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thrylos7
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Jul 2009
Posts: 487
Location: On my 767
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:19 pm |
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The forum is full of all the crap we put lads through. I'm curious as to our baiting characters, though.
What horrible things have you put them through?
I'll start with this: I almost feel sorry for my main baiting character. In one bait, he shot and killed his banker for meddling in the transaction and conspiring with the lad.
He then freaked out and went on the run, traveling from the US to Seoul, Cairo (where he stole a car, prompting the quote in my sig), Khartoum, and finally Douala. A safari attempt there failed hopelessly.
In Douala he shacked up with some frat boys and ended up taking an African psychedelic drug and tripping out of his mind. Almost a hundred incoherent emails to the lad followed.
Two weeks later, he woke up in an alley in Berlin with some pretty selective amnesia.
Even though it may not be successful, it's such fun to make up crazy twists like this! So I'd like to hear about all your characters' misfortunes, and how your lads reacted. |
_________________ I HAVE TRIED TO GO THROUGH THIS PROCESS TWICE AND HAVE SPENT A TOTAL OF 10 HOURS THE FIRST TIME AND 6 HOURS THE 2ND TIME AND STILL HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FINISH THE PROCESS YET. I CANNOT BE DOING ANYTHING WRONG - Sheik Mohameed Salam, satisfied SS customer
And I must tell you that I am not in support of you stealing a car, how can you stoop so low, are you a criminal? You are compounding your problems if you don't know. - James O.
I wish you were in front of me; you deserve 12 strokes on your butt. - Emmanuel K.
send me the MTCN number, the name and address of sender. If you cannot do that like you Americans say get fucky out here now.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE BEAST
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:31 pm |
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evil_sheep
Compulsive Self Abuser
Joined: 15 Jul 2010
Posts: 1100
Location: 419eater Passport office.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:57 pm |
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I got fired from my job and in trouble with the police after I stole money from my colleagues to raise the funds he required - my boss saw me and reported me to the police. |
_________________ x11 x3
"I thank you for your quick massage this morning. " - Prince Abdul Hakeem
"u lied. i know u as black man" - Timothy Fred
"Get out. If you mail me again, i will destroy your mailbox." - Clydesdale Bank PLC.
"picece of shit gett off here junkie" "arse hole like u" "u r a bullshit around the corner" "fuck off and die" "is that how you write ur father?" "do u need some crack from Brazil?" "please leave me alone" - Dr. Mohamed Gaza
FREE BEER!
"Baiting is like sex. If it does go pear-shaped, pull out, get a new email address and try again from a different angle." - Me |
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Chuda, the killer cat
Craziest cat ever
Joined: 02 Aug 2010
Posts: 1034
Location: Out hunting lads
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:03 pm |
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I have one where my main character completely forgot the millions and wanted the girl instead - The lad played along and my character went to "her" rescue and ended up getting robbed, stabbed and beaten - He died last Sunday morning due to his severe injuries - Poor fellow
The lad still tries to get money out of my character's company - That's a bit sickening
I'll publish that one when it's completed. |
_________________ Killer cat attitude:
I know what you're thinking MUGU — "Am I a lion or only a cat?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.
But being a lion, the most powerful predator in the world I would bite your MUGU head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
"Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, MUGU?
X 4 - My first ones - Same lad, nice guy
X 2 - From same hitlad
YOU GET EXTRA HURTY DEATH AFTERR YOU WORDS - Hitbadger - Now one of us, you're so welcome
THE PROBLEM IS I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENT - Hitlad
GET ME MONEY THEM I WILL TELL YOU WERE HE HIS, JUST MONEY ANY ABOUT BECAUSE I HATE THAT BUSTARD. - Same hitlad
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:04 pm |
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One of my characters has been burned in a Hummer accident, imprisoned in a vault against her will where she was forced to take drugs and eat cold gourmet meals, and escaped in part by poisoning her captor with a tampon. Lad still taking the credit for 'rescuing' me by telling me what day of week it was. |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:11 pm |
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Well, 10 year old Agnes Slapper had a few problems while trying to pay a hitlad.
1) Her pa beat her for taking his credit card.
2) She was arrested while trying to send the hitlad $50.
3) She fell asleep on the train travelling to another courier in the next town, and overshot her destination by 500 miles. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:17 pm |
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rocko-d-spirito
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2009
Posts: 137
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:24 pm |
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Was arrested and jailed by the Secret Service for throwing my own excrement at Hillary Clinton during a parade. |
_________________ "be rest assured that someone from nowhere shall blow a good bullet into your scull soon." -Mr O
"which U.S. secretary of state, did you threw feces at.what was your reason for such stupid act and how mant times will i tell you what to do next." -Mrs. Abuchi
U WERE BORN FROM AN EPILEPTIC MADMAN'S SPERM [email protected]
Lagos to Accra="My friend an not happy at this time you have done me painfull thing"
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:15 pm |
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Oneofmycharactershastroublewithhiskeyboard.Thespacebardoesn'twork. |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:36 pm |
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One of my characters was attacked by demons, who first possessed him then killed him....
Another character spent several days driving around London with the corpse of his recently deceased (murdered) wife in the trunk, looking for a place to drop the body where none of those London spy cameras would spot it (he eventually crated the body up and mailed it to the mugu in Lagos, but it was intercepted by the authorities, whose only clue to the identity of the murderer was an address in Lagos....)
Another character (one that I use repeatedly) suffers from recurring attacks of Lycanthropy, which happen at the most inconvenient moments.
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:41 pm |
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Bohigal wrote: |
poisoning her captor with a tampon |
sorry, but I don't think anything can beat that.
Lad wanted me to send him a package of mobile phones. I agreed, but told him under no circumstances should he open the red packet - that would be collected by another contact. The consignment was intercepted at the airport - the red packet contained cocaine destined for my 'cousin' in Lagos. My character was then murdered by his own brother for losing the cocaine. Lad was passed through 2 other characters who were both murdered by the drug gang. |
_________________ --
x2
"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Canoeing Joe
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 15
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:58 pm |
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conga22 wrote: |
Oneofmycharactershastroublewithhiskeyboard.Thespacebardoesn'twork. |
I really shouldn't laugh. My old computer had a keyboard with faulty Space key |
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Captain Koek
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2010
Posts: 205
Location: Speculaasland
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:38 pm |
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Well, I'm still early in my first baits, so it isn't very spectacular.
This bait targets a recovery scammer.
My character's background (slowly revealed to the lad):
She was involved in a NOK scam before. WU transfers always went wrong. MTCN errors and dolla chops. The barrister dropped here after the typical lad insults. She went to complain to WU. Got laughed at and later thrown out of the WU office. She's scared to hell of WU now. If a lad wants her to go the WU office, he'll have to drag her there kicking and screaming.
In the mean time she got involved with another made-up scammer in Ghana. He was very understanding about her WU troubles and immediately gave her a bank account number. She transferred sums of money to that bank account and the scammer is very happy about that. She's now about to transfer another $60,000 to this made-up scammer. |
_________________ x14 x4
"I am waiting" (x13) - impatient lad
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Ima is the best! (Rover's a close second now) |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:43 pm |
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One of mine was flying from New York to Los Angeles but due to bad weather had to divert to Beijing. |
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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DungDigger
frivolous bustard
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Posts: 376
Location: Undercover, on top of things and beside myself.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:36 pm |
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Sigh. My main character is a little old lady whose biggest adventure in recent weeks was to get drunk and fall up the steps of a city pub, laughing all the way Well she does have asthma, mobility problems, recurrent amnesia and arthritis so it was pretty major stuff for her. Particularly as the grocery shop no longer offered a Western Union service and she needed urgent reviving.
I promise to bait more adventurously soon. I nearly had a great time with one character whose husband had run off with her best friend and she was left with nothing but the three houses, five sports cars and the house in Malibu. Her language was terrible. I was quite shocked. And then the lad's email address died |
_________________ Goat Tango Championships 2010 - Application Form
Smite! Smite! Smite! WOO HOO!
MY FIRST! YOWZAH!! SIZZLE!
@hris Madi Good measure press down shaken together running over shall men lay unto your bosom
Mrs L*g@d: Please don't make us look stupid in the face of our colleauges okay
Mr L*g@d: I will like you to know that we love you okay |
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MikeandLouise
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Feb 2009
Posts: 680
Location: SW England
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:08 pm |
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One of my female characters is young and nieve and does not have any money at all.
So she has to borrow it from a neighbour who is a pervert and will only give her the cash if she allows him to shag her.
She often asks the lad for advice on how to please a man, seeing as she has never done it before. |
_________________ Read our current baits here. Visit Black&Wh1te Amat3urs here. My forms here.
x7
Fake cheques collected = €3000, $2000, £4000
'Cheating is not in our blood as we Muslim’s besides it’s against Islamic law, it’s only Africa people that cheat'. - Mr. Saleem Al Farra
'What kind of game is this? I went to the bank this afternoon to cash out the Money, the cashier then told me that it was a fake payment. you make me look stupid right in front of responsible Men and Women'. - 0ke Edew0r |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:09 pm |
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Captain Mal's had some bad luck.
He's had his leg badly fractured in a car crash more than once.
Thanks to that fracture he was struck down by DVT on an intercontinental flight.
That leg's become infected; once it led to amputation.
His inner ear damage from an IED explosion in Fallujah has become infected too; once this caused drastic balance problems and a fall down stairs that left him with a broken collarbone.
He was detained at Heathrow, and arrested at the airport at Abuja and sent to Kuje prison, where he got dysentery.
Cammy's had less in the way of traumas, though twice she sold herself to a rich playboy with perverted tastes and had to endure anal sex, just to oay Lad fees. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:10 pm |
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In order to get the needed funds,my vic decided to rip off his former drug dealer employer.Bad luck,in the ensuing gunfight the drug dealer's wife and children were killed,but he survived.This required my vic to leave the country in a hurry with a lot of cash,but somehow he never made it to Nigeria with all that cash for Dr. Soludo. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:23 am |
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What I find amazing is the complete apathy shown by the lads when you explain your characters various adventures afterwards - which usually results in nothing more than 'OK but you need to send money quick' or similar. |
_________________
(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:49 am |
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My favorite wild character was a (married) church secretary who happened to be psychotic. She fell in love with the lad and started talking with him about killing her husband so she could be with the lad. She was wildly delusional and the lad got frightened. Then she killed her husband and was soon arrested. Another church official sent the lad news clippings about it, which implicated her African lover/partner. The fun part was that I traced his IP to a specific computer center so I worked into another news clip. The lad needed new underwear after that.
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:55 am |
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My character's sister has died a few times... From an Infected Madagascar! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:29 am |
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I was invited into a Scamorama member's bait as his character's abusive and racist father, who ended up in Cuba, a suspect in a triple homicide hate crime, having fled Mexico after shooting two bounty hunters disguised as FBI agents. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:29 am |
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Wow, Corona, never saw our twisted side. My fav character has been murdered, robbed, mugged, cursed by demons, helicopter crash, snowmobile crash, sued by investors, and most recently travelling West Africa on business . |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:02 am |
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Well--in El Sorcho's Nutty Professor thread my character was brutally murdered by the Gomer Boyz. Mutilated and murdered. Certain body parts removed and shoved down my throat.
Most recently with one lad of mine (I've had for a few months), I suffered a major heart attack after I attacked the Money Gram clerk for robbing me. I'm awaiting a heart transplant. And thanks to my co-baiters, we have driven a car into the WU office and it's only open now twice a week as they are under repairs.
Since I need a delay with him for payment I am going to help co-baiters (one is a "reverend") with the circumcision of kosher elephants at the zoo by the rabbi. I don't think the elephants are going to like it too much...
That's about it for me. I have a few others, but they're the ones where you have to be there to understand it. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:19 am |
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My current bait is probably my most interesting.
The original main character Eva K0konen from Helsinki, Finland was a CEO of a "Party Planning" company and was planning on expanding to Italy and then into Africa. While she was in Italy, she had her receptionist Anna Ibanoba Okawa (replace the "b" with "v" and replace the "k" to "g") take over for her while she was away. My lad expected Miss Eva to still contact her while she was there for 2 weeks on business and got angry that wasn't replying. Then when she got home from Italy, she fired Anna for a misunderstanding (which leads to her being deported to America and she heads back to Japan to be with family) with the lad and for causing a co-worker (who's significance will become important later on). Anna begged for the lad's forgiveness and then I had these two characters talk smack about the other and the lad responded appropriately. Eventually, Eva's "gmail" account is "hacked" by Joanne (the former co-worker who left without a trace and sent the lad quite the threatening email). Eventually, Joanne's assistant "Giovanni" sends the lad an email explaining that the two character's have the "fountain of youth" bloodline trait and that they need it for "everlasting youth" and so the ninjas and mafia search for Eva and Eva flees to Sweden but is then murdered by Miss Ratter jee (Played by Psychicbait) who was hired by Joanne to search and destroy Anna as well.
Anna then finds a trip to Africa Safari at an Aoyama café in Tokyo and decides to take part in the Safari. She was hired as a Japanese-English-Russian interpreter via the Sxmba Safari Camp. Where she interpreted and made lots of money. After a while she was kidnapped and taken to Ghana by Joanne's brother (who is competing against Joanne). Anna is then rapped by Joanne's brother and two Ghanaians and was left in a windowless hotel room. She escaped and headed back to the camp to grab her stuff and leave (without telling the camp that she was leaving).
She flies back to Japan where she ends up pregnant and working 12 hour shifts to get the lad his money. The Sxmba Safari Camp is going to sue her and slap her with a huge fine if she does not come back and interpret for the Russian and Japanese tourists. She finds out that the "pregnancy" is really just two "tape worms" that found their way into the food she ate while captive.
The story will continue... |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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