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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:40 pm |
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This is so excellent. You have my deepest admiration. |
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EFudd
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2010
Posts: 352
Location: ScamLand teasing the Mugus
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Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:37 pm |
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@Jose - IIRC the lads were bringing their "secretary"; that will be the female. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:42 pm |
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"Tina" just sent the lads $2000USD and their receipt (courtesy of Deuzer).
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Sir,
I apologize for not sending the receipt sooner, Mr. John specifically
instructed me to send it. I hope you receive this in time to receive
your money. I had the pickup restricted to the country of Senegal only.
The clerk told me that the money can be picked up at any location in
Senegal as long as you have a copy of the receipt!
Sincerely,
Tina Jones |
The test question and answer is in French, along with the message. I had to use google translate, but I think the WU clerk will read it loud and clear.
http://members.419eater.com/~jose_cuervo/Video-lad/1283811505.jpg
If the lads get someone to translate before trying to cash it, I'll just implicate Tina Jones in the original theft of the lad's money. She was always very chatty on the phone whenever Mr. Awadi would call the office. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:59 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
During that second call, Scammer says:
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I'm not a scammer. I do not even know what scamming is. |
Typical lad.
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I couldn't hear the Lad say "scammer" - it sounded more like "gammer" or "gamer". |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:04 pm |
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Yeah, it sounded like "gamer" to me, too. Regardless, he knew what I meant.
On the WU receipt jose wrote: |
Address: On the streets |
Priceless! |
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pablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 366
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Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:03 am |
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BTW Jive Magazine is real (ITP).
Yeah, I had never heard of it but after using it in the call I Googled and found it. |
That was the basis for the freelance comment. Freelancers are paid only for individual pieces and are not otherwise connected to a publication.
Fine bait and call.
Wright B Hindyou great article. Now we need the lads to comment on their part being cancelled.
Do a lad a favor, he never appreciates the effort.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:11 am |
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hahahahahaha! Brilliant work! Hysterical: "we are frustrated here, please!" "What is it like to work with Diddy?"
Hats off to Jose and BB! Awesome! |
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THX1138
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010
Posts: 4
Location: Within the superstructure
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Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:09 am |
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This must class as one of the top reads I've had all year. The set-up was fantastic and the execution superb. In particular the Seb White *story* caused a near involuntary evacuation of the bladder so hard was I laughing. Stunning. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:44 am |
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This just gets better and better. I love how you turn the screw a bit more every time.
ps omg you have a lovely voice |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:50 pm |
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/\/\/\ Thank you and...
I don't think the lads will be going anywhere, so I really haven't been in a hurry to answer them. I guess it's time to start pushing their buttons a bit.
The lads write John twice and Tina once but they have still not become desperate enough to go straight to Diddy. John forwarded their emails to Tina and told her to take care of it. Unfortunately, Tina is a bit absent-minded, has other priorities and may even be involved in the chop (the verdict is still not in on that).
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Subject: Do that immediatly from Mr Chibyke.
Hello Tina go and send the money through western union or money gram i am finding it difficult to make the pick up just because they said that there is no control number been MTCN numbers on the receipt you send across me.
Do that immediately as need the fee to make my trip as soon as possible today.
Chiandiyke Entertainment. |
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Lad to John wrote: |
Subject: Please instruct your casher on what to do faster to
avoid delay i want to live this country today.
Hello Mr. John your casher is making things very much dificult
for me by sending me money with out MTCN numbers you know quiet
well that i am not a senegales.
please instruction her to send the 10 digit numbers been the
control numbers via SMS to my phone as to enable things easy for
me. i went to western union this morning they said there is
no MTCN numbers please do give her insrtuction to do that
immediatly to avoid much delay on our side because i really want
to live this place today.
Waiting to hear from you quick today.
Chiandiyke Entertainment. |
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Lad to John wrote: |
Subject: Waiting to hear from you urgent.
Please John put up a call to clarify to me, i do not understand
what is going on anymore as i could not pick up the money there
was no control numbers.
you know that they do not speak English here as i am just like a
lay man here Please help me to go out of this country today by
instruction your cashier better way to make the payment for me to
pick it up easily.
The earlier you that the earlier i move to a close country where
you can come and pick me.
Waiting to hear from you urgent.
Chiandiyke Entertainment |
Tina (forwarding John's email) wrote: |
Mr. Chibyke,
What exactly do you need? I sent the receipt as I was instructed. The
clerk at Western Union said that as long as you have the receipt and
identification, that you should be able to collect the payment. I have
never sent a Western Union payment before, so I am a bit unfamiliar with
the process.
Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, my 11 year old son has a severe
case of diarrhea and he completely ruined the curtains in our apartment.
I have been dealing with that issue all day.
Sincerely,
Tina Jones
----- Original message -----
From: John
To: Tina
Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:06:22
Subject: Fw: Waiting to hear from you urgent.
Tina,
Please take care of Mr. Chibyke's issues, Iceman, Diddy and I are
going on a safari this afternoon at the Tacugama Chimpanzee
Sanctuary, outside of Freetown. Iceman has a close personal
friend in the Ministry of the Interior and he has offered to show
us around. You would really love it, Tina, I wish you could be
here. We had a champagne breakfast with a multitude of local
fruits and berries with creme brulee and crepe suzette at the
Interior Minister's estate and Oyster Rockefeller with a vintage
chardonnay for lunch. We will be out most of the day on safari
and then, I am told, we will be treated to a spectacular Lobster
Thermidor, complete with live entertainment, this evening. On our
next trip, I promise to bring you along, You would absolutely
love it!
Your's truly, John
(lad's emails forwarded/attached)
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Nowhere Man
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jun 2010
Posts: 450
Location: never where I want to be
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:28 am |
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Cuervo, this is an amazing safari! Well done!
@Pablo
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BTW Jive Magazine is real (ITP) |
Not trying to start an ethics debate here, but if we used that reasoning wouldn't all WU and MG outlets that the lads wander into be ITP's as well? Or what if we mention Microsoft, or The New York Times? |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:15 am |
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The lads must be going to the cafe during off-peak hours to save money. This just in...
Lad to John wrote: |
Thanks for your instruction to your cashier, But i am still battling with the pick up as i went to the Bank the asked of a number which i did not go with so i could not receive the fund but tomorrow i will be there with the numbers +33xxxx93.
Note that as soon as i pick the fund from the western union i will get a personal number in which you will contacting me with but for now i want you to stop contacting with this numbers below.
+2217xxxx94 +2217xxxx180 his nams is cheikh sow and this number +2217xxxx838 his name kelven.because we are no more there they have thrown us out today.
Been informed that as soon as we make the pick up by tomorrow we will move to bamako mali where it will easy for you guys to come and meet us.
Dear brother you can call me now with this number which belong to a sister who received us tonight incase you want to know our where about ok.
This is the number +221xxxx2380.
Thank for your help.
Chiandiyke Entertainment. |
It's 4:00am LLT (local lad time) they must be in a pinch. John probably had too much to drink at the after-safari dinner-party. Wouldn't it be a shame if he drunk-emailed Tina and ASEM'd the lads as well? |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:28 am |
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my 11 year old son has a severe case of diarrhea and he completely ruined the curtains in our apartment. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:35 am |
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OOPS! John should really think about attending some AA meetings, He got drunk and accidentally sent this to Tina and the lads.
John got drunk and wrote: |
Subject: I love ypou baby
Tina, I know that i have a wife and you are married too, but it is m roe than it can stand to be away form you for evry loing.l p[leas e listen to med when i tell yuo that i love you so much. i had a lot to drink tonight and i am very horny now but i really mean everything that i am saying. i am sso drink , we were drinkinga nd the band was plying and we ate so much food that i think i am going to be sickj. pleadse baby csall me right now and elrts have some phone sedx i loive it when you talk nasty like the nasty little gitrl you are. i wanm t yuou so nbad rihgt now i woul d fucjk you all noguht long until we couldnt do iti anay more. calle me now pleaSEW!!!!!!!! I WANT YOU I LOVE YOU.
ypur honey bunny , john
seand me somer more 4nasty pictures of yourself pleasee baby i weant to see you naked right now!!!!!!!! |
Tina to John (and bcc'd the lads) wrote: |
John,
I LOVE YOU TOO! I was sitting up awake, wondering where you were and
what you are doing right now. I will call you now, My husband, Bluth is
sleeping and he never pays much attention to me anyway. He will never
know. I took this picture just for you, I hope you like it. I want you
to make love to me now! Please come back to New York, we can go away for
the weekend and say it is for business. Bluth will never know.
I LOVE YOU!
Tina Jones |
I won't bother posting a link to the picture, it would just get deleted due to ToS anyway. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:26 am |
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That drunken email looks familiar, like the PM's you send me sometimes.
Hilarious bait. I just listened to your phone call on page 4 too, that was excellent. I'm looking forward to keeping up with this.
@Bluth: The diarrhea part cracked me up too. |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:59 am |
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Bluth to Tina wrote: |
i go slap ur face off ur face. u go die soon,ok.
burn n hellfire ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:17 am |
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Utterly hilarious, not to mention brilliant! Best of luck to Tina & John. I hope the lads are into soap operas. |
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Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:24 am |
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Bluth wrote: |
i go slap ur face off ur face. |
Can I use that?
ima just posted #13000 in my thread, i'm noting it here for posterity |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:09 am |
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Been informed that as soon as we make the pick up by tomorrow we will move to bamako mali where it will easy for you guys to come and meet us. |
Maybe i'm stating the obvious here but it need to be said.
From Dakar, Bamako is halfway to Timbuktu
Just so that you know! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:58 am |
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/\/\/\ The only problem is that the lads don't have enough money to go across the street, much less another long road trip. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:22 pm |
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Sooner or later, then will try to raise money to go home. The challenge is to make them go some place else. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:40 pm |
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For your enhanced safari pleasure, JMRazor will now be "suffering" the lads during the day.
i dey don drop am thr passwrd for my mails oooooo |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:52 pm |
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Wonderful bait! Great work! |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:36 pm |
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I was thinking the same thing as Dr Mike. Timbucktu is closer to Bamako than it is to their home from Bamako. Just need a 100% risky-free modality to get them there...or maybe send just one of them there to pick it up. I bet they will nominate the female, after hearing her distressed voice on that call. She probably has more guts than all of the rest of them, too. |
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