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rocknrollnobody
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2010
Posts: 154
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Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:56 pm |
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My lad is in Burkina Faso, and after the usual script of "many millions from account of dead guy that needs collecting", we got round to the business end of the Western Union transfer, of $5,500 to 'reopen' the account.
I send them to MTCN Vault, but they are not game, and finally succumb and sent my lad a fake MTCN with fake receipt. I make up some cock and bull story that due to the frequency of scamming and fraud in Western Africa, I was told they will not publich the MTCN online, but I should send a copy of the recipt and the claim can be made with that.
I then receive this the next day:
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WHY YOU LIE?! YOU SAY MTCN IS FOR MONEY BUT WESTERN UNIN SAY IT FAKE AND YOU LIE. THEY LAUGH AND I FEEL FOOL
I WAIT FOR 5 HOUR TO GET WESTERN OFFICE AND YOU TRICK ME. I AM HIGH RESPECTED BANK OFFICIAL AND YOU TRICK ME WITH LIES AND FAKERY. |
5 Hours? They need a better queing system! Can he be telling the truth? Could he really have to queue for 5 hours? |
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"WESTERN UNIN SAY IT FAKE AND YOU LIE. THEY LAUGH AND I FEEL FOOL. I WAIT FOR 5 HOUR TO GET WESTERN OFFICE AND YOU TRICK ME. I AM HIGH RESPECTED BANK OFFICIAL AND YOU TRICK ME WITH LIES AND FAKERY" - C0llin Sh1elds (a high respected bank official, apparently)
"I hope this is not another game as i do not have time for such games as i mean business here. I would not want to commence on a never ending journey or an uncompleted project with an unserious man." - Barrister Joseph Goldsmith doesn't want a never-ending project. Shame... |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:42 pm |
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apologize, numbers mixed up, rinse and repeat those are useful 5 hours for him |
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EFudd
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2010
Posts: 352
Location: ScamLand teasing the Mugus
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Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:47 pm |
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They do tend to tell fibs.
I like the idea of them laughing at him though! |
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Surjour
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 13
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Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:48 pm |
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Keep up the good Fakery! lol |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:06 pm |
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It does seem like every once in a while a WU office will leave a scammer waiting, perhaps just as punishment for wasting their time with fake information. My signature quote long ago came from one such lad.... only two hours for him, though. But a hungry two hours...... |
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The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:03 am |
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You know, the visual of a lad reaching out .. reaching with his fingers all stretched out .. just almost getting his hands on someone's money .. stretching just a little bit more .. almost there .. almost touching it ... almost tasting the smell of that money .. just half an inch more .. and ..
BLAM! snatched away again .. makes me go all happy and misty-eyed.
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Jason_dinAlt
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2005
Posts: 1824
Location: Down Under
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Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:30 pm |
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5 hours? the buses were running real late that day! When a lad says two things, you can believe he is lying to you, twice |
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