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Maris Piper
Super Master Bitch
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 233
Location: Not in London anymore
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:04 pm |
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Mod edit: Split from this old thread:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32651 -Ima
Gosh, so many unanswered questions....where do flies go in winter? Are dolphins really gay sharks? Where's my trunkbox full of lovely, crisp dollars?
But I digress. So, anyway, after a suitable period of leaving souls in torment (sorry, it was part of our pact with the devil - written in blood and all that, and do you KNOW how many lawyers there are in hell?), my esteemed colleague and I have bowed to the popular demand of at least one person and agreed to return part-time to dispense our soothing words of balm and calming wisdom. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be here on Thursdays and Fridays, try the veal.
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:34 pm |
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This is the most epic necro I've ever encountered. Hats off! |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:48 pm |
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Hmm, 528 posts in 6.5 years...
Seriously, is there a 'golden necro' award or something? |
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Maris Piper
Super Master Bitch
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 233
Location: Not in London anymore
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:02 pm |
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Thank you, thank you. And let me dust my Sally Field hat off here... |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:21 pm |
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Welcome back, Maris. 
I've split these posts off the old thread and included a link to the old thread in your OP. Please don't post on five year old threads.  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:31 pm |
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Maris Piper
Super Master Bitch
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 233
Location: Not in London anymore
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:41 pm |
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Sorry about posting in old thread but O, so many poor, lost souls... Anyway, thank you for the courtesy of splitting it - M&M Enterprises are truly honoured (I do speak for my beautiful cohort here, although she's currently reported as missing in the bottom of a red wine glass).
M&M xxx |
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Lew_Skannen
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Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 2084
Location: Sydney, OZ
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:36 pm |
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I have a problem you may be able to help me with.
I have been baiting someone who I had assumed was a 419 scammer. I sent out the usual requests for pictures and sent him off on safaris a couple of times but just recently things have taken a bizarre turn.
I recently received a mail from Barrista James Peter (from his chambers in London street, Engand) and he informs me that the person I am dealing with, Mr Montford John, is "a fine up-standing parson who is beyond re-proach" and "a person of high stading that anyone knows they can do business with without any fear for their safaty".
This has thrown me because up until now i had assumed that he was just another slimey scammer.
I have been so distrustful.
How can I possibly make it up to this gentleman? |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:23 pm |
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What a wonderful old [necro'd admittedly, tut tut] thread to wander through.
Old names like daimon, Truster, Jez and Dr Gonzo.
Aaaah, those were the days.
I was young, had [slightly] more hair and it seemed not a day went past without poor Mariam asking for help.
Whatever happened to her? Anyone know?
She's gone awfully quiet lately, I do hope she's well.
BTW, my g/f thinks I reminisce too much and should "get with it, you old fart"
Do you think she's the right one for me? |
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Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:04 am |
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Welcome back Maris Piper !!!
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:19 am |
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Dear M,
Welcome back, grab a Mod, read a Mentor and riddle me this...
Did you see Steward on your way in?
Thanks to all or you.
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:49 am |
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...Is this one of those Old 'Uns that we've heard so much about returning?
At any rate, welcome to Eater! Read the stickies, get a mentor, bait safe.
Also, I get an erection every time somebody uses the toaster. Should I see a doctor or is it sufficient to wrap it in aluminium foil? |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:49 am |
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^^ Your erection, or the toaster?  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:10 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:20 pm |
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Its not good to use that to retrieve toast stuck in the toaster. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:33 pm |
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Welcome back MP  |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:11 am |
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Maris Piper
Super Master Bitch
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 233
Location: Not in London anymore
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:12 pm |
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Apologies, poor needy people...my lovely assistant is still lost without trace in a nice bottle of red and I've been betting my shirt on the nags again (um, Lew...along with your other problem, I think you may well be the property of the Singapore Turf Club right now). But I digress. On to the important stuff...
Lew...I think your cynical nature might have led to you mistrusting this poor, well-meaing chap. I'm quite sure that when he said he was a 'barrista' he meant 'barista' and I know how you love a lovely cup of coffee of a morning.
More super advice to follow...
M&M xxx |
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Maris Piper
Super Master Bitch
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
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Location: Not in London anymore
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:37 pm |
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So, here we go:
llamedos...I can reassure you that Mariam is alive and well and flourishing in several of my inboxes (those of you into internet porn can see Mariam do her thing in my inbox at maris&mariam.mail.com)
In answer to your other question. Hmmm...tricky. She calls you an 'Old fart'. Do you have methane retention problems, by any chance? If so, then a doctor is the way to go. If not, then perhaps you could rejuvenate your relationship by giving her some grubby pebbles and pretending to be Charles Taylor.
ParaNoid...no, but I did see J.Dog.
Bankster...I wouldn't do a thing if I were you. Everybody HATES dry toast. So, let the love flow, dude.
M&M xxx |
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:45 pm |
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Maris Piper
Super Master Bitch
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 233
Location: Not in London anymore
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Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:01 pm |
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Frankly, if there's an uncredited chicken involved (and it does sound like there might be), we suspect it's much more lke trusteR's kind of thing.
M&M xxx |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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| Bankster...I wouldn't do a thing if I were you. Everybody HATES dry toast. So, let the love flow, dude. |
...You've saved my relationship, MP. Thank you so very much. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:12 pm |
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Maris, you have effectively replaced any advice column, or other such thing in my book.
I wait with baited ears for your pearls of wisdom. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:18 pm |
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Hmmm...tricky. She calls you an 'Old fart'. Do you have methane retention problems, by any chance? If so, then a doctor is the way to go. If not, then perhaps you could rejuvenate your relationship by giving her some grubby pebbles and pretending to be Charles Taylor.
M&M xxx |
It's not so much Methane retention that is the problem as methane expulsion
... or should that be explosion?
Grubby pebbles / Charles Taylor? Hmmm..
That just might work
I'll let you know what happens.
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Hello both
I think there is a photo of Llamedos with a FULL head of hair somewhere.
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It won't be in colour then... |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:27 pm |
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Joy. |
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