Tosser 0gugu0, fifth anniversary safari

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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:02 pm

Last year T0sser 0gugu0 went to Bamako, Mali and spent a couple days loitering in hotel lobbies. This year, he's off to Ghana, and as you can see by his email, he's almost ready. More soon.

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Subject: I DID NOT MEAN TO DISRESPECT YOU IN ALL ITS RAMIFICATIONS

Eminent Holy Reverend,

I did not mean to hurt you by my statement His Eminence.

All i wanted to say is that i have been preparing for this project for the past five years.

So you forgive me if my statement has hurted.I dont mean any disrespect on you or your person His Eminence.

So i want to know how else you want me to show my comtitment to the brotherhood after all these sacrifices.

i had to sell off my mobile phone to pay my way back to ouagadougou from bamako mali.

Remain Shagged
T0SSER 0GUGU0 NW0SU

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:30 pm

Congratulations on the upcoming five-year anniversary for you and "T.O."! I'm certain he will be eager to travel in honor of this momentous occasion! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:39 pm

Wish him a nice trip for me Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:41 am

How sweet it is to see a Lad For Life (LFL) fulfilling his destiny.... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:53 am

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Remain Shagged

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:55 am

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So i want to know how else you want me to show my comtitment to the brotherhood after all these sacrifices.

His pizzle in a preserving jar?

Is this the Hotel Inspector lad? If not I'm sure you can make him one Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:02 am

5 years!!! Shocked

That's amazing!
Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:13 am

I'm looking forward to following TON (again) on yet another safari. Five years.........WOW!. Congrats. PD_S. clapping

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:52 am

Mods, please excuse the bump, just an update ref: his psychological preparation for another futile trip....

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Eminent Holy Reverend ELDER ****

I crave your indulgence to inform you that i have not been instructed or told by anybody since i joined the brotherhood and we started our chapel here to be sending the activities of our chapel to you or to to anybody.

If i was told,why wont i be doing it?
You accuse me many times of not showing comitments to the brotherhood .

How else can i show my comitments .

Considering what i have gone through in respect to this project ,i am convinced that i have shown my comitments to the brotherhood and made a lot of sacrifices to the upliftment of the brotherhood here in burkina faso west africa.

I am not running after the money as you mentioned because since i joined the brotherhood i have been spending my money and my wifes money to be running our chapel here and has not received even a dime nor a bible from the brotherhood.

It was His Eminence Dr ******* who has been encouraging after my futile trip which i was asked to embark to Bamako Maliwhere i was subjected to a lot of sufferings and fed with a lot of lies.

I can send to you all the mails that i received while i was in Mali.
My name and reputation has been destroyed by my circumcision photograph appearing on the internet after Dr **** assured me many times that the photograph will be protected.

Then how did my photograph i sent to the brotherhood find its way in the net?
This is a riddle i am yet to decipher.

So cosidering all these,to realisethis project of building and spreading the ethics of the ,i am convinced i have shown comitment.

You can as well send somebody here to come and supervise our activities and the building of the chapel when the funds are available.

Infact i have suffered a great deal in respect to this project which i need your consideration as we are the flock of God.
Remain shagged,

Thanks.
T0SSER 0GUGU0 NW0SU

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T0sser 0gugu0 Nw0su,

I will, for now, confine my reply to this whining, insidious drivel to asking you again: what activities have you and your flock participated in? I will soon be sending you a huge sum of money. This is coming your way no matter what. That has already been decided. Perhaps you could speed its delivery by telling us here something of what the money will be used for.

May your smackboat overflow with kippers,

Elder ****.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:35 pm

Another Tosser safari! Life is grand. Very Happy

Will he stop to take his picture sitting on top of the crocodiles in Paga, Ghana? Will he go visit the witches of Gambaga? Will he go visit Ahmed Kh@diri in Tamale? I'm on pins and needles here. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:17 am

How is he this thick? i mean i know they're lads and all but, surely, surely, they aren't that dense?
Good luck with another safari!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:33 pm

They are not all as dense as this guy. This Tosser is a rare and special breed of scammer, truly a needle in a haystack. Smile

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:31 am

Loki wrote:

How is he this thick? i mean i know they're lads and all but, surely, surely, they aren't that dense?
Good luck with another safari!

Yeah, they can be this and denser Laughing

Search the site for Kevin, who was sent on even more safaris and even got a great tattoo for his scamming efforts. When you have a lad believe there is ca$h waiting for them, you can do just about anything to them.

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:09 am

lol i'm very familiar with his efforts. I was first turned onto this by Ivor Grimey Colon, who mentored me more or less in person, and through him i learnt of the great efforts these lads go to.

still. wow, nail on the head there, needle in a haystack!

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:25 am

FIVE YEARS?!?!? Jesus Christ Allmighty, you simply must publish this work! God will bless you real good. Very Happy

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Maybe he is on the search for the Holy Grail and knows how to keep his true intentions secret, Sir Eminent Holy Reverend.

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:02 pm

PDS, the bolded quotes from T.O. are monuments to the anguish you have caused. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:55 pm

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the ethics of the brotherhood of tossers

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