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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:29 pm

Straightbaited this guy for a week, agreed to make an advance fee, waited a day, then sent him 4 forms that legislation demanded that he fill.

Got this answer:

Quote:

Dear Rob?

Immediately i came from court i have look at the form, which i see the SECURE ATTACHMENT FORM which is most important one i have fill it and scan it. to you to be enable take it to western union transfer.Check it.

i will be waiting for your email.

God bless you.

Hehe, of course he picked the one-page long form to fill:

Too bad that the law is pretty strict on this and he has to fill all of them. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:51 pm

I would slap him for putting lines through "important" questions that need to be answered "seriously."

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:02 pm

In due time, in due time. I want to be sure he fills all of them before I start throwing them back at him. Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:26 am

"Did you intentionally leave this blank? ________" Nothing. Wrong! Smile

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:53 am

My calendar says today is the 25th. Slap him silly Laughing

The only correct answer is =TODAY()

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:36 am

The tosser got lazy again:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Thanks for the mail,i have forgotten that the Barrister has Case to defend in Ghana in Accra capital of Ghana, So, i can not receive the money there.Now he gave another option that you should transfer the money $2500 into this Bank Account,or what do you fell? See the Information of the Bank Below.....

Name of the Bank....Guaranty Trust Bank Pl c
Account Holder...kAYODE OLASUNKANMI SOREMI
Account Number.....2258857951590
Branch MUSHIN BRANCH,Lagos Nigeria

Please Sir, i dont want you to loose this golden opportunity and i want you to get your fund immediately you transfer the money, into the Bank Account that he provided.

I want you to get your fund of that will be transferred into your Bank Account you provided $4.5 Million Usd.

I will be expecting your maill soonest.

God Bless you.

My reply:

Quote:

Sir,

Well, Sir, filling out these papers applies for bank transfers as well - banks even have a worse bureaucracy. I have attached the relevant forms needed for the suggested transfer. I have attached the forms, so that we may complete the bank transfer ASAP. There really is nothing I can do, since it's the law here.

R. Crusoe

And I attached 6 new forms. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:43 pm

Great work - have you reported that account to Alan?

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:22 pm

Nope, haven't had the time to report it, but I will in just a minute.

I gave him this reply - and attached 7 other forms:

Quote:

Sir,

Well, Sir, filling out these papers applies for bank transfers as well - banks even have a worse bureaucracy. I have attached the relevant forms needed for the suggested transfer, so that we may complete the bank transfer ASAP. There really is nothing I can do, since it's the law here.

R. Crusoe

And the lads reply:

Quote:

Attention Rob?

Okay?

When the lawyer came from Ghana he will fil the remain form for the Western Union Transfer Thanks for your prompt mail, i will get back to your with the remain Western Union form.I hope i have fill secure attachment form already?

Thanks
God Bless you.

He's hooked. When he's filled out the rest, his balls are mine. Twisted Evil

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