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Leanne
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2009
Posts: 204
Location: Ireland
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:15 am |
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I just got this in my catcher account. Who's responsible for this de-education?
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Dearest in Zeus , father of all the gods.
I pray that he will help you with all your problems. Unfortunately my husband died last month at the grand old age of 108 with a heart attack when we were having sex for the first time leaving me a widower at the tender age of 18. He left me $63 billion dollars but his family have disputed the inheritance. Unfortunately, the doctors have recently discovered that I have a fatal disease and only have another 60-80 years of life left. Further the court has ruled that I need an impartial foreigner to witness that I am a good person and that in no way would I deliberately smother a man with my huge breasts causing him to have a fatal heart attack.
After careful research my lawyer came upon your name on the internet and declared to me that you were a trustworthy and reliable person. If you take on this legal and risky free transaction you will earn 40% of the transaction for no other reason than I am blond, dumb and have very huge man killing breasts.
I look forward to hearing from you.
May Zeus bless you.
Samantha Wolf |
Whoever got the lad to send this out has done some fine de-education! |
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yoa need to set yourself on fire and burn so that there is no trace of your filth left to contaminate dey earth.
A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT UR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE U
O' BOY you are a PARARA, infact u are a big MUGU pooooooooor boy, common get away you baaaaaaaaaaaatard
u fit chop dollar u be dead man no worry i would come and flogg u in your dreams and make sure u put candel in your ass i would also light it up.
tunder go srike u very soon... dont pkay around with people u dont know. LAST WARNING!!
MAGA MUGU OLE ONYE OSHI OTELE |
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Jwoods
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Dec 2009
Posts: 254
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:57 am |
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I'm roaring with laughter here, that is hilarious whoever deducated him excellent work. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:07 am |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:25 am |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:41 am |
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Is that El Scorcho again??? |
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
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Steward, WTF?
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EFudd
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2010
Posts: 352
Location: ScamLand teasing the Mugus
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:45 am |
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Brilliant piece of deducation! |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:48 am |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:18 am |
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^^ What makes all you doubters think it couldn't be true |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
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Leanne
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2009
Posts: 204
Location: Ireland
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:54 pm |
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I've been asked for the e-mail address for this scammer, it's [email protected]
Sorry I didn't post it earlier, I received it at 3am this morning. I'd post the headers as well, only hotmail is giving my a load of garbage for the headers. |
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yoa need to set yourself on fire and burn so that there is no trace of your filth left to contaminate dey earth.
A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT UR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE U
O' BOY you are a PARARA, infact u are a big MUGU pooooooooor boy, common get away you baaaaaaaaaaaatard
u fit chop dollar u be dead man no worry i would come and flogg u in your dreams and make sure u put candel in your ass i would also light it up.
tunder go srike u very soon... dont pkay around with people u dont know. LAST WARNING!!
MAGA MUGU OLE ONYE OSHI OTELE |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:03 pm |
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^^^ |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:06 pm |
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I don't think its deeducating at all. Either it's a badger trying to bait a baiter.
Or it's someone who made a mock scam mail just for the heck of it and to see what kind of replies they'd get.
I can't even see how a retarded scammer would fall for that kind of deeducation. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:15 pm |
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Badgers are very rare in the wild, it's more likely in my mind to be a mass-mailing out to lads in the hope that some of them steal the format, or maybe Leanne's catcher account got on the baiter's list by accident? |
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grimbleton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Aug 2010
Posts: 53
Location: dodging gridbugs
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:01 pm |
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Leanne wrote: |
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... leaving me a widower ...
... smother a man with my huge breasts ...
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i see an issue here. funny, but still an issue. a "widow" is female. a widowER is male.
cheers
grimbleton |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:28 pm |
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I smell some horse sh1t in this one. Could it be sunshine? |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:31 pm |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:15 pm |
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She loves me best!
I´ve already received the second script!
the widow..err wrote: |
Zeus works in mysterious ways, his wonders to behold. You wouldn't believe I was a late developer until I prayed to Zeus. Then, of course, Zeus had to make a big joke out of it.
My dear Husband lived until 108 until he decided to push his face into my breasts and couldn't find his way out. How was I to know that he had gone to meet the Lord. Still he died a happy man with a huge smile on his face. Wouldn't you like to die that way.
My breasts are no laughing matter. Let me tell you they are killing my back and my doctor says that unless I get a reduction soon my spine could be permanently damaged. The trouble is that the reduction costs $15,000 and I can't get hold of my inheritance. That is where you come in, my dear. I need you to be the support for my large breast problem. Do you think you can handle a transaction so big? If you can then
Please reply with the following details
Full Name:
Address
Age
Occupation
ID: Passport or driving License
Letter to Judge Judy Dench confirming that I am a person of good character who spends my time working on behalf of orphan charities and that I wouldn't hurt a fly never mind an old man of 108. That rumours that I just married him for the money are without basis and that our marriage was based on true unconditional love etc etc. Don't forget to mention you are a foreigner.
I am sure you can understand that breast reduction is the answer and I would like you to get to grips with this as a matter of urgency.
Yours Samantha Wolf |
I´m looking up flights as you read this.
Obviously I´ll have to asess the situation myself. |
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:20 am |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:00 am |
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We can only hope that Laddos will hijack this format. |
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I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:14 am |
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But...but...it sounded so real...so convincing...I hope WU will let me get back the $15,000 I sent... |
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Gullible Joe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Jul 2010
Posts: 285
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:37 pm |
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O come on guys and gals! Even I didn't believe the scammers would fall for this prank of mine. But I was pretty sure one or two of the replies were from fellow baiters. But as an ASEM it got a shit load of replies from joking scammers.I guess scamming can be pretty boring at times so maybe they appreciate a bit of light relief even if it does waste their time.. Two scammers told me off, one for mocking him and another from a scammer telling me off for idol worship. But you have made me think - if I tone it down maybe it can be used for de-education.
But what puzzles me is how you lot have ended up in my catcher account. |
_________________ thanks for your coplation yours Evangelist
go find maga abeg leave me alone - Roger M
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Gullible Joe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Jul 2010
Posts: 285
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:41 pm |
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Dr Mike wrote: |
I don't think its deeducating at all. Either it's a badger trying to bait a baiter.
Or it's someone who made a mock scam mail just for the heck of it and to see what kind of replies they'd get.
I can't even see how a retarded scammer would fall for that kind of deeducation. |
Go to the top of the class. Correct on all counts (except being a badger) |
_________________ thanks for your coplation yours Evangelist
go find maga abeg leave me alone - Roger M
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Claire DeLune
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jul 2010
Posts: 49
Location: Right behind you.
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:41 pm |
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psychicbait wrote: |
But...but...it sounded so real...so convincing...I hope WU will let me get back the $15,000 I sent... |
I am afraid they won't.
I went through that when I tried to get back the 20,000 credits I sent to princess Leia Organa of Alderaan. There's no way to get them back. |
_________________ "Chi non punisce il male comanda che si facci."
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:44 pm |
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^^^How many of those 'joking scammers' were actually baiters?
You´ll never know, will you... |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:44 pm |
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Hmm, I was suspecting that this was some sort of scammer evolutionary process where they had slowly evolved a funny bone and started baiting themselves. |
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Gullible Joe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Jul 2010
Posts: 285
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:48 pm |
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psychicbait wrote: |
^^^How many of those 'joking scammers' were actually baiters?
You´ll never know, will you... |
Well we know who one of them was don't we?
Actually I sent the same ASEM out on another addy and didn't get a single response. So the answer is probably all the replies were from baiters except two. Life sucks. I just couldn't believe the response rate. Well if it is too good to be true.... |
_________________ thanks for your coplation yours Evangelist
go find maga abeg leave me alone - Roger M
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