Am i dead or alive (you will soon wish i was !!)

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Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

Make's you wonder if any of these lads have a sense of humour.
I thought i would just send a quicky p155 take to this one and that would be that, wrong, i got turned into a beneficiary, (how lucky is that lol )
You may notice i never mentioned the deceased, i think that after a few more e-mails i might just enquire why some one left millions to MY DOG
anyway???????
But for now i think i will just continue the p155 take, be rude not too lol.

PG

Them
Attention

A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by two gentle men, one of them is an American national and he is MR DAVID DEANE by name while the other person is MR... JACK MORGAN by name a CANADIAN national.

This gentlemen claimed to be your representative, and this power of attorney stated that you are died, they brought an account to replace your information's in other to claim your fund of $6.5 Million Usd which it is right now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED, below is the new account they have submitted:
Be further informed that this power o f attorney also stated that you suffered and died of a throat cancer. You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, You are to contact us back immediately, Because we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiaries inheritance and contract payment.

You are to call this office immediately for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to speak with you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you immediately.
Just also be informed that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held responsible of wrong payment.

Below is the burial pictures brought in confirmation that you are dead.
(NO THERE ISNT)
Thank you.

Mr JOHN MAC
International Monetary Funds Agents

Me
Dear sir,
It is with great regret that i have to inform you that the one you seek did in fact pass away several weeks ago, i write with tears in my eyes, however anyone posing as the beneficiary to the funds are indeed fraud stars, and should be draggled in their own mucustations for trying to scam some one who has gone to a better place.
At least it was quick, we can be grateful for that, seven weeks of suffering and then Kaput, lights out, just as quick as that, its true when they say "many a mickle maks a muckle"dont you think??
I will contact you later to discuss matters arising from the tragic demise of my dearly departed friend to whom this beneficiary applies.
But as you will know these are difficult times that only time will heal and i fear i can write no more
Remain Blessedly
Trevor

They replied
Thank you so much Mr.Trevor for divulging such vital infomations about your late friend please it my honour to let you know that we have concluded to have the fund realease to you please get back to me as i will forward detais as soon as possible.

John.

Me, with a tear in my eye lol.

Hello john
Thank you for your quick reply, i was amazed to read that i am to be the new beneficiary, thank you so much.
Six and a half big one's will go along way to easing my grief, (if you know what i mean)
how do i get my hands on it, the sooner the better because it cost me a few bucks to get the old boy planted and to be honest i had only known him a few years anyway, so get back to me ASAP and let me know how things are going, Kerching as as they say.

Regards Trev

Rgds PG