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paythecourier
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2009
Posts: 103
Location: Bottom of a whisky bottle
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:50 am |
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Received this today and thought I would share it, not just for its fun value but incase anyone would like to use it for baits/rants etc.
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REALL BLOODY MUGU MONKEYFUCKING VILLAGE CHAMPION LIKE YOU. U WANT TO DIE B4 UR APPOINTED TIME. ONWU IKE GBUO GI NA EZI N' ULO GI. OGAGHI ADIRI GI MMA NA NDU.I KNOW THAT YOU ARE BRON OF A WAWORD FAMILY. DON'T TALK STUPID THINGS ANY HOW AS YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO IS WHO. YOUR FATHER IS A GOAT FUCKER AN YOUR MOTHER IS A 5 NAIRA ASHEWO TO THE DRUNKEN LORRY DRIVERS
UR MATE DON DIE FINISH 4 MONKEY WORLD! UR PAPA HIV DON DIE 4 MONKEY WORLD! FUCKIN FUCKIN LIKE U! YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. INSTEAD OF FUCKING YOUR OWN MOTHER AND BROTHERS MAD GOAT GO FUK YOUR SISTHER LIKE I HAD MY DOG DO WELL WELL OOOOOOO
I WILL SEND ORACLE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TO TORMENT YOUR PEOPLE,I WILL SEND OGUN, OYA, SANGO,OBATALA,OBATARISA ,SANPONO, OFO EMI ILE, GBIGBONA, OLODE, ESU, AND IKU OJIJI TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY I WILL LAY AMBUSHMENT IN YOUR HOUSE SOONEST. I SHALL CUT OFF UR HEAD WITH A DULL MACHETE
YOU ARE MAD NOT TO KNOW THAT AS A RENOWNED INTERNATIONAL CHIEF WITH WIDE KNOWLEDGE ON MYSTICISM I CAN REMOTE CONTROL YOUR INNER MAN TO YIELD TO COMPLETE MADNESS. IAM A MAN WITH ALIEN EXTRAORDINARY ABILTIY
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS AS I DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MINT TO BE AN IGBO MAN. JUST SEVEN DAYS YOUR FAMILY WILL FIND YOU DEAD WITHOUT ANY SICKNESS.
THERE IS NO PURNISHMENT I WILL GIVE YOU TO ESCAPE THIS UNTIMELY DEAD OF YOURS JUST BECUASE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR BRAIN, CONSIDER YOURSELF A DEAD MAN WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS.
I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF IGBO MAN AND IGBO PEOPLE AS I STRIKE U DEAD. FROM RIGHT NOW WE ARE WATCHING ALL YOUR ACTIVITIES FROM OUR SPIRITUAL RIVER BASIN RIGHT HERE IN THE HEART OF OUR SHIRINE. I CORSE YOU EVERY DAY 3 TIME A DAY FOR EVER!
ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,MUMU LIKE YOU.
MY JUJU GON DEAD YOU WITH DEATH. WE WATCH YOU IN OUR SPRITUAL SHRINE AND WATCH YOU DEEDS. WE SACRIFICE TO JUJU SHRINE TO COURSE YOU! SEND ME YOU PHOTO AS INSTRUCTED OR JUJU WILL BE ON YOU FOREVER! I GO PRAY TO JUJU RIGHT NOW 2 CURSE YOU AND YOU PIKINS. EVER,
I AM SPIRITUAL FATHER WITH GREATER POWER THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW |
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Thunder will kill your family. You are a big fool......f**k you, f**k your family and f**k your mother. Rev Peter Harrison (He took it bad)
You are the bastard of a thousand bastards. Sir Michael Creamer
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:34 am |
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Hi, ptc, long time no see. That is a fabulous lad-blast! What did you do to piss him off so much? You really need to go premium so maybe the mods will give you the custom title "Monkeyfucking Village Champion"!  
Write him back and tell him you are on your way to Africa to take a dump in his "spiritual river basin". |
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Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
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"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
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theblob
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2010
Posts: 255
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:24 am |
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Wow, he really put a lot of effort into this one! 
I love how we can't send them passport scans or other pictures because they might use them on other victims while we recycle rants of pissed off lads to piss off more lads! |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:35 am |
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That is fantastic.
Full of excellent signatures |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:42 am |
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| I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF IGBO MAN AND IGBO PEOPLE AS I STRIKE U DEAD. |
A good rant is serious when it goes tribal. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:57 am |
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I envy you for that rant. You should prod him some more and se how he reacts. Maybe he'll explode
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| YOU ARE A DEAD MAN IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS AS I DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MINT TO BE AN IGBO MAN. JUST SEVEN DAYS YOUR FAMILY WILL FIND YOU DEAD WITHOUT ANY SICKNESS. |
Say again, not to much. |
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rocknrollnobody
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2010
Posts: 154
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:01 pm |
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| IAM A MAN WITH ALIEN EXTRAORDINARY ABILTIY |
Careful PTC, or he'll get all X-Files on your ass |
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[Free portrait of you with sexy goats!]
"WESTERN UNIN SAY IT FAKE AND YOU LIE. THEY LAUGH AND I FEEL FOOL. I WAIT FOR 5 HOUR TO GET WESTERN OFFICE AND YOU TRICK ME. I AM HIGH RESPECTED BANK OFFICIAL AND YOU TRICK ME WITH LIES AND FAKERY" - C0llin Sh1elds (a high respected bank official, apparently)
"I hope this is not another game as i do not have time for such games as i mean business here. I would not want to commence on a never ending journey or an uncompleted project with an unserious man." - Barrister Joseph Goldsmith doesn't want a never-ending project. Shame... |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:39 pm |
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Tuco's right, he deadly serious invoking Igbo tribe memebership. You should come back with a nice something about how Yoruba do nasty thing with his momma and such. I worked with a former resident of Nigeria and asked about Igbo, he was Yoruba. He said some rather derrogatory things about Igbo to my surprise. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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rocknrollnobody
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2010
Posts: 154
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:07 pm |
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Make a point every day of emailing him with
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[Free portrait of you with sexy goats!]
"WESTERN UNIN SAY IT FAKE AND YOU LIE. THEY LAUGH AND I FEEL FOOL. I WAIT FOR 5 HOUR TO GET WESTERN OFFICE AND YOU TRICK ME. I AM HIGH RESPECTED BANK OFFICIAL AND YOU TRICK ME WITH LIES AND FAKERY" - C0llin Sh1elds (a high respected bank official, apparently)
"I hope this is not another game as i do not have time for such games as i mean business here. I would not want to commence on a never ending journey or an uncompleted project with an unserious man." - Barrister Joseph Goldsmith doesn't want a never-ending project. Shame... |
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Surjour
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Dec 2009
Posts: 13
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:52 pm |
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MY JUJU GON DEAD YOU WITH DEATH. |
I loved this line! lol |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:55 pm |
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Nice rant. Whatever you said/did, it was quite effective! |
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Fake banks Waterlooed: x54            x4 x25 x4 
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:01 pm |
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Make a point every day of emailing him with
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With all that juju mysticism and power behind him it's astonishing that he's stuck in a dead end job in an internet caff.  |
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Goat Tango Championships 2010 - Application Form
Smite! Smite! Smite! WOO HOO! 
MY FIRST! YOWZAH!! SIZZLE!
@hris Madi Good measure press down shaken together running over shall men lay unto your bosom
Mrs L*g@d: Please don't make us look stupid in the face of our colleauges okay
Mr L*g@d: I will like you to know that we love you okay |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:16 pm |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:19 pm |
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Looks like your done, ptc! Great work! |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:20 pm |
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Huh? he involved? |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Splash
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Sep 2005
Posts: 26
Location: Oregon
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:47 pm |
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This isn't the first time I've seen a rant in which the lad implies that an Igbo man is something to be feared. It usually involves spiritual powers.
What is the big deal, what is the mythos? What stories do they Igbos tell themselves that would make him think that this is a scary thing? Usually any group will have some kind of complimentary self image, but what is the core of the Igbo pride on this point? |
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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:16 pm |
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I love the smell of rant in the morning.
Just seems to make a nice day even better.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:48 pm |
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That is an excellent rant, I am envious. 
Can I use it? |
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Malcolm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Aug 2010
Posts: 15
Location: Germany
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:57 pm |
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That's scary... and with such big words "DIE BEFORE YOUR APPOINTED TIME". |
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paythecourier
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2009
Posts: 103
Location: Bottom of a whisky bottle
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:54 pm |
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Thanks everyone. To be honest just a straight bait over 5 weeks, I was very helpful and very keen to get the money out of Iraq!! In the last week I was getting 2 or 3 calls a day off this guy who by this time could probably smell, touch and taste his $4500. Enter the MTCN vault then the Security Shield then eventually 3 men in a shower (thanks again Bobdemol....anyone who wants the link pm me) which I put down to the kids messing with my files. He's back on the hook with a bank account already given claiming that he sent me that rant by mistake as it should of been sent to his brother!! Nice family.
Jose, and anyone else, please feel free to use all or any of the rant.
Mods please leet if required.
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Thunder will kill your family. You are a big fool......f**k you, f**k your family and f**k your mother. Rev Peter Harrison (He took it bad)
You are the bastard of a thousand bastards. Sir Michael Creamer
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El Pistolero
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 186
Location: Portland, OR 97210
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:57 pm |
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For what it's worth, Googling this...
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| YOU ARE A DEAD MAN IN THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS AS I DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MINT TO BE AN IGBO MAN. JUST SEVEN DAYS YOUR FAMILY WILL FIND YOU DEAD WITHOUT ANY SICKNESS. |
...leads to at least two other sites where it has been posted before. It has been rearranged and paraphrased slightly, but it's the same rant. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:25 am |
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Try him with this:
NOT DEAD YET U YORUBA FAGGOT
A simultaneous assault on his abilities, tribal affiliation and manhood should have him spitting chips to an even greater extent.... |
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"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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