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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:02 am

Our boi who posted here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=190302 last week has turned into a full-blown Gomerphobe. He has been chopped five more times and is now sending this to his clients:

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Sir/Madam,

I am Special Agent Robert Allen Walter$ of Scotland Yard. I am presently on the trail of some suspected dangerous internet criminals with base in Cote D'Ivoire and the United Kingdom. These criminals call themselves 'the G0mer B0yze" and they are led by one that calls himself "0latunji G0mer" who claims to unsuspecting victims that he represents a late farmer's daughter with a huge amount of money that is seeking assistance from foreigners for these unexistent funds to be moved to a foreign country for investments. This is nothing but a ploy to siphon your hard-earned funds from you. Investigations being conducted by our team in conjunction with the Interpol in Cote D'Ivoire have revealed that these criminals are in contact with you alongside other victims of their notorious scam.

In your own interest, you are advised not to pay any monies for any reason to these criminals and also not to travel either to Cote D'Ivoire or anywhere else for any reason whatsoever. The oath of silence which you might have entered into with the 'fake' character that parades himself as 0latunji G0mer is nothing but a ploy to keep you from revealing your dealings with him and his gang to anyone else while they milk you dry of your hard-earned funds. This advise is for your own good. While we are still on the trace of this gang to recover stolen funds from clients who have made reports to us, we are very confident that they will be caught very shortly.

Above is for your information and necessary action. The e-mail address from which this group operates is <<[email protected]>>

Yours faithfully,

Robert Allen Walter$.
Special Agent; Scotland Yard London.

The orphan's deceased father was a coconut merchant, not a farmer.

If anyone would like to spray gasoline on his fire he is Mike Chever$ at: [email protected]

here · Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:32 am

a tank full sent over to him Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:22 am

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not to travel either to Cote D'Ivoire or anywhere else for any reason whatsoever.

You're gonna be stuck in your house for a long time then Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:07 pm

I don't know why everyone is complaining about this gomer dude. With his help I'm now just one tiny step away from collecting this seriously massive fund, left unclaimed by a distant relative of mine who died in a ghastly motor accident on the Sagbama Express Road. He has been impressive in cutting through the bureaucracy and saving me all sorts of hassle in dealing with corrupt governmental officials and disorganised bank employees.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:12 pm

I hope Mikey Fish Mouth Boi won't mind being sold at Jankara Market.

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:11 pm

gas on the fire, you say ?? e-address is duly noted

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:37 pm

Nice going Tuco, he's so good that Scamwarners will soon be out of business. Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:43 pm

firehouse5 wrote:

I don't know why everyone is complaining about this gomer dude. With his help I'm now just one tiny step away from collecting this seriously massive fund, left unclaimed by a distant relative of mine who died in a ghastly motor accident on the Sagbama Express Road. He has been impressive in cutting through the bureaucracy and saving me all sorts of hassle in dealing with corrupt governmental officials and disorganised bank employees.

I'm sure he has also protected your transaction from dupers and impostors, as would be expected of any such businessman of great stature in that part of the world.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:29 pm

Mikey didn't like what Mr. G. had to say.

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You are just a big, big fool that is over-drunk with your tiny successes. When I set my boys after you, they will skin you alive, you and your whole lot! Don't you ever dare me because I will make you eat crap. You are a thieving bastard that can't find your feet on your own. Bloody hacker and shameless job man that seems to think that 419 is legal business. Come what may, I am far richer than you can ever be and you will always be my servant. God has made it so and no one challenges the "Will" of God! You are just a small boy that collects crumbs from other people's tables. Big up creep!

More coming his way.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:45 pm

^^^^^^ Great slappin', SH. Will this fit in among your siggies?:

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Bloody hacker and shameless job man that seems to think that 419 is legal business.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:55 pm

^^I'll let the real Mr. G claim that one. It was all his bloody idea anyway, and I don't think I wanna eat crap! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:30 pm

Now he's getting childish! Very Happy

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subject Re: U SMALL BOI STILL SUCK GOAT TEAT

U R AN IDLE, BOISTEROUS, CRANKY STUPID CREEP! GO GET A LIFE BRODA....

He likes Mr. G. Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:34 pm

He got cocky with my Gomerboi.

Another Gomerboi wrote:

fool like u. remain destitute. gomerz have the iphones,we have the hummers,we have the women.u got: zero.if u want 50% u work for me or remain a monkey.[followed by 3 pages of "hahahahahahahahahahahahaha"]

Mike wrote:

Can you see how uneducatedly unexposed you are? The iphone is not the most expensive phone and a brand new Hummer H3 sells at a paltry sum of US$29,000! Is that the very best you can afford? U aint got nuthing then, I am eying a Bugatti Veyron, that's my dream and I definitely will get there cause I got focus. Loud mouths like you who think you got it all when in actual fact you are just beginning, will never get there; you will only lose all that you thieved from hardworking people and go flat broke! Check out.....

According to mr bo, H3 was a piece of shit Chevy blazer. Also he wondered how would he drive this Veyron on the crap Nigerian roads. Whatever.

Should I tell him I was talking about another kind of hummer? Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:12 pm

Would it be from one of the "loud mouths"? Wink

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:26 am

Just in to one of G0mer's new clients:

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Madam,

I am sorry for you. Mr. G0mer is a fake charactrer and a fraudster. He and his group of scam artists are out to steal your money and unfortunately, you are not the only one they are stealing from who believes so much in them. I shall forward to you other responses received from other victims of their scams that I also contacted. If your business with him is real and if there was any money for real then why would he be telling the same story to over ten people that I know about for now?

Go on and waste your hard-earned funds on nothing but a void deal. Good luck. You can contact these other people whose mails to me I have forwarded and find out from them if it is not the same business they have with the so-called Mr. G0mer!

Robert Walter$

Followed by the testimonials (actually, it's just five people at present).

And to the Chairman:

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YOU ARE THE FOOL BECAUSE YOU RANT OVER THE NICKELS U R STEALING FROM ME WHILE I AM MAKING MORE MONEY THAN U CAN EVER DREAM OF IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME. YOU CAN NEVER BE AS RICH AS I AM, IN KNOWLEDGE AND IN FINANCE... CREEP!

The mugu already knows that when the G0merboyze cut his jobs, they seat each maga at $50K a pop for starters. That must be why he calls it "NICKELS".

Then another message to one of the satisfied clients:

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From the so-called Mr. G0mer himself to me..... he probably thinks I am in the same dirty business as himself. It appears one of his victims that I contacted forwarded my mail to him. It is such a pity that people can still be so gullible!

Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2010 06:07:20 -0500
Subject: FOOL!!!!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

DEY NO BE NO CRUMBS FO YOU, SMALL BOI!!!!