently have a bidder!
Now the goat-chopping can begin! |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:36 am |
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^^ Damn, I thought this was a 100% risk free opportunity |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:37 am |
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Sweet mother of Moses, they're ugly!!! |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:58 am |
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Do you accept WU transfers?? |
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Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy 
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome 
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:10 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:47 pm |
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It's a little piece of Eater history, TheDane!! Bid already! |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:08 pm |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:15 pm |
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Someone chopped my bid...
@TheDane You need to bid to apologize to Mrs. Cuervo or she won't be a friend to you any more.
Just point of clarification, the Goats are wearing swimming attire, correct??  |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:42 pm |
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/\/\/\ Lingerie.  |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:11 pm |
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Dutch must be loaded with money. 3 bids at the moment. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:13 pm |
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Dutch he be don chop evrione dolla.  |
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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:29 pm |
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Brodda, me dey chop no dolla. Da Cuervo woman need naira for da work. 419eater jokah call them art bait. U try tis format. Jose mugu is good job. One love. |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:44 pm |
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| Brodda, me dey chop no dolla. Da Cuervo <strike>wo</strike>man need naira for da work. 419eater jokah call them art bait. U try tis format. Jose mugu is good job. One love. |
Error correct, mugu. U dey na gender changer ooooooooooooo. |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:54 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:50 pm |
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Thanks, everyone for bidding! Please bear with me during the day, as I am having to update the thread from my phone. It works (somewhat), but the keys are microscopic and the speed is similar to dial-up.
The post is now up to date! |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:42 am |
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My bid didn't make it 
These goats are popular.
Looks like I need to sell some crap on Ebay to raise some funds. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:04 am |
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Or rob Dutch. Then you'd be able to afford 4 at once. But then again what would one do with 4 goats??? |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
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