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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Sep 2010 Posts: 1

"William Smith" decided Id be a good person to engage in international financial transactions with. And He's right! I was more than willing to help.

Imtrpnoutonshrms: <-- Me.
"William Smith": <-- Nigerian scammer. Real name most likely Atoomba Matoombamoomba

william smith: hey my niga whats up

william smith: long time

william smith: how is state

imtrpnoutonshrms: who the fuck are you

william smith: so you forgot easily

imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah so who are you

william smith: the guy that discussed some deal with you sometime ago

imtrpnoutonshrms: oh yeah what deal

william smith: about USD5M

william smith: you remember

imtrpnoutonshrms: nope

imtrpnoutonshrms: dont remember

imtrpnoutonshrms: sorry

william smith: ok the deal is still hanging

imtrpnoutonshrms: oh ok so what do i do

william smith: i can give you some information so that you contact the bank and put your claim to the fund

imtrpnoutonshrms: cant you just mail the money to me

william smith: no that is not going to be posible because the fund in question is with the bank

imtrpnoutonshrms: so take it out of the bank and send it to me ok thanks

imtrpnoutonshrms: US postal service

william smith: you can open a fresh account for the transaction if you dont want to use your personal account

imtrpnoutonshrms: if you take it out of the bank and send it to me i will put it in my account

william smith: i cant claim the money myself that saw why i needed an outsider

imtrpnoutonshrms: why cant you claim it

william smith: why should i need your assistance if i can claim it it myself

imtrpnoutonshrms: so what do i have to do

william smith: because am an insider it will raise eye brow

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok so what do i do

william smith: i will forward you the necessary needed information to enable you contact the bank

imtrpnoutonshrms: how much money is it

william smith: i told you is USD5MILLION

imtrpnoutonshrms: thats it?

william smith: yeah

imtrpnoutonshrms: thats not very much

william smith: this is a clean deal no risk involve

imtrpnoutonshrms: how much will it cost me to get the money

william smith: that is what i can say exactly but i know it wont cost much if all it going to cost anything

william smith: i will do all the paper work so dont worry about that

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok do when do you mail me the money

william smith: i dont get you

imtrpnoutonshrms: i thought you said you were mailing me money

william smith: no that is not what i said

william smith: i said is going to be bank to bank transfer

imtrpnoutonshrms: i dont have a bank account

william smith: then open one or your ask from your trusted friend to help you with very good account

imtrpnoutonshrms: i have no friends

william smith: ok open one yourself

imtrpnoutonshrms: i cant i have bad credit

imtrpnoutonshrms: how about you open a bank account and transfer the money to that and then send it to me

william smith: my man i see you are not really serious for the deal

william smith: it required oversea account

imtrpnoutonshrms: i am serious

william smith: i dont need you if i can handle it myself dont you think so

imtrpnoutonshrms: no you need me

imtrpnoutonshrms: send me money

imtrpnoutonshrms: i need money

william smith: that is what i cannot do because i have much to do here with money to see the fund get to you without any hitch

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok well then hurry up and get it to me

william smith: take care of your side whlie i take care this side

william smith: open the account and forward the information to me

imtrpnoutonshrms: i cant open an account

william smith: so no deal

imtrpnoutonshrms: if i had $1000 i could open an account. please send me $1000

william smith: you are not sounding serious am afraid i dont think you have what it take to handle this deal

imtrpnoutonshrms: what country are you in

william smith: Abidjan

imtrpnoutonshrms: where the hell is that, africa?

william smith: west africa

imtrpnoutonshrms: why dont you overthrow your government and put in a good government

william smith: the county of michael jackson linage

imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah why dont you do a government overthrow

william smith: that is not my problem as far as am concern the government are trying to some extend

imtrpnoutonshrms: so when do i get this money

william smith: you know one thing in life you cant pleas everybody thesame time

william smith: when your are really serious for the business

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok now im serious

william smith: then let get started

william smith: furnish me with the needed information i mean the bank account

william smith: you can call me if you want

imtrpnoutonshrms: who are you?

william smith: how do you mean

imtrpnoutonshrms: who are you

william smith: am william smith and you

imtrpnoutonshrms: i am bubba sparx

william smith: what does that mean a name or what?

imtrpnoutonshrms: is name

william smith: ok you are black too

imtrpnoutonshrms: yea im a *DELETED*

william smith: because that nama sound african

william smith: ooooh good to have you broda

imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah word

imtrpnoutonshrms: i used to be a slave

william smith: not anymore blacks have taking over the entire world

imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah true but both my parents are white

william smith: you are know a king no more a slave

imtrpnoutonshrms: my father is black

william smith: you mean you are adopted to white parents

imtrpnoutonshrms: no they are my real parents

william smith: ok they have white mentality is that what mean

imtrpnoutonshrms: well my mom is hispanic

imtrpnoutonshrms: and my dad is white so combine those and you get black

william smith: i see

imtrpnoutonshrms: so anyway lets get back to the military coup we were planning in your country

william smith: are you married

imtrpnoutonshrms: yes, to my right hand

william smith: and how old are you

imtrpnoutonshrms: 13

william smith: you are funny

imtrpnoutonshrms: sorry that was typing mistake i meant 31

william smith: i wonder

imtrpnoutonshrms: so do i

imtrpnoutonshrms: so lets do dis deal yo ooh wee big things

william smith: the ball is now in your court

william smith: you are the one holding

imtrpnoutonshrms: oh hell yeah you know what that means, seeing as how im black and all

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok i just opened a bank account

imtrpnoutonshrms: just now

imtrpnoutonshrms: like while we were talking

william smith: how is that posible no bank work this hour

imtrpnoutonshrms: here in america we got 26 hour a day banks

william smith: i dont know what you mean but you can send the account if you have it

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok ready for account number?

william smith: not just the account number alone

william smith: all the account information

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok i will start with account number

william smith: send it am waiting

imtrpnoutonshrms: hey your name is will smith? like the actor! so where jazzy jeff these days?

william smith: send to my inbox

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok heres the account number you ready?

imtrpnoutonshrms: i cant email it so i will tell you here

william smith: still thesame

imtrpnoutonshrms: yes ok so are you ready?

william smith: yeah

imtrpnoutonshrms: do you have pen and paper

william smith: yeah

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok here goes

imtrpnoutonshrms: let me know when your ready

william smith: you are delaying

imtrpnoutonshrms: oh im sorry ok,

imtrpnoutonshrms: here goes,

imtrpnoutonshrms: the first number is 5

imtrpnoutonshrms: you got it?

imtrpnoutonshrms: you ready for second number?

william smith: yeah

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 3

imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next?

william smith: yeah

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 1

william smith: but that is not the best way to send account detail

imtrpnoutonshrms: i have bad vision,

imtrpnoutonshrms: so it is hard for me to see all numbers at one

william smith: send it straight away

imtrpnoutonshrms: which is why i tell you one at a time ok

imtrpnoutonshrms: my vision not good

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok so ready for next number

william smith: listen i cant take such from you longer

imtrpnoutonshrms: do you want account number im telling you the number

william smith: give to your wife or anybody to do that for you

imtrpnoutonshrms: i have no wife

imtrpnoutonshrms: i live alone

imtrpnoutonshrms: listen it wont take long

imtrpnoutonshrms: if you just write down the damn numbers

william smith: 55531 is that corect

imtrpnoutonshrms: yes

imtrpnoutonshrms: but there is more

imtrpnoutonshrms: im not done yet

imtrpnoutonshrms: so you ready for next number

william smith: go ahead

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 4

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 8

william smith: 5553148

imtrpnoutonshrms: yes but theres more,

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 4

william smith: goon

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 9

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 2

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 7

imtrpnoutonshrms: sorry my vision is not good

william smith: 55531484927

imtrpnoutonshrms: so sorry

imtrpnoutonshrms: yes but theres some more

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 5

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 9

imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number?

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 0

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 1

imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number

william smith: 555314849275901

imtrpnoutonshrms: yeah i think thats right, ok ready for next number

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 6

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 7

imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is L

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 2

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 0

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 1

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok next number is 4

william smith: go on

imtrpnoutonshrms: next number is 9

imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number?

william smith: 55531484927590167L20149

imtrpnoutonshrms: no thats not right at all we have to start over

william smith: WHY

imtrpnoutonshrms: because i wasnt reading it right. my bad vision you know

imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for first number

william smith: I DONT THINK I HAVE SUCH TIME

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok ready for first number

william smith: YOU CAN GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO THAT FOR YOU I HAVE SOME OTHER THINGS TO DO

imtrpnoutonshrms: dont lie you got nothing else to do

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok ready for first number

imtrpnoutonshrms: 4

william smith: YEAH I MEAN IT

imtrpnoutonshrms: ok here second number

imtrpnoutonshrms: 3

imtrpnoutonshrms: thats it

imtrpnoutonshrms: the account number is 43

imtrpnoutonshrms: got it?

imtrpnoutonshrms: my love where did you go

william smith: YOU CAN NOW SEE WHY I STILL INSIST YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS AT ALL

william smith: YOU NOW GIVING A DEFFERENT NUMBER ENTIRELY 55531484927590167L20149

imtrpnoutonshrms: i know i told you i read it wrong earlier my eyesight is very bad

imtrpnoutonshrms: its 43

william smith: IF YOU CAN SEND IN NORMAL WAY THE FORGET IT

william smith: BYE

imtrpnoutonshrms: I JUST SENT IT TO YOU ITS 43 DUMBASS

imtrpnoutonshrms: how are you ever going to overthrow the military dictatorship of robert ugaboobamatoonga if you cant even write down a simple account number

BUZZ!!!

william smith: you are silly

robert is not my president so fuck off

imtrpnoutonshrms: i love you

william smith: thanks but i dont have time for nonsense

imtrpnoutonshrms: ready for next number?

william smith: here you come again

imtrpnoutonshrms: 4

william smith: comon *DELETED* grow up

imtrpnoutonshrms: why you callin me *DELETED* im white

william smith is typing a message.

william smith: you just told me you are black

imtrpnoutonshrms: im half white half black half hispanic
{He stopped responding. I wonder why. To be continued?}

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:24 am

Nice work, had me laughing!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:47 am

Love the DJ Jazzy Jeff reference. Seriously, though, where the hell is he?

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:17 am

not sure that i'm a fan of goading him so directly, but i thought the section on telling Mr.Smith the bank account number was genius. Very well played!

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:05 am

Yeah I liked how you gave him the bank account. I think you were too eager though and lost him. you could have led him on for a while and it would have been great. Also not a fan of baits where you feel the need to demean another race. Did not appreciate the racial slur you used. I think you should be a bit more subtle with the teasing him. Immediately when you started with the race, you had lost him. You were just too unbelievable

Best part of this was giving the account information.

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:03 pm

Quote:

Did not appreciate the racial slur you used. I think you should be a bit more subtle with the teasing him

true, but, in all fairness, "Mr.Smith" did start that didn't he? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick here?

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