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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:21 pm

^^^^
I just hate people in general so everyone who hates me, you can can go lock yourself in windowless hotel room with lots of cash and a laptop.

Scissorkick, stop sluffing class and pay attention. Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:28 pm

^^^jealous of how Awesome SOOI is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Way too much time spent on one insignificant rodent with delusions of grandeur (don't tell him, but he doesn't really have access to the Mod Lounge, just a very elaborate mock-up where we all say things like "Great idea, Slightly!" and "Boy, won't the members really appreciate that idea -- you rock!"). Shame on all of you. *click*

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:00 am

How did that happen?

Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:04 am

OK, something happened...uh what??

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:09 am

I hate your hate logic, SOOI

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:44 am

In some other thread i read that JMR is missing the days he was worshipped. Therefore we should worship the best mod on eater ever: JMR

JMR, you rock! may your jackboots be polished by SOOI.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:01 am

If anyone is less hetero than JMR, it's SOOI.
But if there's anyone I hate more than SOOI, it's Slightly.

Either you're out of it or your you're not. Don't be so wishy-washy.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:12 am

JMRazor wrote:

(don't tell him, but he doesn't really have access to the Mod Lounge, just a very elaborate mock-up

Hah!!! I was aware of that cunning ruse all along.
The name of the forum - "Fake forum made up for Slightly's benefit" - gave it away.

One day, I will gain access to the real mod lounge. And when I do? I will rename it "The Freakshow".

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:49 am

^^You don't have access to the real mod lounge? Then surely you are not a real mod?! Shocked

Your 'followers' may have to rethink their strategy.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:15 pm

Yep, this is just a ploy from jose_cuervo to usurp SOOI:s leadership.

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Jan 2010 Posts: 154

Cockwallets! Nobody can usurp the King.

I'd rather be in SOOI's lounge than a lounge without our leader.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:22 pm

Rumor has it Slightly invented/wrote/coded the enitre website and humbly gave it to Shiver and Rover to administer as he was far to Awesome to worry about foibles.

Your words are like cheese graters on my ears.
Much loathing and bile to you all.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:50 pm

Verily, here is my fatwa.

Quote:

I, Slightlyoutofit, do hereby order that this thread shall now be locked. For reasons of pure jealousy and rabid envy, moderator JMRazor has expressed distaste at the adulation (correction - deserved adulation) being heaped upon my good self. Elsewhere that shall remain nameless (The Mod Lounge) he has threatened to withhold all birthday and Christmas presents to my good self unless he is also garnered with such worship. Obviously, being a bit of a loser and having no friends, nobody is going to offer up praise to him, so in keeping with my modest character and to retain the harmony enjoyed by the lower ranks on this forum, it is with great regret that I have decided that this place of worship be locked and stored for posterity.
Of course, Scissorkick is still free to PM me to tell me how awesome I am but must realise that in my lofty magnificence I do not normally answer messages sent by plebs.
As for the rest of you - I still hate you all.
(Except for those of you who are too insignificant to waste hatred on.)
One love.

Slightlyoutofit.
The Year of Our Squirrel 2010.

P.S. It is requested that you all change your avatars back to what they were prior to this thread as it is confusing the fuck out of me. Every time I open a thread and see one of you bastards in there, I have to double check to see that it wasn't me who wrote the post.
You are, of course, welcome to plagiarise Rover's.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

From the "Fake forum made up for Slightly's benefit" in response to the above:

Ima: "LOL -- that is sooooo funny Slightly!"

Juan: "Slightly -- I am bowled over in hysterics!"

Rover: "Best. Post. Ever."

Lotta: "I love you."

Ghost: "Slightly should run this site."

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:49 pm

JMRazor wrote:

From the "Fake forum made up for Slightly's benefit" in response to the above:

Ima: "LOL -- that is sooooo funny Slightly!"

Juan: "Slightly -- I am bowled over in hysterics!"

Rover: "Best. Post. Ever."

Lotta: "I love you."

Ghost: "Slightly should run this site."

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:12 pm

Someone needs to put Mr Jealousy back in his box.

It's not easy being loved, adored and worshipped, Razor.
But then you'll never know.

By the way. Ghost always says that.