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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:23 am |
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Every now and then I need to reset my moral compass and remind myself how utterly loathsome lads are.
I am playing an old soldier with "cancer of the fetlock"...
Me (after failing to pay at the Western Onion):
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I am sorry I had a very bad reaction to my treatment at the hospital and I had to be admitted overnight and given extra medicine. I've only just been allowed to come home.
Unfortunately the extra treatment cost more so I don't have enough money to send you. I might be able to borrow some money or maybe sell some of my war medals to raise a bit of cash, should I do that do you think? What's the minimum amount you need?
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Ethel, How is your health, i hope you are getting better, dont worry nothing will happen to you.I am still in dominican, i dont have money to pay for my bills again. Please i need to get out of here first.
I need $5,000 or More than that to settle everything here.
You can send someone to go to the western union and send it with the below receiver info.
Receiver Name:
location: Dominican Republic
Text Question: For who ?
Answer :me
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Aussiegal
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jul 2010
Posts: 68
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:47 am |
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Fortunately loathing the lads is not too difficult.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen to you", whilst you're undergoing expensive cancer treatment - and he's trying to scam $5000 from you.
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:01 am |
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Sickening isn't it. I don't think they have a decent cell in their entire bodies.
Here's my bastard of a lad (a death threat currently being mass baited)
Here are my latest two emails to this guy:
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mr gaylord sir i dont have that kind of money ive been in hospital for months and i only got out this week
what should i do? can you take monthly payments? because i get some welfare to help me back to work but i wont be working for about six months so thats all i have to live on
i dont want to sell anything because otherwise i will be on the street with nothing
please please please dont hurt me or kill me i dont deserve it
what have i done? is someone angry with me for something? |
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please sir please answer me. i am very frightened. who is it that asked you to murder me? did they say why? please answer me sir.
i will sell my house for you will that be okay? i promise i wont tell anyone |
and here's his compassionate scripted reply:
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I DON'T NEED YOUR HOUSE OR YOUR MONEY I WAS GIVEN A JOB TO ELIMINATE YOU WHICH I HAVE TO DO BUT I AM GIVING YOU THE GRACE. THE MONEY IN QUESTION IS TO PAY MY BOYZ WHO HAVE BEEN MONITORING YOU ARE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE THEM THE COMMAND TO GO ON, SO ARE YOU MAKING A DEAL OF THE $25,000 AND ITS NEGOTIABLE. DEAL???
ITS LEFT TO YOU TO MAKE A DEAL OR NO DEAL . SO I KNOW HOW LONG YOU CAN STILL BE ALIVE
MOHAMMED |
I hate lads too. |
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theblob
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2010
Posts: 255
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:28 am |
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I think we all agree scammers are the scum of the earth.
Before I started baiting, I also asked myself if it was the right thing to do. After all, they usually live in very poor countries and scamming is a very easy way to get a lot of money from naive people. But then I realised how evil and reckless these guys are, and now I think they deserve every bit of lad pain! |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:35 am |
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I've started using my "I have to put a pillow on Granny's face till
she quits wiggling to steal her money." More often now to see what
they will advice me to do.
One only needs to read a few Scamwarners stories if you ever start
doubting the reason you bait. "lad-hugger" is an occupational hazard
which is easily cured. Yep. It can be quickly remedied. |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 329
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:24 pm |
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Every so often I'll throw the whole "sick daughter in hospital" line in, just to remind myself why I spend so much time conversing with this scum.
At the same time, I'm not so sure I could take the moral high ground, because I've also refused to help many merchants dying of esophageal cancer by now. |
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If you like you can send $1 Billion to any person. But I want to tell you that I did not get even $1 from you.
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Loki
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 111
Location: 419 Fake Street
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:56 pm |
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i think these sort of things are the principal argument i use when i hear people bashing scam baiting - these guys will do anything, say anything, just to get hold of your money. they just dont care |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:14 pm |
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We all do this from time to time. Having two hits ordered on my character by a lad, telling another baiter character to do the dirty deed in The Very Annoyed Cheque Lad bait still sticks in my brain. Also, Joe in the Joe and Tina Safari having a friend travel toward Niger to kill 4 of our characters has not left my very bad memory yet. I'm constantly reminded by reading here of what they will do to scam people, I listen to the victim stories on the radioshows, and I have talked to a couple of victims, too. I have been told to drug my grandmother to steal her money under her bed.
I think I'll tell my present lad that I need to go to the doctor, because I might have AIDS. I want to see if he will wait a couple of days for his money. I'm betting he will tell me my funds will arrive overnight. |
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Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:23 pm |
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I may start to include a scenario borrowed from a real example.
Tell laddo I need to decide between a heart operation and sending
them thousands of dollars. I may die without the surgery.
This will be an obvious answer, won't it? |
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I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez) |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:05 pm |
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^^^ You'd think ..
He'll say something along the lines of if you don't pay you'll die anyway because my boyz will kill you. Or some other such caring sharing thing.
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Smite! Smite! Smite! WOO HOO!
MY FIRST! YOWZAH!! SIZZLE!
@hris Madi Good measure press down shaken together running over shall men lay unto your bosom
Mrs L*g@d: Please don't make us look stupid in the face of our colleauges okay
Mr L*g@d: I will like you to know that we love you okay |
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Loki
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 111
Location: 419 Fake Street
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:38 am |
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They're so deliciously predictable |
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"I have commited a series of murders all to make hell" - Evangelist Goodluck Jones
"You are a joker" Kazzy Wilson
"Please, NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN" Kazzy Wilson
"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO BE MY TRUSTEE" - Charles Izekor |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 329
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Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:28 am |
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DungDigger wrote: |
He'll say something along the lines of if you don't pay you'll die anyway because my boyz will kill you |
Nah, more like "What I causing the delay, I have instruct you to go to Western Union and make the payment at once, you will have your find back in time for the hospital surgery ok". |
_________________ do you think that you are dealing with an ungry person here?
u got 12 hours to send the money remember no game u fuck face
If you like you can send $1 Billion to any person. But I want to tell you that I did not get even $1 from you.
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