Hilarious hitlad script. Anyone want to own up to this?

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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:38 pm

That Hitlad is weird - He was apologising to a scool girl while having this offer in his inbox:

Quote:

Hi Jeremie

I know that you directed this to Egon Olsen.

I have deleted the mail from his inbox, because Benny and I are tired of Egon because he always keep the millions to himself.

So we have an offer for you: Wack the bastard and we will pay you an extra $20,000 when the job is done.

You don't need that big set up, just pop him off and send us a photo of him afterwards.

Good luck
Keld Tyksak

No reply! And that's big money down there - I just don't get it Shocked

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:52 pm

Probably thinks he can't get 15k out of a school girl. I would bet he drops your Tyre character. I would re-bait from an old lady who thinks the mailman is plotting against her because her cats keep licking him when he delivers the mail.. Just a thought floating around in my head..

I had too much on my plate earlier but I'm going to give him a go now.
Razor sharp crocs wtf??

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:00 pm

^^ The lad did drop my Tyr3 - Go back a bit and read my posts.

And I do have two other baits going on the lad - Not old ladies though Confused

My Tyr3 will of course arrange a collection at her school to have the maths teacher wacked for good - she's a smart little girl Laughing

EDIT - Leeted my character

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:10 pm

how about a topless carwash those always work best

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:16 pm

^^ My car would fall apart if I washed it Shocked

What puzzles me with this lad is that he has a 20k bonus offer in his inbox, and still spends time apologising to a school girl - That's slightly weird to me Confused

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:07 pm

No telling these lads do wacky things. Its like my church lad the clown. I told him three times to send me the info for his money transffer and all he sends are the clown pics. He still hasnt told me how he wants his $20k. Its almost like he just wants to get baited not paid....

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:20 am

I offered the lad a $20,00 bonus after doing Egon Olsen, and then I get this:

Quote:

MR KELD

I APOLOGY FOR WAIT

I VERY INTERESTING IN DEAL

MY BOYZ ALREDY WATC MR EG0N
I CROC HIS ASS AND YOU PAY $20000

I NEED $10000 BEFOR AN $10000 AFTER

Of course a bonus is paid for a job well done, so there can be no talk about payout before the job is done - After all, the hit itself is already paid for Laughing

I gave him this reply:

Quote:

Hi Jeremie

First of all time is important here, so get this done quickly. Better today than tomorrow.

Just one thing: You have already been paid for the hit, you told that yourself, and what we offer is a bonus, when the job is done.

I also know that your client must be Hallandsen, but I do wonder why he didn't hire the Steak. The Steak has done all of Hallandsen's hits until now, there must be a problem between them.

So my guess is that you also have a contract on the Steak.

Benny and I have a proposal: Will you take a contract on Hallandsen after you have done Egon and the Steak?

Good hunting
Keld

Let's see how he handles that Smile

Tyr3 still wants her maths teacher gone. My shepherd also got a reply - This lad is really active Shocked

EDIT:
I think he stroke my shepherd from his Christmas card list:

Quote:

MY FAMILY MAKELE GNAPKA DON SEND MANY BOYZ HURT YOU AND SENT YOU HELL

YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS

WE SOON TELL YOU STRONG MAN

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:24 pm

This lad's level of English left in no doubt in my mind that he must be in western Africa.

Then I checked IP's:
98.138.83.125 United States (Sunnyvale)*
65.54.190.205 United States*
65.54.190.199 United States*
194.176.105.52 United Kingdom (London)*

Is it possible to live in London while being that deeducated Question

Could somebody doublecheck this?

I've got this feeling that I'm missing something here Confused

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:06 pm

Quote:

YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:10 pm

Quote:

194.176.105.52 resolves to
"inetgw-68-sec.nhs.uk"
Top Level Domain: "nhs.uk"

NHS is the National Health Service in the UK - they deal with all the publicly funded Hospitals and such.

Odd, I've just complained about someone sending 419s though a comprimised account, though I never got a reply.

Can you post/ PM the full headers please?

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:11 pm

@Amigwyn Yup - Can't wait to see what that is Laughing

@Evil_sheep
This is the header from the last one my sweet little Tyr3 L0rt got:

Quote:

From Jeremie Gnapka Wed Sep 15 15:56:26 2010
X-Apparently-To: [email protected] via 98.138.82.220; Wed, 15 Sep 2010 08:58:05 -0700
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Wed, 15 Sep 2010 08:56:27 -0700
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From: Jeremie Gnapka <[email protected]>
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Subject: RE: please do mr skidegodt
Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:56:26 +0000
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EDIT - Leeted my character

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Sep 2010 Posts: 6

Hi.

I owe you all an apology.

I am a friend of rocknrollnobody
I knew he did this scambaiting thing and so messed around with him by sending that email about the crocs, knowing he would respond.

I had no idea I was going to get flooded with emails from others, and I responded pretending to be this scammer guy, instead of just leaving it alone, or coming clean with him/you guys.

It's me that's been wasting your time. I'm so sorry.

I'll go crawl back under my rock now...

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:27 pm

No worries.
Was funny Very Happy

Now come join us and get scambaiting properly Wink

Lucky actually - the IP address comes from the NHS internet gateway, meaning that a physical computer in the NHS network sent out the message. I was going to let the IT department know... Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:40 pm

@sodje
You will wack that maths teacher - right Question

- Little Tyr3 trusts you you know

It must have taken a bit to pretend that level of deeducation Smile

Great joke! - Welcome on board

And I promise not to tell evil_sheep that you wacked some of my shepherd's sheep.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Sep 2010 Posts: 6

I don't know what the gateway stuff means, but I sent a couple from work in lunch, and then from my phone and at home.

Gaz was so excited to have a hitman hooked, I didn't want to ruin it before he went away.

Again, really sorry for stringing people along.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:53 pm

^^^ I think think you should make a compilation and publish it here - And maybe we should try to get a lad to actually use that script you invented Smile

The Olsen gang thing was mine too Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Sep 2010 Posts: 6

That was you? That maths teacher person was so persistant. And that security shield thing was so frustrating. I figured I'd be rumbled when I logged in there. No wonder the scammers get wound up.

I'm originally from Senegal, so I can pidgin pretty well.

I've texted Gaz to confess, so no doubt I'll get a torrent of abuse back!

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:56 pm

Well I personally give you credit for the bowel exploding pink crocs. That is now my favorite excuse to lads for not going to WU when I promised.

Don’t worry about it I think everyone had fun even though I couldn’t because you never responded to my email. Sad

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Sep 2010 Posts: 6

Sorry Bravo, I got flooded with them.

I closed the account when I knew you all had sussed me.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:03 pm

I even dropped one of your lines into my sig - I'll leave it there if you don't mind LOL_sign

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:05 pm

I like that line but dont you need to add (wanabee badger) after hitlad?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:13 pm

Good one, sodje. Laughing

You had quite a few baiters going here. I'm just glad it didn't turn out to be one of Master's de-education scripts, whew! Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:14 pm

^^^ Better this way??

That's not a wannabe badger - It was so excellent that he fooled all of us bow_down

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:30 pm

Yep love the hitbadger I am guessing that is a new breed.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:02 pm

Let's hope this breed doesn't go extinct too soon - we would miss a lot of laughs Wink

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