Lads come in many guises

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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:26 pm

This lad was picked up on UK Chatterbox, which I occasionally frequent as myself, but will spot a lad a mile off...

<lad> hi there
<TLJ> hi
<lad> how are you doing there, i am aron bennet 45 from usa, new on here though
<TLJ> bye mugu

[spotted]

<lad> olobe
<TLJ> you think your formats work here? go make love to your goats instead
<lad> you dont have to hate me, guy no be fight nah, why not just prove ur mature by advicing me

[ok he now thinks I'm a lad]

<TLJ> I make more money in a week than you do in a year
<lad> lol, how are you so sure?
<lad> small boy
<TLJ> hey my parents paid for me to be educated man, so type properly okey?
<lad> who dey fight you , you just dey yarn , make you talk how we fit share money you dey front
<TLJ> where are you from?
<lad> your parent paid your way to school, i paid my way outa school , boy i live in my home and drive my car, got a web cam, lets flaunt these
<lad> i am from 9ja, lagos where we hussle not just wait for soemone to pay yoru bills
<TLJ> I live in an apartment VI
<lad> oh cool, i live in my home in ijebu ode full duplex, i drive EOD, and Element 2005, a gulf 4 for my wife, i am just 26
<TLJ> good, I'll give you some formats that will make you big money
<lad> guy lets talk about money, how does scamm work here, fill me in, i am chatting few clients on private now , but they dont have yahoo or msn
<lad> cool , i woud love that
<TLJ> you should not say you're from USA
<lad> ok, go on
<TLJ> a European country is best

[bit of de-education going on here]

<TLJ> like Turkey or Greece
<lad> ok
<TLJ> Croacia is good too
<lad> on but i only have pick up link in london alone
<TLJ> is it IGHO BNSON TADAFERUA?
<lad> nope, i have a local bank in lagos that pick my mtcn up regardless of any info i use, just mtcn ill get my cash here in lagos , if sent to uk
<TLJ> you only use MTCN???
<lad> yes brova
<lad> if you got mtcn , keep it , ill just give you his number and you walk staright to his bank in lagos and pick yoru cash
<TLJ> lol I know how it works brova
<lad> how
<TLJ> you need to meet client in person

[planing the seed for a safari?]

<TLJ> I send my guys to meet them all the time
<lad> wow that is good money you talking about, what is the deal bro
<TLJ> we get mugus to fly to cotonou and go pick them up
<TLJ> then all is fair game lol
<lad> then you bring then to 9ja?
<TLJ> we have premises in cotonou to use
<TLJ> we don't like mugus on our patch
<lad> cool, how do you think i could be useful, what do i need do to be a part of your team, i would love to touch good money
<TLJ> we will give you a small job to prove yourself if you are willing
<lad> ok boss, i am here
<TLJ> send an email to one of my accounts ok?
<lad> let me have you email, of yahoo id so we could talk better at yoru convenience
<TLJ> send email first, then I will know you are willing, then I will give you my yahoo
<TLJ> [email protected]
<lad> ok
<TLJ> write me now okey
<lad> ok
<TLJ> send your name and contact details
<lad> contact details, did you mean with my home adress , phone # ?
<TLJ> yes, to prove you are legit

[lad is stalling now]

<TLJ> hurry please, I have a business meeting
<lad> ok
<TLJ> I am waiting, you do not need to include your address if you do not want to
<TLJ> name and contact number will be sufficient
<lad> ok
<TLJ> if you do not email me, you won't be considered for big money
<TLJ> what a shame
<TLJ> we need someone for a pick up in lagos
<TLJ> we will find someone else
<TLJ> good

And I now have the lad's email and phone number...

Smile

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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:42 pm

^^^
Well done! Laughing

He sounds ready to pack his bags!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:42 am

Looks like the GomerGrrls are gonna get one. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:42 am

Lad says "clients"...*shudder*

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:15 am

I know, freaked me out a little, I have to think of a way of getting him banned from that site, without the mods thinking I'm a lad too Smile

UPDATE:

a brief email exchange;

Quote:

broda, its me , my name is bi01a 4dams 07039xxxxxx

(TLJ) Good
Stand by your box broda, we may have a job for you soon.

ok broda, i am waiting with full loyalty

Wow, the power!

Twisted Evil