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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:51 am |
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For an earlier bait, I worked on the basis of "How do I up the ante on the last email?" So when previously mentioned carked it for the 1st time, I then had the psychitic niece beat up the new boyfriend of her Aunt's Soon to be ex husband, complete with photos of the cops ARRESTING the lot of them...
That was fun |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:25 am |
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I was given a ticket for speeding after cantering down Trumpington Road in Cambridge above the 30mph speeding limit.
I was baiting as a horse at the time. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:05 am |
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dwatina wrote: |
Well--in El Sorcho's Nutty Professor thread my character was brutally murdered by the Gomer Boyz. Mutilated and murdered. Certain body parts removed and shoved down my throat. |
Good times.
My pricipal character in that bait faced the nerve-wracking decision of choosing which asparagus steamer to take with her to the island refuge. |
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Tash
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 97
Location: infinity and beyond
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:17 am |
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I have had a character go into a coma due to a brain tumour and then have her daughter take over her financial matters. Obviously the lad has to then start explaining all over again what the whole thing is about.
I have also had another character be in a car wreck on the way to WU and then have to have a leg amputated. Every lad slap then includes reference to the lost leg and how it is the lad's fault. |
_________________ x 9
YOU A STUPID BITCH,I WILL KILLMALL OF YOU,I WANT YOU TO STOP CONTACT WITH MR GOMER ANDF MR WILLIE,AND YOU INSULT ME.... I WILL COME SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!!!!! - Harold Shipman
God will make you die quickly for making me have pains . - Alfred Taylor |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:43 am |
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Hi Dwatina,
The sequel to the Store front crash, you mention, putting WU out of action: The construction workers who were repairing the Shop have gone on strike.
Negotiations have broken down when workers stormed the meeting yelling slogans of "Unfair" Further proceedings are on hold indefinitely.
The simple crash has effectively disrupted an entire town. The real villian who caused the RV to bomb into the shop was driving a red Corvette. He escaped unscathed.
The store had WU, bank and postal services beside the newsagency and family shopping items.
Only the driver of the RV knows of the red Corvette. Watch Out.
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_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Loki
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 111
Location: 419 Fake Street
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:57 am |
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one of my characters developed a terryfying case of Tribbleitus which he contracted after performing surgery on a clown's anus, which resulted in explosive diarrhea and an inflammation of his Shatner's Bassoon |
_________________ "I am supposed to be panic over this matter but I did not because I feel to be free with you!" - Amina Zongo
"I have commited a series of murders all to make hell" - Evangelist Goodluck Jones
"You are a joker" Kazzy Wilson
"Please, NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN" Kazzy Wilson
"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO BE MY TRUSTEE" - Charles Izekor |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:55 am |
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Loki wrote: |
Shatner's Bassoon |
Have you seen my G.E.F.A.F.W.I.S.P thread?
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=189307&start=0 |
_________________ x11 x3
"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
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Loki
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 111
Location: 419 Fake Street
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Posted:
Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:14 pm |
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why yes. yes i have. i love it, and fully intend to use it at the next best oppotunity |
_________________ "I am supposed to be panic over this matter but I did not because I feel to be free with you!" - Amina Zongo
"I have commited a series of murders all to make hell" - Evangelist Goodluck Jones
"You are a joker" Kazzy Wilson
"Please, NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN" Kazzy Wilson
"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO BE MY TRUSTEE" - Charles Izekor |
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rocknrollnobody
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2010
Posts: 154
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:13 pm |
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I've got a character that couldn't get to the W U office due to a large amount of giant mega-squirrels infesting the land. They ate his car. |
_________________ x10
[Free portrait of you with sexy goats!]
"WESTERN UNIN SAY IT FAKE AND YOU LIE. THEY LAUGH AND I FEEL FOOL. I WAIT FOR 5 HOUR TO GET WESTERN OFFICE AND YOU TRICK ME. I AM HIGH RESPECTED BANK OFFICIAL AND YOU TRICK ME WITH LIES AND FAKERY" - C0llin Sh1elds (a high respected bank official, apparently)
"I hope this is not another game as i do not have time for such games as i mean business here. I would not want to commence on a never ending journey or an uncompleted project with an unserious man." - Barrister Joseph Goldsmith doesn't want a never-ending project. Shame... |
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Loki
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 111
Location: 419 Fake Street
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:14 pm |
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damn those pesky mega-squirrels.
they're in league with the tribbles you know |
_________________ "I am supposed to be panic over this matter but I did not because I feel to be free with you!" - Amina Zongo
"I have commited a series of murders all to make hell" - Evangelist Goodluck Jones
"You are a joker" Kazzy Wilson
"Please, NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN" Kazzy Wilson
"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO BE MY TRUSTEE" - Charles Izekor |
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gerald.fird
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Mar 2010
Posts: 2135
Location: Ladland
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:20 pm |
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The city was gated and locked and no one could leave or enter the city. The closest Western Union was right outside my city. You could see it from the gates. |
_________________ = 309
x226 x36
X17
Mrs. CHIPIWA MAZIVA - Johannesburg to Cape Town - 1800 miles round-trip
"IDIOT DEY FOOL YOURSELF........ YOU NON GET WORK DATS WHY U DE FIND FOLLOW UP..... ILLITERATE
TAKE MY ID MAKE U ADD ME
MAKE I SHOW U MY WEBMAIL... U WILL NO DAT AM NOT HUNGRY... HUNGER GO KILL UR GENERATION" |
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Loki
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 111
Location: 419 Fake Street
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:28 pm |
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The city was gated and locked and no one could leave or enter the city. The closest Western Union was right outside my city. You could see it from the gates. |
I f*****g love this! I can picture it perfectly in my mind. What a wonderful approach, i lol'd at work |
_________________ "I am supposed to be panic over this matter but I did not because I feel to be free with you!" - Amina Zongo
"I have commited a series of murders all to make hell" - Evangelist Goodluck Jones
"You are a joker" Kazzy Wilson
"Please, NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN" Kazzy Wilson
"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO BE MY TRUSTEE" - Charles Izekor |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:35 pm |
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My character was driving to a meeting with some lads at a hotel near Heathrow airport. Unfortunately my car, a vintage Bentley, was in a horrific and ghastly crash on the M1 due to the fact I was driving at 110 mph and talking on my mobile at the same time.
My baiting phone must have received 40+ calls in the next 4 hours |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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Rick Shaw
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Jan 2010
Posts: 503
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:47 pm |
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I go psychotic at lads who use lawyers and then sack the lawyers. If i get an insult I then ask the lad to get the lawyers information and give it to me whereby I tell the lad I am going to B*llock chop the lawyer.
I go into great detail about the "operation" and refuse to budge on the information until I get it. The lads then beg and beg not to perform the b*ollock chop on the lawyer as the bait cannot move on. I have one on the go like this at the moment.
The lad is in a right state begging for money and help constantly. I just say get me the details or else.
I have found sacking lawyers really throws lads. I sacked three in a row once and the lad was beside himself with desperation. I use any old excuse and give them really tight response deadlines. Great fun. |
_________________ X176
IyaNA UR MAMA BE THIS OH.... La ya e.e.....Mad man.. Dr Usman Ahmed
YOUR MOTHER TOTO DID YOU UNDERSTAND.OTU NNE GI UNDERSTAND.
YOUR MOTHER TOTO DID YOU UNDERSTAND.BYE FOR NOW.GUY. Victor Owusu.
Take care little odd friend - D@ve L3wis
FOLL PUT THIS TO YOU FUCKING BIG HEAD. V1ctor OwusV
I never knew that a man who claim to have reputation could be so rude ,nasty and very barbaric like you did. (death cert faked) Dav1d Caruso
YOU ARE A BASTARD AND THE WORST AND WORST POOREST BASTARD ON THIS EARTH PLANET. GO TO HELL AND PUBLISH THE FUCKING PUSSY OF YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FEMALE DAUGHTERS AND YOUR OCTOPUS LONG DICK. YOU SEE WEALTH COMING ON YOUR WAY ON A PLATTER OF GOLD AND YOUR REFUSE TO GRAB IT. M1chael Pyl3
Neither am i a nadger hunter Joe OmQ |
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