The Yellow tag

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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:36 am

It's been almost a year that my old, deaf lady character has been asked for money. This scammer is one hell of a patient dude. Here are the latest quotes...

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How can we i reach you, madam, we have to engorge
proper business plane, we need to obtain your country yellow tag for
the consignment

After a confusing reply the lady receives this:

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Thank you for your mail, Madam, i understood you clearly,
so we can now proceed with the business to Norway, Madam, the
enquirers about the yellow tag which i mention to you on my last mail, which i have succeeded in getting the full detail early this morning, we
have to secure yellow tag today or First thing on Monday nest week,
we need 470 euro only, i want you to try as mush as you can to send
the money today so that i can apply for the yellow tag today or Monday,
Madam we don't have to delay this business any longer delay is very
dangerous, sending money is a problem on your side, you have to be
active in sending money to me, send it as faster as you can. i know
you are a elderly lady

The lady replies:

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I'm still looking for a western union outlet here in my
neighbourhood. I don't think we have one but I'll see.

Scammer:

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Madam Try and get one

The lady:

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What do you mean? I don't need an aquarium.

Scammer:

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Why the delay, have you send the money?

He ignores my question about the aquarium.

The lady:

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Sorry for the late reply, again I was on incontinental weekend.
No, I have not send the money yet because I am confused.
Why do you want to sell me an aquarium?????

Scammer:

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What aquarium are you talking about? how can i sell you
aquarium, is not possible, we are into business transaction and we must complete it as soon as possible, so please madam, send the money on time we have to secure Norway yellow tag before we can deliver the boxes

The lady:

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I agree with your statement but was confused about the aquarium.
I don't need one because I don't have the space for it.

Scammer:

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When are you sending the money? i need to obtain the yellow tag.

The lady:

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What do you mean by a yellow tag???

Scammer:

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yellow tag clearance guarantees you the best delivery to your door step With the yellow tag we can move the consignment boxes free without any problem, the yellow tag will enable us move the boxes to your country.

The lady:

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i'm confused here. you are telling me that the delivery is free because of the yellow tag. why must i pay then???

Scammer:

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Yellow tag is not for free, we have to pay for it, make the payment
and mail me the payment information, thank you.

The lady:

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I did some investigation and there in the office the man told me that if you use a green tag it comes much cheaper. Please consider a green tag because that will cost less. Kindly inform me about the prices.

Indeed a green tag is cheaper Laughing

Scammer:

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send only 300 Euro, we don't have time, Madam, send the money on time,
and let me have the payment information, please madam don;t fail to
send the money today, my time here is 1:45pm, at list by 3pm every
thing will be in other, thank you.

No reply from the lady who's on incontinental weekend again.

Scammer:

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Can you send the money today? this hole thing is taking to much time to complete. i hope you are going to send the money today, please as soon as you send the money kindly backdate me as quickly as you can
thank you and stay bless.

The lady is informed that green tags are replaced by pink tags, you don't have to pay taxes on those. I'll backdate him with this info Cool

. We'll see how that can reduce the fees.

I'm posting this just to show that goofy crap between baiter and scammer can indeed result in a long term relationship Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:48 am

Your old lady shouldn't feel bad, I had no idea what the hell he's trying to scam you with either Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:51 pm

YES! so good. I love giving the 'Im Dumb' run around to the lads.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 43

I soaked a yellow tag in an aquarium and it turned all green

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:51 am

Good one bobdemol. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:34 pm

thrub wrote:

I soaked a yellow tag in an aquarium and it turned all green

To much Ammonia or Nitrates probably. Try feeding your fish less.

Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:10 pm

BUMP

2 weeks later the aquarium issue isn't solved yet, nor is the green tag.

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Madam, why
are you still insisting on green tag? forget about green tag please
you are complicating the hole issue, we have to proceed with the
yellow tag, i don't know anything about the aquarium or what ever, we
are talking about business not aquarium (Noted), so for now upward do
not race issue about aquarium.

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just do what i ask you to do and stop putting too many pressure on the company neck

Another Sand Timer is in the make Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:50 pm

dont forget that any money transactions coming out of your bank require him to send you a signed form complete with the 'red seal of trust'

i had a lad with that one for about 2 months trying to give me excuses as to why he hadnt given me the 'red seal of trust' ^^

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:56 pm

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you are complicating the hole issue

Well! Now you have a REAL problem. There's a hole in the aquarium. Great stuff, bobdemol. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:19 pm

^ I think this (sfw) would qualify for a complicated hole issue.

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so for now upward do not race issue about aquarium.

Ehrm.. he still wants you to get the aquarium, but doesn't want you to rush yourself?

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Aug 2010 Posts: 207 Location: UK

does he mean this? http://yellowcard.mhra.gov.uk/

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:56 pm

tell him she will send him a yellow tag, yellow tags are $1 for a box of ten from her post office in her country and guaranteed to be valid and honoured in all countries worldwide with no exceptions Twisted Evil