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MoutonBlanc
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 764
Location: Fort Knox
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:46 pm |
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I have a lad who is a pastor running a charity. He contacted a non-Twat character so a Twat bait will have to require a twat character.
Would the pastor be a good candidate ? Here is his opening script :
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EVANGEL MISSIONS,
UMUAHIA, ABIA STATE,
NIGERIA.
Beloved in the Lord,
Request for collaboration and support.
Greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,with whom we can do all edifying things.
Evangel Missions is an evangelistic outreach that works primarily towards winning souls,training people for missions and
reaching the unevangelised areas{Nations}; planting viable churches in these areas for God's servise.
Beloved,the increasing need to raise more converts for the Lord is the reason why we write to you,even though you may be
disturbed to know how we got your contact.Please feel very free with us because we feel that it is the will of God,who
directed us to reach to you through this medium.
Over the years,Evangel Missions have been doing very good works and by the special grace of God,presently we have branches in
the 5 states of the Federation.And we also hope to cover the remaining 31 states,including the Federal Capital
Territory{FCT}.The church is growing from strenght to strenght,hence the need to request for your indentification and support
to enable us do more than we are doing now.We earnestly request that you kindly help us in these areas of need-Daily
prayers,evangelism materials such as tracks,bible,public address systems,projectors,vehicles,etc.Also very important to us is
the completion of some of our branches.See attached file.
Moreso,we look forward to learn from you the areas we can be of help to you.
Thanks so much for your anticipated understanding and kind assistance.
May the good Lord bless you,favour you and your family and divinely illuminate your spirit both now and always.
Yours Sincerely In The Lord,
Anthony Obinna,
Phone:+234-80 375 23418
Email:[email protected] |
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I am so sorry for i know am the person delaying your Fund here in Nigeria (H0nest K0ffi)
I am not overwhelmed by your action to make me suffer. (P4nagi0tis K0lli4s)
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(Dr 4bra L4w4l)
AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT A MAN OF YOUR CANNIBAL WILL DO ANYTHING TO HOT THE FEELING OF HUMANS (4ndr3 L4lumi3re)
I HAVE BEEN HAVING PATIENCE WITH YOU AND YOU ARE PUSHING ME TO WALL, GO FUCK YOUR SELF (J0hn W35T)
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:21 pm |
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Sure. I'm confident that once he sees the financial advantages of being a TWAT preacher, he will come right around for you. |
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grimbleton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Aug 2010
Posts: 53
Location: dodging gridbugs
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Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:59 pm |
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MoutonBlanc wrote: |
I have a lad who is a pastor running a charity. |
you mean he SAYS he's a pastor.
cheers
grimbleton |
_________________ "if i'm going to "go to hell" it might as well be for something that's fun or funny." -- grimbleton |
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