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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:44 pm

I've been trying to bait a mobile phone lad and the beginning of my plan has just started with the return of our organization's "Purchase Order Form". It's not long, but I've attached it.

Edna
Fokj0sef
Scammers

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Subject: 10 BlackBerry Pearl Flips
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:27:32 +0000

To whom it may concern,

I represent a California charity who would be very interested in purchasing 10 or more BlackBerry Pearls from your company.

We recently came across an AD for you on the Internet and would like to know what type of bulk discounts you can offer.

How much is shipping 10 phones to California?

I think this is the best deal we've found so far.

Kind Regards,

3ddi Krab4pple
Children of Jesus
A registered charity s501(3)(c)
Fresno, CA

<<Some script snipped>>

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Dear Sir,

I am the Director of Finance at Children of Christ and Mrs. Kr4bapple has forwarded me this purchase order.

Firstly, I would like to thank you and for taking up business with our organization. It is so often that companies will jack up their prices to serve charitable organizations and that drains the funds we use to feed the children.

Now to get down to business. We were only considering upgrading the top-tier of our staff to the BlackBerry system, but with the amazing deals you're offering, it might just make more sense to buy 30. Does the "buy 3, get 1 free" offer still apply?

Please send the updates estimates from 10 to 30 mobile devices from BlackBerry.

Kindest Regards,

Fokj0sef de K0nt
Director of Finance

Children of Jesus
A registered charity s501(3)(c)
Fresno, CA

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Alright so if you buying 30 blackberries...the buy 3 get 1 free offer still apply so you will be having 39 blackberries in total

30 X Blackberries Pearl Flip.... $3000

Shipping fee......$120

Total......$3120

Kindly get back to us with the delivery details as stated below,so we

can proceed with your order..

Order with quantity:
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Country:
Phone#:

Regards.

Oops, but we're going to need a filled out Purchase Order Form in order to approve the funds...

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Mr. Mcclure,

I have attached a purchase order form I need you to complete. I have signed the form already, so I just need the form filled and signed by you. I've already spoken to the board of directors and I've gotten their OK.

How long does the shipment take?

Children of Jesus
25 Evergreen Terrace
Fresno, CA 93704

Fokj0sef de K0nt
Director of Finance
Children of Jesus
A registered charity s501(3)(c)
Fresno, CA

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Hello,
The shipment of the package takes just 2 days to deliver to your address and we already fill the purchase order (INCLUDED BELOW) form which have been attached back to you..already the phones have been packaged and set for shipment..

Below is the details you need to send the money to via western union...

Receivers name : ***

Address : ***
City : ***
State : ***
Zipcode : ***
Country : UNITED KINGDOM

Amount : $3,120usd

so once you have the payment send,do get back to us with the details below for confirmation..

MTCN NUMBER :
SENDER'S NAME :
AMOUNT SENT :

Immediately the payment is confirmed the shipment will proceed to your address and we will get back to you with the shipment confirmation details

Thanks

*** = I've removed the info for now. It's a real address, probably a real person and it's a shabby looking apartment in Glasgow. Mods, Mentors: How do I deal with this?

Since we're a religious organisation, we're not open on Sundays, so I'm not going to reply tonight. IRL, I'm going to on holiday for 10 days so I'm gonna stall him for a little bit. Any ideas?

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:05 pm

Excellent

Love them when they fill forms clapping

Just ignore him and enjoy your holiday

When you come back, ask him for his picture and a fingerprint

It's the organization's security procedures

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:34 pm

Congratulations!

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:15 pm

Go on holiday - enjoy yourself and when you get back tell him you've been in a comma/hospital. You were knocked down going to the WU to send him money. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:39 pm

LOVE the question: How many times do you *prey* on infants?

Regularly, he says.

That is one SICK puppy. Hahaha!

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:09 am

Your lad is already invested in having filled out forms. Have an excellent holiday, Malcolm! If your lad has moved on by the time you get back, worry not -- there are plenty more!

Happy personal safari! Very Happy

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Good job so far.

Plan some more twists on holiday

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:20 am

^ Just tell him you're going on a holiday. Give it a religious twist: "We will be walking to Santiago de Compostela, without any comfort of modern society". So, no computers, no phones, nothing. Your lad knows you can't reply and you have a good holiday with lots of time to think of something new. I do stuff like that all the time Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:49 pm

Great form, Malcolm. I see the lad hasn't been shot. Yet. Very Happy

Teach him how to clean a loaded rifle.

Enjoy your holiday, and if you get totally bored or have trouble sleeping, read Payment Delaying Tactics, by FrumpyBB.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=150757
You will find that it will stimulate your mind to come up with even more hair-brained ideas to confound the lads. Very Happy