OH NO They have fired Mr. Gomer

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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:59 pm

Goodness that Barclays bank sure doesnt fool around.

I've been working with them and their Barrister to collect my money Confused

but is seems that Mr. Gomer has been trying to do and end run and chop their dolla.

Once the Barrister and Barclays figured this out they promptly fired him and sent me the below as "proof"

First from the Barrister.....

Yes Mr Gomer is working for Baclays Bank before he was sacked regarding this consignment that was just approve yesterday Mr Gomer as been sacked from the bank because is trying to forge another beneficiary to your approval document that is why the bank sacked him and collect every document pertaining to this consignment .i will like you to know that Mr Gomer has no right to ask you for any $$just stop any payment to him at this time .i hope the bank have email you about this??Well kindly get back to me with below information as for me to proceed with the document cos there is no time to waste as i was told by the bank officers.

And then the letter of termination..

"I write to convey the approval of His Excellency, Herbert J Allan, Governor of Barclays Bank Plc that consequent upon the reshuffling of the bankers , your services as ACCOUNT MANAGER are no longer required, effective from today Aug, 16, 2010.

"On behalf of Gorvernor of Baclay Bank Plc, I am to thank you for your past services and wish you the best in your future endeavours. Please handover Bank properties in your possession to the Permanent Barrister Williams ."

Best Regards,
Mr. ,Herbert J Allan
Director Foreign Operations
Payment/Remittance Department
Barclays Bank Plc (London)

Question...do you think Mr. Gomer can file for unemployment benifits...I really feel terrible about costing him his job.. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:03 pm

Wait, so Mr.Gomer's in the hospital <b>in a coma</b>, and is now jobless, and recently chopped my lad.

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:55 pm

Oh, that's priceless -- sacking Mr. G! oooooooooooooooooooo Shocked

That's the best laugh I've had all day, thanks. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:22 pm

Hahahaha .. but have they got the right Mr Gomer? We have Mr Gomer flat out on a hospital bed sucking at a life support machine, and we have a Mr Gomer who has been playing fast and loose with other people's money.

He is an IMPOSTER! (The second one, not the first.) Mr Gomer is sick! (The first one not the second).

The plot thickens. Maybe it's a rival gang, jealous of the real Mr Gomer's skills and expertise and who have cast nasturtiums upon his name.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:37 am

The lads hate Mr. Gomer so much that one idiot thought that he could just fire him just like that? Rolling Eyes

There should be a severe punishment for this. Twisted Evil

That'll make him think before he tries to fire Mr. Gomer.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Dec 2009 Posts: 316

There is more than one Gomer.
Gomer the father, Gomer the son and the Spirit of Gomer.
And a lot of cousins, uncles and other relatives.Most of them busy in the $-chop industry.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:56 am

koko.....trust me.....he is suffering the eternal pain of trying to rid himself of the immortal Gomer.

Similar to opening Pandora's box he knows not what he done with this travesty of termination.

May Gomer have mercy on his soul (but I doubt it)

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:07 pm

This just in to my daffy character who is wrapped around Gomer's little finger:

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MR. GOMER DID THINGS ON HIS OWN WHICH WAS NOT IN LINE TO THE RULES AND REGULATIONS AND HIS INTENTION WAS TO DEFRAUD YOU AND OTHER VICTIMS OF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY, THIS WAS BASICALLY WHY HE GAVE YOU THE PASSWORD AND TOLD YOU THE THINGS HE TOLD YOU. AS A MATTER OF FACT AND HONESTY, I HAVE TOLD YOU CATEGORICALLY THAT MR. GOMER IS IN CUSTODY RIGHT NOW FOR HIS FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES.

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

I suspect that Mr. Gomer may still have some bank files with him. Smile

The legend grows on in lad land.

Time for a good Gomer to lad slap, Gomer may be so upset that he will have his boys add to the insults.

Or maybe don't get mad get even Gomer will chop the dollar with new zeal. Twisted Evil

p.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:36 pm

My Mr. Gomer was arrested too!

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Dear Mr. Haji,
I contacted the bank. They sent me a form. I filled it out, but I'm afraid to send it before Mr. Gomer is caught, and you can tell me how he stole my money. The form has my bank account number on it, so you can see why I am quivering here. It might not be safe to send over the internet with Mr. Gomer on the loose.
The bank manager said nothing of Mr. Gomer, but I need to know!! ok!??
Why do you keep saying to call you? You know that some bastard broke into my apartment and took off with it and my stereo, too.
Toodles,
Bobby Smile

muah
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08-19-2010
Attention: Mr. Bobby,

Thanks for your updated information from the bank, I hereby inform you that Mr. Gomer was arrested this afternoon. moreover you are advice to comply with the bank and return the form to them immedialtey to enable them set up your online banking. Gomer has confess that he will return all your money back. again don't be afraid in any aspect. you will receive your fund this time.

H Raji

He needs to tell me how and where he was caught, and how he got my $11,000 first. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

the is a prison out there somewhere completely full of gomers Laughing

the prison is also run by the gomerboyz

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 329

With Mr G's connections, it probably took no more than a phone call to get him released again, Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:40 am

mmmmmm... PIIIIIITE..

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:31 pm

Now he's jumped bail:

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IF YOU SEND THE $1850 TO MR G0MER, HE WILL ASK YOU FOR ANOTHER MONEY AND IF YOU SEND ANOTHER MONEY TO HIM FOR ONE REASON OR THE OTHER, HE WILL STILL ASK YOU FOR ANOTHER MONEY AND HE WILL CONTINUE ASKING YOU FOR MONEY UNTIL HE LIQUIDATES YOU FINANCIALLY AND YOU WONTRECEIVE YOUR FUND. (MARK MY WORDS) WHEN YOU LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY, THEN YOU WILL COME BACK RUNNING TO ME. YOUR FUND IS IN OUR CUSTODY NOW AND UNTIL YOU COOPERATE WITH US, YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE IT. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME AND MONEY WITH MR G0MER WHO JUMPED BAIL AND HAS BEEN DECLARED WANTED BY THE NIGERIAN POLICE AND EFCC.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:33 pm

Googled 'Herbert J Allan' and this was the top post. Good stuff.

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

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YOUR FUND IS IN OUR CUSTODY . . . YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE IT.

This I will believe. Twisted Evil

p.

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:33 pm

I had forgotten how much fun Mr Gomer can be.

Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:39 pm

There's not just one Mr Gomer.

Even Lads are creating Mr G0mers now. Laughing

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How are you today? I write to acknowledge the receipt of your email and the content therein is well noted, I want you to know that I am now in good health and back to office. Meanwhile, I will like you to know that I am very confused over what has been going on in this transaction, because of my illness. I will like you to know that impostors are coming into this transaction, and trying to scam you from your hard earn money. You are not supposed to be sending that huge amount of fees to that Mr. 0latunji G0mer that owns this email address me Very Happy

is an impostor.

Please, be advice to stop every further communication with this Mr. 0latunji G0mer, me Very Happy

he is an imposter who harks into our transaction and has been collecting money from you without our knowledge.

I want you to know that I have change my email address [email protected] always contact me on this email [email protected] real Lad - fake Mr Gomer Very Happy

You can't sack a Mr G0mer 'cause a new one will come along and replace him. Laughing

In 10 years everyone will be Mr G0mer. Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

^^^ Nothing like a lad helping out. We have an email address for any lad whose dollar has been chopped by Mr. G0mer.

A little lad on lad fun. Twisted Evil

p.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:06 am

The Real Mr. Gomer Said:

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In 10 years everyone will be Mr G0mer

That would be a good thing! If every lad sent emails, professing to be Mr. Gomer, then no victims would ever believe them! Spam filters could be set on "Mr. Gomer" and all lad variant spellings, like "Gorma," and our job would be finished. Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:29 pm

It is most urgent that he quickly be taken back into custody:

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I want you to beware of Mr G0mer, he is a total scammer and he is a nigerian.
I just got a mail from the EFCC, telling me that Mr G0mer is a scamer and there just find out that he has hack my box and he gets every thing that's coming to my inbox before me. Many of my client have been complaining of sending money to one Mr G0mer, please do not send any money to him. I repeat he is a total scammer and the EFCC, is looking for him.

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